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Hathor
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 Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:53 am Post subject: Elvish Orgasms (probably end up being NC-17...) |
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We're all looking now, aren't we?
One of Those Thoughts popped into my head the other night, and I have to ask what other people's views are on it because I thought it would fit in here perfectly.
Elves have better senses than humans, yes? So that means they have better sight, better hearing... better sensitivity.
Basically, would the Elvish orgasm be more extreme? Quicker? Longer? All three? Something else entirely?
Really, genuinely curious here. I realise the Professor never wrote anything like that, but what do you lot think?
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miriel361
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Well - better of course.
Long answer: I think that when elves orgasm, it is not only a bodily response, it is a meeting of the mind/ soul as well.
I also like to think that they are capable of feeling what their partners are feeling as well.
Imagine the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by 10. That should just about cover it. |
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Roisin
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Oh my, this thread is making me tingly. 
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Nienna
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When I first got into elves (as it were) I imagined sex would be a little more 'other worldly' than many of the fanstastic stories on this site describe!
Something along the lines of Sting and Trudie's tantric sex sessions perhaps, where there's (potentially) less sweat and smut and more mind-and-body-meld...
However, when you get down to it, we all want sweat and smut don't we?! |
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Robbie
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Long answer: I think that when elves orgasm, it is not only a bodily response, it is a meeting of the mind/ soul as well. |
You lot just crack me up! Oh, boy...... 
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Eyborg
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Well, I have to admit that I'm more interested in hobbit orgasms... he he he  couldn't resist...
But interesting theories you've got there... about the elves I mean.  |
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miriel361
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| Robbie wrote: | | miriel361 wrote: | | Long answer: I think that when elves orgasm, it is not only a bodily response, it is a meeting of the mind/ soul as well. |
You lot just crack me up! Oh, boy...... |
One can hope Robbie can't one?
Tolkien had a more catholic approach - he thought of sex as something that elves got out of their systems earlier on ( about 100) and then went on to higher things. .....
And maybe male elves have their sexual peak early on (like human males) but this theory leaves out the poor females, whose hormones won't start going crazy until later on (like human women). |
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dolarabee
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Robbie wrote: | | You lot just crack me up! Oh, boy...... |
One can hope Robbie can't one? |
Don't mind him, Miriel... 
| miriel361 wrote: | | but this theory leaves out the poor females, whose hormones won't start going crazy until later on (like human women). |
That is if their hormones function the same way as human women do, which is unlikely if they can decide when they conceive.
I would tend to agree with this mindmeld idea or this union of the body/mind/soul, but I wouldn't put the experience too intense or they wouldn't be shagging the way we're portraying them. I mean one of those mindblowing trips a month would be plenty by the sound of things and way too tiring to go for another round on the same night!  And there's always the notion that once your mind and soul bond together, the physical aspect of the act probably takes a back seat... most likely even less than the back burner... more like the shed at the back and around the corner bushes.
::shrugs:: I don't know...
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:52 am Post subject: |
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Dirty Buggers!
Taking Galads and Celebord as my example, they were said to be lurvers before the wed and lil Celebrian wasnt born until something like 1000 years after they were hitched up.
Thats many years of hot monkey style elf nookie! You bet yer arse that The Lady of Light was getting it more than once a month 
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miriel361
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| Moralanqua wrote: | Dirty Buggers!
Thats many years of hot monkey style elf nookie! You bet yer arse that The Lady of Light was getting it more than once a month |
Maybe it was Celeborn who couldn't manage it more than once a month?
Maybe (time not being an issue here) it took them ages to get going; the act itself was long and intense; the orgasm was out of this world, leaving the male in dire need of rest for at least a month...
We could work on variations here.
Do: something like that. |
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Robbie
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| miriel361 wrote: | | the act itself was long and intense; the orgasm was out of this world |
That's why you never see a fat Elf. 500Cal/minute....
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:20 am Post subject: |
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Tolkien had a more catholic approach - he thought of sex as something that elves got out of their systems earlier on ( about 100) and then went on to higher things. ..... |
 I will never understand the facination with Catholic sex-life. They rut like rabbits people! Heck, at least a lot more so than the rest of the Christian world.
And as for Elvish orgasms... Consiter the connection their fea had with their body, consiter their stamina, consiter the hightened senses... and ta da! You have something I'm not going to analyze 
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Maram68
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | | I will never understand the facination with Catholic sex-life. They rut like rabbits people! Heck, at least a lot more so than the rest of the Christian world. |
It's the attraction of the forbidden ... you know the famous catholic double morale ... yeah, catholics are repressed sick lusty buggers (myself included)
| BittenBuggy wrote: | | And as for Elvish orgasms... Consiter the connection their fea had with their body, consiter their stamina, consiter the hightened senses... and ta da! You have something I'm not going to analyze |
The mental image is more than I can bear ... not analizing here, just thinking of my elf ... in action ...  (we don't have a naughty smilie, do we?)
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Hathor
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| Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:36 am Post subject: |
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Didn't even think of the mindmeld idea - I was just being pervy. It makes a lot of sense though...
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:54 am Post subject: |
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| Maram68 wrote: | | The mental image is more than I can bear ... |
No f****** kidding
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