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sindohte
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 Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:59 pm Post subject: The OSA Cellar - Definitely NC-17 |
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Okay folks. Here's the start of a thread so that we can rag all we want about each other without scaring off the new folks on the other threads. Shall I open this thread with the insult that the only reason BB knows so much about the Silm is becauseshe licks Fingolfin's ears 
Given how vocal this bunch of folks tends to be, I have no fear that I will soon be insulted.
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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confining the mass babble and general raunch level? Sounds about as likely as me buying a Legolas stand-up, but it should be entertaining to watch 
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sindohte
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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You see that your first problem - a Legolas standee. What you really need to do is spend the extra cash and get the Legolas anatomically correct blow up doll. It is a much better investment of time and money. Oh and satisfaction is guaranteed.
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| sindohte wrote: | | You see that your first problem - a Legolas standee. What you really need to do is spend the extra cash and get the Legolas anatomically correct blow up doll. It is a much better investment of time and money. Oh and satisfaction is guaranteed. |
There is NOTHING like the real thing, ma cherié ... 
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sindohte
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Well since you won't let go of the poor boy, I have to content myself with his slightly insane father.
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SilverMoonLady
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Well, technically, I married a tall elf-like artistic type, so the satisfactions of blond elfyness are not a mystery to me:)
Don't ask how or why, I can't even tell ya:)
No toys required in my house 
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Mitasova
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:40 pm Post subject: Re: The OSA Cellar |
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| sindohte wrote: | | Shall I open this thread with the insult that the only reason BB knows so much about the Silm is becauseshe licks Fingolfin's ears |
Now, with all due respect, as an insults go this is rather mellow. Let me have a shot: BB is unable to string two sentences together without stumbling over either Elvish sex life or a bunch of stupid emoticons (often both).
There. *sits back and observes*
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Play nice... 
gutter speak is fun, but there are limits to how much mispelled profanity any given person can take... Let's make it at least legible and coherent smut-talk...
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Finally! A nice perv chat thread will do us good
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:47 pm Post subject: Blow up doll |
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DO they Have those? Where do I order it? Just kidding. Seriously....my husband's co worker has a Leggy standup in her cubicle at work. She recieved it from another coworker who's daughter couldn't get undressed in her room with it in attendance.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Just one question. How will we know when we have gone off subject?????
And perv threads? Why can we not have a nice clean topic? No insults, no sex. *slaps self* Wait a minute! I forgot where I was for a moment. Now I remember. Never mind, carry on (as I know you will).
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Moralanqua
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Where is my BB? How can there be banter without her?
OI! Teeny Tits! Where you at? 
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sindohte
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| Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 5:09 am Post subject: |
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Perhaps she is trying to find her boobs? I am fortunate that mine are attached to my chest.
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SilverMoonLady
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| Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 7:34 am Post subject: |
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*pats her well rounded little friends* All here and all good:) Acquired more smut material recently  And just found out hubby's been lurking around OSA He's the one who's been driving up the hit count on 'Rosemary'!!  
Life is just plain weird!
But I am awaiting clever smutty banter, as it is not my area of expertise and I need some lovely examples.
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Clever smutty banter? Is that what we do? *snickers*
So, ladies (and BB  )... What we all wearing?
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