[irishelf]

Umm, ::hides behind Haldir :: I know I'm a sadistic b---h but I was wondering if anyone was up for a fic in which Haldir is tortured. :: shrinks as Haldir glares at her :: Note book verse, not movie verse. Hate movie they killed Haldir BAD BAD BAD. :: Gets shusshed by Haldir :;

Haldir: In short, the woman would like to see me suffer, and get beat to a bloody pulp. Course :: Looks at Irish Elf :: Would have to leave me living for I have duties as gaurds man of Loth Lorien.

IrishElf: Oh screw your job. ELF TORTURE PLEASE... Maybe add his brothers Orophin and Rumil? :: big pleading eyes :: They did mention that at times Haldir ventrued from Lorien and I havn't seen anyone work with that.

[Viv]

Am not a big fan of torture. But if that's the way the muse is leading you, by all means, indulge her. If you do include Rumil et al though, just keep in mind that this is a het archive.