Home on the Serenity

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"Oh gimme a home
Where them girlies all roam
Naked an' abundently free.

Where them legs do spread wide
An' she lies on her side
Offerin' her goodies now jist fer me.

Home. Aboard. In my bunk.
Gettin' me out o' my ruttin' ol' funk
Where often if yer sneakin' is heard
To my grunt o' her whispered word.
Ya'll hear: 'Git away Mudder!' What else did ya thunk?

Oh gimme my space
Away from yer nonesense n waste
Preachin' how whorin' is wrong

Book ain't always right
When it come ta my bumps in the night
An' ya don't matter none cuzza this be my song.

Home. Alone with these girls
Red heads, true born to their curls
If it be a howl that ya hear
Then turn away yer chaste ear
Next ta me ain't ladies ownin' diamonds er pearls.

Oh this be the last verse (not that 'verse)
A tellin' o' the ruggish 'n terse
Tryin' to make ya laugh er at least blush.

Tis my gruffish way that they likes
It's why I get some most nights
Even when I pay fer em, I still get that rush.

Home. Aboard this here Serenity.
Buggin' Mal, Inara, Zoe, Wash 'n Kaylee.
River makes me scared
An' Simon jist be plain wierd.
But there ain't no place that I'd rather be."

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"Okay. I'm done. Go away now."

"Quit readin' on already. Ya blind?"

"Ain't ya a knowin' English?"

"I SAID GIT!"



Jayne Cobb
Mercenary