The Ring of Support

They were sitting in a circle. Morgoth stood up in all his evil glory and said, “Now, Khamul your turn.”

The Nazgul shifted in his seat, feeling uneasy upon all the attention. He fought the urge to swallow hard – sometimes his body seemed to forget that it was long dead.

“Hi, my name is Khamul.”

“aaaand…” Morgoth hissed at the reluctant Ringwraith.

“-and I’m a ring…aholic.” Khamul added with a defeated sigh. Other members of “The Ring of the jewelry-addicts” started clapping. All as one chanted, “Thou shalt not put the power in jewelry. Thou shalt not rely on jewelry.”