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Leilana



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="queenoftheshire"]
Quote:
"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."


AH!!
That's also a nice little inside joke for Dom fans!! Laughing Since there are some many nice pics of him in a cowboy hat... Drool Bucket quote]

What pics???
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Ling



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my favourites:

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
unk

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queenoftheshire



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Leilana"]
queenoftheshire wrote:
Quote:
"Save a horse/Ride a cowboy. . ."


AH!!
That's also a nice little inside joke for Dom fans!! Laughing Since there are some many nice pics of him in a cowboy hat... Drool Bucket quote]

What pics???


Oooh God...If I weren't on an extremly slow computer that's not mine, I'd show you... Confused

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Leilana



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry to be so off topic...where can I find them? Cool
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Saralitazie



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try just about any Dom site, hun. Go to the galleries...and look your heart out.

Make sure to bring a droolbucket Wink

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inglor



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are some of my favorites:

"Women: can't live with'em, can't shoot'em."
unk

"Women don't realize how powerful they are, they have half the money and all the cat, and since they have all the cat, it is a matter of time before they get all the money..."
Robin Williams maybe?

"Divorce is another way of saying ripping a man's heart out through his wallet"
Robin Williams

"She's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
Foghorn Leghorn

"This is going to be more fun than a porcupine in a nudist colony"
Foghorn

"I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, someone who'll thrill me and then go away"
John Mellancamp

"Whiskey bottle, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way"
Lynard Skynard

"If I could give one piece of advice to my audience?... Use spit for lube"
Jenna Jameson

"Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
David Banner

"Who ARE those guys"
Sundance

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
William Jefferson Clinton

"They can't do that to our pledges, only we can do that to our pleges"
Boon


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queenoftheshire



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leilana wrote:
sorry to be so off topic...where can I find them? Cool


Oooh!! This is where I come in!!!
Lost & Blown Away is the best Dom Site.

http://dominic.delicious-blue.org/

It reminds me so much of OSA! Very Happy


Quote:
"This is going to be more fun than a porcupine in a nudist colony"
Foghorn


That's the best thing I've read today, God Damnit!! ROFL

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Anna



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"With grunts and assorted kisses, Snorg"

It´s from Viv´s fic 'Snorg: Letters from Mordor' and I´ve found myself using that exact quote on a number of times when writing to my friends! Laughing
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Leilana



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooo! I found some new quotes...*warning* you don't get any cheesier than these ones...
-- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
-- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
-- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
-- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
-- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Every calendar's days are numbered.
-- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine
-- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
ROFL

I know, I know...this is where you all go... wtf ?!?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

inglor wrote:

"I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, someone who'll thrill me and then go away"
John Mellancamp


I bow to that wisdom Bow

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