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Ceana
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:46 pm Post subject: Sometimes I REALLY hate computers! |
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Sometimes I REALLY hate computers because I look like such a doof! I just uploaded Chapter 3 of Maedhros' End. This chapter is formated exactly like the previous two chapters. But does it come up as they did? NOOOOOOOOO! It looks like I'm trying to make it look like a poem rather than a story. And the thing that absolutely gets me is that it will turn out to be something so simple that a toddler could figure it out.
This is the kind of thing that drives me crazy about computers. Sheez! I did all the html stuff and it still won't behave. Has anyone any sage advice for me. I truly....really.....know nothing about this kind of thing. Especially since I didn't type or save the chapter any differently than the others. Here I'm supposed to be an intelligent woman of the world and all I want to do is place my eager hands around the neck of my computer and slowly tighten until it DIES! Arrrrgh!
Sorry for the rant...just having a moment.
Breathing in and out...slowly.
Thank you,
Ceana |
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BittenBuggy

Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 2108 Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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*smites all the naughty computers around the world*
I know EXACTLY what you mean. I broke my AIM (For the millionth time) but it wasnt my fault, naturally. So I called up my live-in computer nerd and he had the audacity to ask me what I did. When it was so clearly not my fault!
 _________________ -The Queen of Everything - so dubed by Aerin
-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
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Amlee

Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 370 Location: Alabama
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Use the following instructions:
1 Open door wide (if no door, window will work just as well)
2 Take computer and hold it out in front of you
3 let go of the computer
4 as computer is dropping swing back leg and make contact with the computer and your foot
5 watch with a feeling of self justice as computer goes flying through the air.
This is known as the "I have had it with this thing" punt.
I had to go buy another laptop yesterday because my hp stopped working.  |
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Ceana
Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks Bitten. I feel your pain.
Ceana |
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