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Maram68
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What about ivory? Or amber? both are nice to the touch and not that cold ...
Remember I was awful in chemistry before ruling these possibilities out with your higher scientific knowledge ...
C. (Who hasn't ever seen a dildo from up close)
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Ellbee
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Sometimes cold can be good through. Haven't you ever played with ice, or jumped in a pool when you're all heated up? Makes an interesting contrast of sensation.
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| Thuriniel wrote: | | Now, didn't Feanor build the Silmaris with a material that was glass-like but stronger? Just a thought ... |
Must -- resist --
Ack, oh well:
"Then arose Feanor of the Noldor and fared to the Teleri [Solosimpi] and begged a great pearl, and he gor moreover an urn full of the most luminous phosphor-light gathered of foam in dark places, and with these he came home, and he took all the other gems and did gather their glint by the light of white lamps and silver candles, and he took the sheen of pearls and the faint half-colours of apoals, and he [?bathed] them in phosphorescence and the radiant dew of Silpion and but a single tiny drop of the light of Laurelin did he let fall therein, and giving all those magic lights a body to dwell in of such perfect glass as he alone could make nor Aule compass, so great was the slender decterity of the fingers of Feanor, he made a jewel -- and it shone of its own radiance in the uttermost dark; and he set it therein and say a very long while and gazed at its beauty. Then he made two more and had no more stuffs...."
And it goes on to tell how everybody thought they were just so purty. Anyhoo, there's your lesson for today everyone
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Thuriniel
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For some reason I thought it was unbreakable glass, maybe I'm mixing things up ... thanks for looking for the paragraph I was too lazy to find .
| Ellbee wrote: | | Sometimes cold can be good through |
Yes it can ... but the usual reaction you will get from me if you approach me with an icecube is me jumping and running away as fast as I can ! I'm not fond of cold things ... don't even like ice-cream all that much unless it's covered in hot-fudge!
But if you like cold ... go for the marble  !
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inglor
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ceramic with lots of nice bumps and ridges with a nice smooth glaze. Hollow tube to put a sealed vail of mercury for unusual inertia and vibrations, or a hot liquid to warm it up
May even have a wind up mechanism to make it vibrate.
Perverted Elves had LOTS of time to think this stuff up
This might give us a clue why Aredhel stayed with Eol 
I bet Nerdanel wasn't too put out when Feanor skipped town either...
Finrod was a master sculptor, hmmmm....
I feel a bunny (or 3) hatching... have to shoo it in the corner with the rest of 'em
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Andreth
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Okay, I get to contribute a little actual archaeological knowledge to the discussion because a couple of years ago a bundle of dildos was found at a dig in China, in a tomb from the Han Dynasty. Seven identical bronze dildos made from the same mold which indicates that they were made by a professional craftsman. Anyway, this kicked off a discussion with a group of us about how old dildos were and what they were made of.
Dildos have been around for a long time and they were very popular with the Greeks. They had a name for it, but I can't remember what it was right now. But IIRC the word dildo is Latin for 'open wide' or something along those lines.
Anyway, the Greeks used dildos made of wood covered with leather, or a variation of a leather covering filled with something firm, yet movable - like cloth or an unripe banana. And they'd lube 'em good with olive oil. Glass, jade, wood, were used in other cultures - the Egyptians used stone. Lots of cultures like the Egyptians and the Druids believed in phallic symbols and fertility rites, and they used stone statues with big protrusions and the women would kind of impale themselves on these big stone penises and ride their way to heaven.
Just my two cents, but the mercury filled one scares me. Even with a metal barrier, a dildo filled with a poisonous substance just seems kind of scary.  Ceramic could be used if it was sealed really well 'cause otherwise it would be too porous and after a few uses it would STANK!
And that's all I have to say about that. 
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sindohte
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | "...so great was the slender decterity of the fingers of Feanor, he made a jewel -- and it shone of its own radiance in the uttermost dark; and he set it therein and say a very long while and gazed at its beauty. Then he made two more and had no more stuffs...."
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Uhhh I don't think we need a glow in the dark dildo BB.  However thanks for the suggestion.
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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I LIKED the glow in the dark idea.... Like glow-in-the-dark condoms!
Fun on camping trips... But you actually have to move really fast for them to light up... go figure... 
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miriel361
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I'm all for jade.
It is plentiful in certain places, you can work it with a great deal of patience. it is beautiful to look at and very hard.
When worn against the skin, it warms up very nicely and retains the warmth. |
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sindohte
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | I LIKED the glow in the dark idea.... Like glow-in-the-dark condoms!
Fun on camping trips... But you actually have to move really fast for them to light up... go figure... |
Seems like a good way to attract bugs to your bed roll
I am definitely removing toxic, mercury filled dildoes from my list of acceptable ME sex toys.
Hmm, all in all it seems like a nice selection of materials to pick from. The jade would be especially nice since it comes in such a nice range of colors. I must consult with my muse and see what tickles her fancy.
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Jillian
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| sindohte wrote: | Every minute that I am not with you, I miss you like a chunk of flesh has been ripped off my body 
So BB, what material do you think would be appropriate for a ME sex toy? |
Glass, yes, maybe one of those ceramic type glasses. Wood, ouch, no, probably metal in preference. The Noldor smiths have many types of metal. |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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You know, I think I'm digging that 'slender dexterity of the fingers' thing.... Hmm... Feanorbunny!
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| Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | You know, I think I'm digging that 'slender dexterity of the fingers' thing.... Hmm... Feanorbunny!
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Digging...good choice of words with fingers... |
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inglor
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| Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:40 am Post subject: |
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People have been putting murcury filled glass in their mouths for YEARS, its called a thermometer.
Don't worry what I have in mind is a permanentlyt sealed METAL cylinder that would be inserted into the toy. The mercury would move back and forth like water in the cylinder, adding weight and different movement.
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miriel361
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| Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| Just go visit Imedhuir..... All the dildoes come attached to real live elves or hunky men. |
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