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xbrodie
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 2 Location: Freezin my ass of in Australia ^_^
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 6:18 am Post subject: Howdy :) |
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Yeah, so I'm new...newbie I feel special.
So yeah, I'm too tired to type a crazy post so I'll just say my names Brodie and my arm hurts. Damn vaccinations, cant we just get the disease for gods sake?? *shakes head* _________________ <33 Brodie
[siggie comin soon folks] |
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Hathor

Joined: 09 Jun 2003 Posts: 346 Location: Lancashire, England
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Howdy right back at ya! Nice to have you here! _________________ ~Hathor~
Owner of 'Just Another Hole' and Lindir, The Pretty Noldo Totty
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis... |
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Moralanqua

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 1051 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 8:06 am Post subject: |
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Hey poops!
Welcome to OSA.
Did u bring us any pressies? Porn, wine, gemstones... Anything will do really  _________________ I am no longer posting on the Forums. If you need me, I am lurking in the archives, reading and reviewing. You can also catch me at Demented Indigo! |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Mora! Contain yourself! We're not supposed to scare them off remember?
We must lure them first... yes precious... lure them...
Like this:
Hi xbrodie, welcome to... uh... what is this? Oh, OSA My name is BB and I'm an elfoholic. The one begging for presents was Moratheslut, just ignore her, she can't hurt you unless of course you withhold porn, then you need to watch yourself.
Hope you enjoy your stay, this is a pretty cool place  _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
-"The Pope! how many divisions has he got?" - Stalin |
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queenoftheshire

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 607 Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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HI BRODIE! ^.^ Yes, Mora can be dangerous at times, but BB neglected to mention that you need to be careful around her as well! Lmao. But of course, I told you about them before this.
Anyhoo, I'm glad you decided to join and I LOVE that there's another Dom Perv around! _________________ ||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone. |
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 1211
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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Hello Xbrodie!
So you've had your shots? That's more than BB and Mora can say.
Welcome, welcome... bar's down the hall, clothing optional, and let the front desk if you'd prefer a chocolate-covered Mortal, Hobbit or Elf on your pillow in the morning. Can't do Dwarves sorry. *whispers* it's all the hair, you know.
Anna
PS queenoftheshire, that avatar of yours just tickles me to death. Very cute. |
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queenoftheshire

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 607 Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks! ^.^ I love it too.
PS: When did we get the choco-covered hobbits in?? _________________ ||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone. |
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Andreth
Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Posts: 1211
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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We've been hiding them from you. Otherwise we'd never be able to keep them in stock.  |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Actually the new dark chocolate covered Carathirs just arrived. I went down and stockpiled! Now all you suckers have to wait...
The fudge covered Frodos aren't going very fast... they look loney
And I'm proud to say that I HAVE had my lime disease shot. But I wouldn't recomend letting me bite you.  _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
-"The Pope! how many divisions has he got?" - Stalin |
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queenoftheshire

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 607 Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I feel sorry for Fingon then...
Yes, I'm aware of those Frodo's....
And they can keep being lonely, thank you.
Come on, I know there's some Milk Chocolate Merry's around here somewhere. Hand 'em over ^.^ _________________ ||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone.
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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*cough*SilverMoonLady*cough*
Oh, and Fingon hasn't had his shots either...  _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
-"The Pope! how many divisions has he got?" - Stalin
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queenoftheshire

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 607 Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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That gluttonous lil Pervy Hobbit Fancier...Lmao  _________________ ||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone. |
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xbrodie
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 2 Location: Freezin my ass of in Australia ^_^
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 12:37 am Post subject: |
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*gasp* You have fudge covered Frodo's?
*steals them all and hides in t-shirt*
Yeah, nothing to see here ladies and gentlmen...move aside...
*quickly steals Milk Chocoate Merry then runs away squealing*
My arm is so much more better now. I can move it. See? *moves arm and cringes*
Ow...ow...I've uh....gotta....go....*limps away holding arm* _________________ <33 Brodie
[siggie comin soon folks] |
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Eyborg
Joined: 08 May 2004 Posts: 429 Location: Reykjavík, Iceland
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 10:29 am Post subject: |
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Ahhh... did somebody say Milk Chocolate Merry's?
Give me one... give me one! We wants them... we needs them...! Must have... *gollum gollum*
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queenoftheshire

Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 607 Location: Catching Birds with a Pool Skimmer
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 11:59 am Post subject: |
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-Sits between two life sized milk chocolate Billeh and Dom figures- ^-^ I'm happy now! They're too precious to eat though! :wink: :roll:
Hey! Brodie! What have I told you!? Back to the fanfic sweatshop with you! Lmao. ^.^ _________________ ||Lex||Yoda||Sooker||
I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone. |
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