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DreadLadyFreya
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 Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:10 pm Post subject: Re: If You Could Ask 3 Questions |
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Keeping in mind that those who can write fanfic, and those who can't write snarky reviews . . .
Let's imagine I'm reading the latest fanfic from a fave author about my fave character, and am given the opportunity to ask the questions. Mine would be for Boromir *she says as she proudly polishes the "PMF" pin on her "Boromir for Ringbearer" t-shirt*. In no particular order:
- Do you really prefer the 'company' (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) of men?
- Was Denethor as bad as some have made him out?
- Can I blow the Horn of Gondor? 
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Andreth
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Elrond -
1. Why did your brother choose mortality?
2. What traits did you get from your mixed ancestry?
3. What are you packin' under those robes?  |
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Andreth
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| inglor wrote: | To Turin:
I wouldn't ask him any questions, just pull out a 45 and put 2 or 3 between his eyes. F'ing punk. |
I would gladly help you dispose of the body. |
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Forest
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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To Faramir:
1. Were you ALWAYS second best to Boromir in Denethor's eyes?
2. Did you ever own a horse when you were young....I mean, younger?
3. If you could change one thing about your young adult life, what would it be and why? |
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Hathor
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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To Lindir:
1. Were you one of the Elves singing to the Dwarves in the Hobbit?
2. Where were you born? And when?
3. Erm, sing to me. In private. Ta.
*hearts Lindir*
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Andreth
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Hathor wrote: | To Lindir:
1. Were you one of the Elves singing to the Dwarves in the Hobbit?
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And if so, may I slap you repeatedly? 
I'm so mean today. I can't help it - I'm PMS-ing.  |
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Hathor
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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*protectively huggles Lindir* You'll have to come through me, Andreth! 
*cowers from PMS-y wrath*
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Its a scary thing, but ha ha! I don't have to deal with it right now.  You poor, poor PMSing ladies... *snort*
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:45 pm Post subject: Re: If You Could Ask 3 Questions |
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| DreadLadyFreya wrote: | Mine would be for Boromir *she says as she proudly polishes the "PMF" pin on her "Boromir for Ringbearer" t-shirt*. In no particular order:
- Do you really prefer the 'company' (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) of men?
- Was Denethor as bad as some have made him out?
- Can I blow the Horn of Gondor? |
My thoughts exactly. Well, mostly on the lines of that last one. I already know everything else about him.
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Andreth
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| Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Hathor wrote: | *protectively huggles Lindir* You'll have to come through me, Andreth!
*cowers from PMS-y wrath* |
I can't help it! Really, I can't! Everytime I think about those songs from The Hobbit I think of that Rankin-Bass animated cartoon. The Elves singing that 'tra-la-la-lally' song sounded like the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. 
Although they're nowhere near as bad as that damned Minstrel of Gondor from the animated Return of the King who looked like a chicken and sung like a castrated Art Garfunkel. 'Frodooooo of the Nine Fingers - - - and the Ring of Dooooomm' Aaaarrggh!!  
Sorry. Deep breaths. I'm calm now. |
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Vilwarin
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:38 am Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: |
Although they're nowhere near as bad as that damned Minstrel of Gondor from the animated Return of the King who looked like a chicken and sung like a castrated Art Garfunkel. 'Frodooooo of the Nine Fingers - - - and the Ring of Dooooomm'
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pity I did not see it.
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inglor
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Reason # 6 its nice to be male: No PMS
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I once heard a joke that all the US needed to defend this country was a few battalions of all women shock troops. Each with 4 companies , one on call each week of the month. Would be the most terrifiing unit in the army, nobody would mess with us...
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:10 am Post subject: |
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I've never suffered from PMS, in fact, no negative symptoms at all. So, while I cant symathize, I can laugh 
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Eyborg
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I never get PMS. I just get cramps... 
That reminds me... I'd like to ask Éowyn: Were you menstruating or suffering from PMS when you rode off to Pelennor?
(Okay, that was a bit mean...)
I would also like to ask random female elf or hobbit:
Do female elves and hobbits menstruate? If so, how is the cycle? Same as for human females? Do you get PMS? |
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GypsieRose
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| Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | To Turin:
I wouldn't ask him any questions, just pull out a 45 and put 2 or 3 between his eyes. F'ing punk. |
If you were to do such a thing, I'd give you an alibi. Somebody needs to dispose of him. Though personally I'd prefer to beat him to death with blunt instruments.
--Rose |
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