The Lay of Arwen Undomiel

Gandalf : Excuse me... excuse me young lady...

Luthien : (looks up from an abhorrent pile of lawbooks, law books everywhere, Political Science, Malaysian Law Journals...endless piles of books) Wut?

Gandalf : (looks annoyed) Well, you see... you have stalled this story far too long, and it simply would not do to stall your efforts, procrastination is a bad trait to have...

Arwen : (pops out of nowhere) And what about me? I'm a friggin' virgin here still, when will we get to the 'layin' part?

Luthien : (sighs) I know... I know... but (gestures around, implying the bedamned law books) I'm not stalling it on purpose...

Aragorn : (gazing woefully at Arwen's 'assets') Didn't you finish Act 5 already? Why aren't they published?

Elrond : And when do I get to come into this picture? Get on with it already!!

Luthien : I'm soo soo sorry, (embarassed) I kept forgetting to put the darned stuff into my floppy disk, and well... I have tons and tons of...LAW LAW LAW... ARRGGHHH (throws books towards Elrond and Erestor) How the hell do you stand the stuff??

Gandalf : (-_-")

A/N : I've exams all the way till next month (screams bouncing off Caradhras all the way to Mirkwood) I'll update as soon as I could... I promise!! Thanks a million for those who read and commented!! ^_^