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Viv
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

queenoftheshire wrote:
Back to my neverending love for the Dom & Billy Quotes...Mwhahah! Twisted Evil:


Do you happen to know, off hand, that quote from Dom about riding the animatronic Treebeard, which was apparently rather uncomfortable and required frequent use of vaseline?
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Saralitazie



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Friend is like a good bra . . hard to find, supportive, comfortable and always close to your heart.

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow."

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viv wrote:
queenoftheshire wrote:
Back to my neverending love for the Dom & Billy Quotes...Mwhahah! Twisted Evil:


Do you happen to know, off hand, that quote from Dom about riding the animatronic Treebeard, which was apparently rather uncomfortable and required frequent use of vaseline?


Hmm...I thought that was Billy. But yes! Yes I do!! Lmao!!

Ok...I just happened to watch Austin Powers 3 last night, for some strange reason, so I have to post this!

"There's two things I hate in this world, Goldmember. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." Austin Power's Father...Or Faja Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't know where this one came from-


There are two secrets in life:
1. Never tell anyone everything you know
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess.

In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him...

Oh, she is delicious... and I hope he was!"



"...If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy. I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling demented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!"




-Vincent Price/Alice Cooper: The Black Widow
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are we open to quotes from songs? I hope so, 'cause here goes . . .

"You're worried about your hips/You're worried about your age/Meanwhile I'm tryin' to catch the breath you take away. . ."
Trace Adkins - One Hot Momma

And let's not forget BB's

"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."
Big and Rich
Smokin'

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DreadLadyFreya wrote:

And let's not forget BB's

"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."
Big and Rich
Smokin'


I love that song Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BittenBuggy wrote:
DreadLadyFreya wrote:

And let's not forget BB's

"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."
Big and Rich
Smokin'


I love that song Laughing


Have you seen the video? It's . . . interesting. I especially like the "little person" with the lasso! Hey! Anyway we can get a cowboy smiley face???

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, I've seen the video. I didn't get most of it. Who was the red-head with the wig? That kept falling over? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here's a few I personally love:

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
Joan Rivers.

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond. Very Happy

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.


"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder.

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
Henry Youngman. Beer

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain.

And that's all folks...hope they keep you gigglin'...! Laughing

by the way...what is THIS??? -> Broccoli ???
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THAT is a dancing broccoli

And THIS is OSA's own.... Dancing Salad!

Banana Broccoli Carrot Banana Broccoli Carrot Banana Broccoli Carrot Banana Broccoli Carrot

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-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."

-"The Pope! how many divisions has he got?" - Stalin
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....somewhat out of sync.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blame this on my watching Dave Chappelle's show on Comedy Central a lot -

Charlie Murphy (Eddie's brother) on the first time he met Prince at a club in the 1980s:

"He was wearing this outfit, it looked like something a figure skater would wear... and I was looking at him thinking, 'why you gettin' mad? You know where you got that shirt - and it damn sure wasn't the men's department."

Charlie Murphy, on getting slapped in the face by Rick James:

"I'm standing there I'm thinking, 'Rick really has lost his f**king mind.' First of all, you don't slap a man. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable - you know, like when they did it in Paris - some guy would come up and say, "I challenge you to a duel" and 'pa-pap'. They would have a gunfight after that! Somebody had to go!"

Dave Chappelle as Rick James:

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

Very Happy That is all.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BittenBuggy wrote:
Yep, I've seen the video. I didn't get most of it. Who was the red-head with the wig? That kept falling over? Laughing


I don't think we're meant to "get" it. It's "art," it just IS. Rolling Eyes I'm not quite sure about the red-head, it's been a while since I've seen the video. I'll be on the look out. Laughing

Back to the quotes, how 'bout this piece of t-shirt wisdom:

I want to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

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The darkness is strong, and it is patient, and it is everywhere,
and it always wins. But in the heart of its strength lies weakness -
one lone candle is enough to hold is back.

Love is more than a candle.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."


AH!!
That's also a nice little inside joke for Dom fans!! Laughing Since there are some many nice pics of him in a cowboy hat... Drool Bucket

I love this little LOTR Spoof Bit:

Bilbo: No, thank you! I don't want anything you're selling!!
Gandalf: And what about very old friends?

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I'm coming for you..
I'm the shadow in the corner of the room.
I'm the reason you feel sick in the morning.
I'm the panic attack, at the end of the day.
I loved you.
And now you're gone.
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