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Moralanqua
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Bunch of meanie Ho's! 
I hope the Sauron!Sue gets you! Her pet Nazgul will KEEL you and you'll all get bad breath and spots! 
(Keel you hor from Cleolindas fantastic Movies in 15 mins)
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Moralanqua wrote: | Bunch of meanie Ho's!
I hope the Sauron!Sue gets you! Her pet Nazgul will KEEL you and you'll all get bad breath and spots!
(Keel you hor from Cleolindas fantastic Movies in 15 mins) |
Ah, so you’ve read my new fic about Tiffany, daughter of Sauron, with her rainbow hair, magical evil eyes that can cut down an enemy with one glance, pet Fell Beast called snowdrop and passion for Avril Lavigne songs? I thought I’d kept that one under wraps.
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Aha! So you have read that one!
Anyone read the Orlando hermaphrodite Stu fic? It was funny. 
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Moralanqua wrote: | Aha! So you have read that one!
Anyone read the Orlando hermaphrodite Stu fic? It was funny. |
The what fic? 
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Orlando is a hermaphrodite and gets preggers twice and has periods and stuff...
BB may have the link still. 
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Andreth
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Moralanqua wrote: | AnnaBanana - start runnnin, HOR! Im gonna KEEL YOU! 
NO ONE touches MY elf! EVAR! 
DEATH TO THE SUES!  |
If there was an emoticon that would tauntingly shake its ass at you, I would insert it here. But in the mean time I'll just say.....  |
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Andreth
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Aerin wrote: | PS, I suppose, She:
| Quote: | | Mora, in honor of you I'm going to write about an OFC named Irima Moonflower, Elrond's secret daughter, who is more beautiful than Luthien, Arwen and Varda combined, and the half-Elven Priestess on the Island of Unicorns. But Legolas and Haldir will call her by her nickname, Britnee. If this upsets you greatly I will send her to you that she may heal you with her silver tears and her magic starlight rainbow wand. Of course, she'll wait until she's lulled you into a peaceful slumber and then she'll shag STEVE. |
Has a griffin for a pet, and has cornsilk blonde hair that shines like the diamond from whence she came??? |
 How did you guess? Is my new OFC that transparent?!
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Moralanqua
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, you run Biatch! 
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Moralanqua wrote: | Orlando is a hermaphrodite and gets preggers twice and has periods and stuff...
BB may have the link still. |
Oookay. However did I miss that one, I wonder?
What scares me is that someone actually sat down and imagined that, and liked the image so much that they put it into words...
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Andreth
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | Ah, so you’ve read my new fic about Tiffany, daughter of Sauron, with her rainbow hair, magical evil eyes that can cut down an enemy with one glance, pet Fell Beast called snowdrop and passion for Avril Lavigne songs? I thought I’d kept that one under wraps.
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Damn yous, Weavil! You stole my idea. 
| Moralanqua wrote: | | BB may have the link still. |
Why does that not surprise me?
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: | Ah, so you’ve read my new fic about Tiffany, daughter of Sauron, with her rainbow hair, magical evil eyes that can cut down an enemy with one glance, pet Fell Beast called snowdrop and passion for Avril Lavigne songs? I thought I’d kept that one under wraps.
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Damn yous, Weavil! You stole my idea. |
Yes, but I embellished. Now she also has leathery bat-type wings, breathes fire and of course can lull any man or elf into a stupor and seduce them using her magic breath. Especially Legolas or Haldir.
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: |
| Moralanqua wrote: | | BB may have the link still. |
Why does that not surprise me?
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That was the funniest fic ever. And yes, I still have the link, but not on this computer. Mora will probably be able to find it faster than me.
Oh, I need to read that one again
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BittenBuggy
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Oh, and its important to realize that Orlando gets himself pregnant. Not exactly sure how it worked (but it was explained in vivid detail - I skimmed) Poor poor boy. 
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Anna
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:49 am Post subject: |
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I´ve read that one! It´s sooo bloody funny!
Please, find that link -- I want to read it again! |
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Leilana
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OK, a little slow, but here are my names...oh, and my name has an a at the end as well... 
hobbit- Ruby Bolger of Newbury
elven- Nessa Cúthalion
I don't think my hobbit name is too bad, and my elven one is ok too. NOT Luthien, and nicely ends with an... nevermind.
Oooooo. SOMEONE, please find that fic, I want to read it too! |
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