Alone at home...or...Disaster will strike

*Maeglin is bored. His job as a muse is not as fullfilling as he had hoped. Now he spends his time on the sofa, the couch, in front of the fire place...But then he surfes around in the internet, gets bored and cooks, tidies up , gets bored again. Suddenly he takes phone and decides to call some elves, that he knows around the area, all bored about being muses. And he does not realize that most of his friends are deep asleep in their homes in different times zones or in Middle Earth.*
 
"Hi Saelbeth! This is Maeglin. I know it is in the middle of the night for you, but why don't you come through the portal real fast and we have a little blast in ME? Meet you in Laketown at the 'Drunken Elleth'."
 
"Hi Thandronen! Meet Saelbeth and me at the 'Drunken elleth' in an hour! Tell Balewath"
 
*Than still sleepy* "Ai Elbereth, Balewath, meet Saelbeth, Maeglin and me, drunken at the elleth. Call Amrion!"
 
Balewath very confused munching on an apple " Amrion, get an elleth drunk and bring her to Maeglin, Saelbeth, Thandronen and me to Laketown" *yells and waves at Melpomaen * "Call Rumil.
 
"Rumil, get Galadriel drunken and leave her in Laketown. Maeglin is already waving drunken and they are doing something. Tell Gildor!"
 
"Hello Gildor this is Rumil. You shall drink Galadriel's stuff in Laketown. Come armed and do something. Tell Erestor."
 
*Gildor marches to Erestor's chamber, bangs at door*
"War is upon us. Lorien is already under attack.  Miruvor has been stolen and someone  is in Laketown.  Please inform all."
 
*Erestor storms down the halls, wakes Glorfindel*
"It is time! The dark powers are upon us. Orcs are filled up with elvish miruvor. Lorien has fallen to them. Get the troups ready and march to Laketown!"
 
*Glorfindel is in full combat armor talking to Thranduil at the outskirts ofLaketown*
"It is a pleasure to go beside you into battle."
 
*And with a ferral scream Thranduil releases thousands of warriors down on Laketown to save Middle Earth once again from the dark powers.*
 
*Meanwhile Maeglin sits in the tavern and wonders how long it will take his friends to come.*