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Robbie
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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:55 am Post subject: Aragorn & Boromir cement their relationship... |
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Here's a plot idea. Continue the following story.
Settling down by the River Anduin, the Hobbits busy themselves eating second dinner in preparation for the night's sleep. Gimli is busy repairing his ripped tunic, whilst Aragorn and Boromir are sipping away by the crackling fire.
Boromir wipes away a drip of blood from his face. "That was a very close call, today," he muses.
With a light chortle, Aragorn replies, "Well, we may have got away with it completely if your nose wasn't so big."
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:00 am Post subject: |
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| Please, somebody shoot him. |
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Robbie
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:06 am Post subject: |
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Hey! I know you've got the power to edit other's posts - but I can remove your rights.... 
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Ellbee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe. What a nice, fuzzy little bunny it is, too. This being a non-slash site pretty much stops me in my tracks, though, dangit. If you've got a burning desire to read this, I imagine someone has done it. Try the Library of Moria. 
-Ell
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Scribe
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: Aragorn & Boromir cement their relationship... |
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| "He who thinks Boromir has a Big Nose" wrote: | Here's a plot idea. Continue the following story.
Settling down by the River Anduin, the Hobbits busy themselves eating second dinner in preparation for the night's sleep. Gimli is busy repairing his ripped tunic, whilst Aragorn and Boromir are sipping away by the crackling fire.
Boromir wipes away a drip of blood from his face. "That was a very close call, today," he muses.
With a light chortle, Aragorn replies, "Well, we may have got away with it completely if your nose wasn't so big."
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ROTFLMAO!
Big nose....slash site....suffice to say, my imagination is going in places, i rather it not go. |
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Viv
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm. Regarding the poll... in American English, the word "twat" is synonymous with female genitals. What does it mean elsewhere?
(just a little puzzled by the poll  ) |
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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No, Viv, you got it. In the UK, twat is one of those insults you can throw at the male populace and get a very wild reponse. <g>
Look, I'll say this again: Boromir (Sean Bean) does NOT have a big nose. ::stumps her foot::  So when I saw this little silly post from dear Robbie, I hacked my way in and added the poll.
Sorry for taking our domestics out in the forum...
do. 
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Scribe
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:48 pm Post subject: Big nose |
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Look, Do the man is extremely XXXXable but his nose can never be considered button. 
And you'll forgive me if I stay out of your poll. But since we're on the subject of Twat, do you want to do the usual Sat night thing? I rented Snatch  on DVD. |
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Very funny, mellon. Now, I'm getting to know my true allies... 
do. (who's actually got Snatch on tape to watch...)
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Robbie
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:57 am Post subject: |
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Snatch, twat... let's not go there.
(Sorry, we can. It's not slash )
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Robbie
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:01 am Post subject: |
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And whilst we're at it, Elentari, JennnLee and NancyBrooke had better start grovelling for voting in the poll!
Edit - Got ticked off by wifey for spelling nicknames incorrectly.
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JennnLee
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:34 am Post subject: |
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I only voted out of sympathy for Robbie's poor spouse. I have a husband with a similar sense of humor, so I know how it feels to live with such a "comic genius." (Ell can attest to this - he spent a goodly part of her visit making fun of us and our little elf/pirate obsession...)
But in all seriousness, Robbie, I think you rock. To help support our obsessions with all the work you do for a site of this magnitude is amazing. Husband of the Year for you!
Boromir's nose is NOT too big, however... |
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Robbie
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:42 am Post subject: |
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| JennnLee wrote: | | I have a husband with a similar sense of humor, so I know how it feels to live with such a "comic genius." |
I must admit, I do enjoy taking the mick at certain bits of the obsession and affection for Mr Bean. But when you've sat through every single movie made by him, complete with robust Yorkshire accent (how the hell he's going to play Odysseus without pretending that Troy is a suburb of Doncaster, I really don't know) you'll have sympathy for me, too!
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dolarabee
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:03 am Post subject: |
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| Rob wrote: | | But when you've sat through every single movie made by him, complete with robust Yorkshire accent you'll have sympathy for me, too! |
That's BS and you know it. You have yet to watch a single Sharpe movie with me (and there's fourteen of them!)... and besides, I don't have all of his flicks.
Robust Yorkshire accent. Your mum is from Yorkshire! As if you're weren't used to hearing it.
do.
P.S. JennnLee, thanks for your accolade. (That's more than a certain friend of mine gave me...) Comic genius, indeed. I've got your back, girlfriend. 
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Et que d'autres ont bien plus de chance trépassent de rire ou de jouissance,
Mais pire que la mort qui vient c'est l'amour qui ne vient jamais.
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Robbie
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| Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:19 am Post subject: |
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| dolarabee wrote: | | You have yet to watch a single Sharpe movie with me (and there's fourteen of them!) |
Fifteen. Remember beating me black and blue in February until I got you that extra special Shape episode? You know, the "Legend"? Only available in England (and we're in Australia). And all it turned out to be was the other 14 esposides edited. DOH! 
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