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sindohte



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:21 am    Post subject: Tolkien Mad Libs Reply with quote

I am in the mood for something new and different. For those of you that know me, that tends to be trouble. Twisted Evil Here is how this little game works. I start off with a sentence or two that has some crucial elements missing. It is your job to do the following -

1. Fill in the blanks with either LOTR or Silm related characters, places, or just general crazy answers. In fact, the crazier you can get the better.

2. After you come up with words to complete my sentence, then come up with a sentence of your own that is related to my sentence. So for example after my sentence, the next person could come up with a sentence related in some way to Barad-Dur (just a suggestion).


While Sauron was sitting on his _____, he began _____.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While Sauron was sitting on his backside, he began singing.

He ________ and every orc in Mordor ________ .


was that the kind of thing you meant, Sind?

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sindohte



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GottaLuvTolkien wrote:
While Sauron was sitting on his backside, he began singing.



He farted loudly and ever orc in Mordor jumped in surprise.


The Mouthpiece of Sauron ______ into Sauron's room and asked _____? And Sauron answered him by saying _____.



Yes that is exactly what I mean GLT. Everyone just needs to remember to include their response to the previous post and come up with a new post of their own.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sindohte wrote:
He farted loudly and ever orc in Mordor jumped in surprise.



The Mouthpiece of Sauron rushed into Sauron's room and asked "Is anything amiss, O Your Magnificent Evilness?" And Sauron answered him by saying "Open a window, would you?"

The Mouth of Sauron ________ and crossed the room, while ______ and then he ________.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GottaLuvTolkien wrote:


The Mouthpiece of Sauron rushed into Sauron's room and asked "Is anything amiss, O Your Magnificent Evilness?" And Sauron answered him by saying "Open a window, would you?"


The Mouth of Sauron bowed deeply and crossed the room, while gagging on the stench from the Dark Lord's personal version of Mt. Doom and then he tripped over a strange object which was laying on the floor.


What strange type of device is this my Dark Master? I once saw something similar when I was in _____ visiting a _____. If I may know Lord Sauron, what does one do with this device? Will it allow us to crush Lord Elrond and his dirty Ranger he thinks to make king? Or does it have a darker purpose?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What strange type of device is this my Dark Master? I once saw something similar when I was in Khand visiting a proctologist. If I may know Lord Sauron, what does one do with this device? Will it allow us to crush Lord Elrond and his dirty Ranger he thinks to make king? Or does it have a darker purpose?


Sauron _______ and muttered ________. The Mouth of Sauron hurriedly ________ and ______.

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