[sindohte]

You are in the midst of writing your latest fanfic about your favorite Tolkien character. Imagine you have been given the opportunity to sit down with this character and have the chance to ask them three questions that would give you greater insight into their psyche.


Who would you pick and what three questions would you ask?

[sindohte]

My pick of the moment would be Thranduil. As for my questions for him -

1. How did the Battle of Dagorlad change his outlook upon life?

2. What strategies did he use to protect his lands from the evil lurking around due to the close proximity of Dol Goldur, especially since he did not have a Ring of power? And did he ever resent the fact he did not have one of the Rings?

3. Was it difficult for him to make the transition as a Sindar Elf who fleeing the ruin of Doriath had to assimilate himself among Silvan Elves?

[Viv]

To Glorfindel: When you go glowy, does, um, everything glow? Demonstration, please? Thank you.

To Dis: So who was the father of Fili and Kili? Or do dwarves spontaneously reproduce?

To Elros: Why?! (Luthien had her Beren, Arwen had her Aragorn... Elros had a kingdom? It just don't jive.)

To Gimli: Galadriel pulled some strings to get you into the great beach party in the west ... fact or fiction?

To Sauron: What exactly were you up when the major mess went down in the War of the Powers? Didn't happen to flirt with the light side for a time there, did ya? Do 'fess all. (Was this answered in the books? I'm too lazy to look it up, but I do seem to remember that he made off for a while there, just when Morgoth needed him most. )

[Vilwarin]

To Aragorn:

Concerning Rangers: How many Dúnedain were there in the North (especially Rangers), and how did they work? And of course how did you become one.

Now it's private: How did the prospect of marrying Arwen influence you live as a Ranger, were you never tempted by other women, and were your ambitions to become king set higher through this?

Family: Had you close relationships like first, second third uncles, aunts, cousins? If yes, could you give me some kind of family tree? How close was your relationship to Halbarad?

[Moralanqua]

Thranduil - who's the wife? Any other kiddies? Can i see your 'treasure'?

Erestor - where the hell did you come from?

Aegnor - MARRY ME! Why didnt you just go to Andreth. You knew you were going to die young anyway. You could have had your lifetime together! WHY?

Gil Galad - whos yer daddy?

Feanor - why were you such an asswipe?

Elrond - how did the wifey take it when you turned up in Aman without the kiddies?

Gandalf - Do Balrogs have wings?

Celeborn - Do YOU know who STEVE is?

Gimli and Bilbo - where did you go when you died?

[Aerin]

I would ask any elf nearby

1. How do you keep your hair so pretty?

2. Was Thranduil a double agent of somekind? (how else would the Woodland Relm stay so safe?)

3. How. exactly does a single handsome elf stay single for over one thousand years??? (a prince no less...)

[BittenBuggy]

Oh, this is fun

Ok,

1. Fingon: Exactly what sort of relationship did you have with Maedhros? Ah... I see.

2. Nerdanel: So what was it like jumping in the sack with the 'Fiery One?'

3. Fingolfin: How can you be so wonderful?!?! Doesn't it hurt? Oh yes, show me the eyeball thing you do please!

[Eyborg]

To Merry:

When exactly did you marry Estella Bolger?
How many kids did you exactly have?
And what were the reaction of your and Pippin's children when you ran away from the Shire to Gondor in your old age, and died & were buried there? Were your kids okay with that?

To Dís, Thráin's daughter:

What was the name of your husband/father of Fili and Kili?
What were your feelings of losing practically all your family? (Thráin, Thorin, Frerin, Fili and Kili were all killed).
And how was your life after that?

[inglor]

To Turin:
I wouldn't ask him any questions, just pull out a 45 and put 2 or 3 between his eyes. F'ing punk.

Finrod: what exactly was up between you and Amarie? Did Luthien ever cross your mind?

Luthien: Why not Finrod? He was the only one your daddy approved of
...hmmm plot bunny anyone?

Finduilas: WTF?



Inglor

[Amlee]

Oh this could be fun.

Joins Viv for the glow demo!

I would have to ask Thranduil about the family.

I would like to talk to Haldir to see if he is truly the ass that he is thought to be.

I am sure I will think of more.

[Aerin]

MMMM Haldir, forgot about him,

I would ask he and Leggy the same question

"wanna go to bed???"

To which they would answer thusly:

[BittenBuggy]

[Aerin]

EEEEEWWW have not gotten to that part yet, go get him Inglor!

[BittenBuggy]

Its better than Oedipus At least it was his sister and not his mum!

[Amlee]