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Roisin
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 Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:18 pm Post subject: Elf Weenies |
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I knew that would get some attention. Anyway, I just saw a nude drawing of Elladan where he was clearly circumsised. Now, I would assume that Elves would not be circumcised, woudn't you?
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sindohte
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Roisin,
It is no fair to ask a question without showing the smutty goodness that caused you to ask it in the first place.
Disclaimer - The link below is part of a website that is filled with slashy goodness. However the Elladan pix is just of him alone.
http://paintingdragon.homestead.com/files/ElladanYule1.JPG
As for whether or not Elves would have their wanks trimmed, I don't know. And frankly if I could have an Elf's wank, I really wouldn't care as long as it was functional and pointed in my general direction.
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Ah see, if we're being truly honest, we'll all say elves are uncut...
But thats not cool! (I'm a picky bugger) I want my elfies cut 
Just prettier that way... 
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SilverMoonLady
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Well, aside from cultural/religious practices, in the last 50 years, in the US, a full 50% of male infants were circumcised. For a little while, the medical establishment felt it was healthier/cleaner. This was disproved and the pendulum is swinging the other way, but one could argue (if one wished) that elves might have held the same opinion, on a medical/health basis.
Just another fact, hiding in the great big filing cabinet of my mind.
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LuthienTinuviel
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 7:52 am Post subject: |
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I can't believe that trimming off elves weenies would be an issue here. lol.
Just for your general info, in some cultures mens' weenies are in fact trimmed because the tip of the shaft tends to pick up more bacteria, and is more at risk to cancer/etc. So, it's considered much more healthier to just trim it.
Also, if I am correct it has something to do with getting rid of toxins in the blood and getting rid of excess skin etc... On the plus side, it is said that since it's trimmed, the sensitivity of that particular area is increased, thus enhancing the.. urm... well... when you get...
Scientifically proven as well... cool stuff... but since I'm a girl... I have no idea why I had this knowledge carried around in my perverted mind... 
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GottaLuvTolkien
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I have to say I agree with most here: nicer to be cut, for all sorts of reasons, and it is a practice with a LONG history, so may well have been carried out 6,000 years ago. Personally, I think that it would be better, for all the reasons stated above (not least of which is attractiveness, and we KNOW what fussy, vain whotsits elves are...)
And, yes, I do SO love Painting Dragon (even if it IS slashy elves)... but they aren't the only ones. I don't think I have seen an uncircumcised elf-pic yet...
EDIT - oh, and Sind, 'wank' means something completely different in UK English... 'wang' perhaps, but wank is a verb not a noun. ... 
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Roisin
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Well routine circumcision in the US was introduced in the 1800s sometime on the theory that it discouraged masturbation by making the penis *less* sensitive.
And according to Colin Farrell, who should know,  the foreskin is very sensitive. Not being in possession of a weenie or wang of any sort, who knows? My s.o is cut, but he really couldn't give you the opinion from the other side of the fence.
I tend to lean towards Elves not cutting off a piece of their infant sons' weenies without a really good reason.
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limegreensloth
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Hrm, somehow I can't really see elves performing unnecessary surgery on their kiddies, especially if it's something that decreases pleasure. Not to mention the fact that foreskins are so much fun to play with and elves are such creative creatures...
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GottaLuvTolkien
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'Decreases pleasure'? Not in my experience... But then, perhaps I have been fortunate/unfortunate in such matters...
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miriel361
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I know the practice became popular Down Under after World War II.
During this war many ANZACs fought under Montgomery in the deserts of Africa. Apparently getting sand under the foreskin was very painful and caused a lot of infections - hence the trend when the poor boys got home.
As middle Earth is full of trees and beauty, I don't think sand was really an issue.
So my two cents is 'no' |
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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Leave the elfy bell ends alone!
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LuthienTinuviel
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| Moralanqua wrote: | | Leave the elfy bell ends alone! |
lol Mora!
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| Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 9:40 am Post subject: |
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I go away for two days, and look what I go and miss!
I say nay, though. Can't see Elves going through with that, hygiene or no.
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