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Vulgarweed
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I just wrote a piece that's bookverse Merry/Dernhelm in which Merry manages not to figure out Dernhelm's secret. (Won't post it here, as it's sort of slash, although not.  )
And just had a discussion in my LJ with someone about Merry/Eowyn, as a different thing entirely, yet not. I see Merry's feelings for Eowyn as very courtly--maybe on a more down to earth "human" level than Gimli and Galadriel, but similar. But it's interesting to consider possibilities of how that relationship could go farther. I'd read it!
Anyway, I'll read about horny hobbits, no problem! I definitely don't see them as childlike or think it's like pedophilia or anything like that--damn, how insulted would they be if they could hear that!! |
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GypsieRose
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
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Location: Illinois, USA
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| Vilwarin wrote: | I do not think the elves had a lot of fun with their aloofness.
They would never come down on our level and drink more than is good for them. *giggles at the disturbing mental image of Elrond and Thranduil lying drunken on a pub floor* |
Actually Thranduil's crowd did get pretty smashed in The Hobbit.
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BittenBuggy
Joined: 27 Dec 2003
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Location: Busy Being the Queen Of Everything.. And Trying to Catch the Yoda-Copter
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| Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:54 am Post subject: |
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*Binds and gags Sind and sets her in front of aroused, naked males elves for therapy*
There, that shoud do the trick... Now while she's busy you all need to stop trying to corrupt the enlightened ones! 
You should all be ashamed, tainting us with your pervy hobbit ways! But no matter, the Pretty Ones will always triumph! 
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Ariel
Joined: 24 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| Vulgarweed wrote: | | I definitely don't see them as childlike or think it's like pedophilia or anything like that--damn, how insulted would they be if they could hear that!! |
Well, of course they would be! Why the very idea!
*Ponders fully aroused elf and shrugs.*
Eh, he's more impressed with himself than he'd ever be with me. I'll stick with something hot, hobbity and more my size. 
Ariel |
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Ok ladies, you asked, I responded! 'Strange Revels', a deeply uncanon fic (especially for me) written for the enlightenment and smutty enjoyment of all but especially Sindohte!
*grin*
Now Estella's going to kill me and never speak to me again!!
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sindohte
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Location: Rubbing up against an Elf
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Oh my  Whew!!! I am rapidly waving my hands back and forth to cool myself down after reading that delicious piece of writing by SilverMoonLady. Man oh man!!! Or should I say Hobbit oh Hobbit  I will definitely think of Merry in a different light when he has that certain twinkle in his eye.
Thank you so much for writing that precious piece of smut for me. Greedy Sindohte would love more 
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Eyborg
Joined: 08 May 2004
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Location: Reykjavík, Iceland
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | Now Estella's going to kill me and never speak to me again!!
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Exactly... so be afraid, be very afraid! And not to mention when a furious Faramir enters with his sharp sword and cuts off SilverMoonLady's head... |
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Quote: | | And not to mention when a furious Faramir enters with his sharp sword and cuts off SilverMoonLady's head... |
Yikes!
Guess I'd better watch my back and write them up a nice and clean little resolution here:)
Some totally happy and twisted part of me is torturing the other, canon-reverring half with this totally AU bunny from hell... to write or not to write.. Ack! 
Will keep you posted...
My dear Sind, glad I could give you lovely hobbity dreams... See... don't gotta be 6'2 and perfect to be seriously hot! (and naughty)
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sindohte
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SilverMoonLady,
While a male doesn't have to be 6 ft 2 in to be seriously hot, I think I shall always be a Pervy Elf Fancier first and foremost. However, you can now consider me a Respectful Hobbit Admirer And you just know that you have to continue with your Merry/Eowyn pairing. You have to continue with your attempt to convert me to the darkside.
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Eyborg
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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BTW I wonder... are Hobbits and Men sexually compatible? One wonders whether Merry's you-know-what was big enough for Éowyn... Oh well, perhaps after the Ent-draught.
Now I'm being a baaaaad girl... |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Attack of the PHF!
Run for cover my beautiful elfies! I will protect you....
 They invade like JWs!
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Ariel wrote: | *Ponders fully aroused elf and shrugs.*
Eh, he's more impressed with himself than he'd ever be with me. |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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Arrogence isnt a pet peeve of mine... and who cares what he thinks of me? He's beautiful!
I have just come to the conclusion that I am horribly shallow
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SilverMoonLady
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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*giggle-snark* Well, what can ya do?
I think I may let this evil bunny run its course; a good exercise in taking canon and dropping it on its head
While of course conversion of the masses to our worship of the four Travelers is a long-term goal  I am more than happy with qualified interest! It would be terribly dishonest and intolerant of me to ask for more, as I have a little drawer in the dark closet of my lusty soul reserved for a certain elf, and quite the happy corner dedicated to a certain Man as well, and am still a happy and proud PHF *points to silly pin from convention*
as to the uhmmmm... physics *!* of this mad mix? Well, it's all about angles and friction and the right kind of pressure in the right place *nudges the innocents towards the "Writing Sex - NC17" thread. *grin* and of course, creativity:)
So......................
Well, we know now there is good hobbit het fic out there, we know why it's gotten lost, we know there is decent hobbit smut to be had and where, we know some of us are far more twisted than anyone suspected And I have some amusing 'morning after' conversation to write 
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Eyborg
Joined: 08 May 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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And SilverMoonLady's show is going on...  
Now I'm absolutely sure that Estella is soon going to kick Merry out, and run off with Legolas. |
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