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Andreth
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I hope you guys appreciate the effort I just went to for you. I found the fic. I looked over the first two chapters to make sure it was the right one. I'm scarred for life. There's Mpreg. Lots of it. Orlando impregnates himself with a dildo, then Craig Parker impregnates him and he has a miscarriage, then Karl Urban impregnates him. I have no idea what happens after that. That was as far as I could go and still keep my sanity. I'm going to go scrub my brain out with bleach now. Don't say I didn't warn you.
http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/Stories/M/Myr/DoYouReallyLoveMe/DoYouReallyLoveMe1.htm |
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BittenBuggy
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*snicker* Thats the one.
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Amlee
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!!
That reminds me of the one that I came across yesterday. Still wiping the coke off of the monitar.
The summary went something like this:
Arwen has had another misscarrage after years of trying. With rumors of an uprising and over throw of the King. Aragorn has no other choice but to call once again upon his friend Prince Legolas Kenobi. (as in Obi-Wan Kenobi) Prince Kenobi uses an old elfish spell to impregnate himself in hopes of passing the child off as the King and Queen's child.
LMAO I thought of Mora when I read this. |
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Moralanqua
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OMG! 
I thought the Orli getting preggers by Eomer was daft, but Legolas Kenobi sounds hilarious! 
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Anna
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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Prince Kenobi?! 
Well, if we can have a Queen Yoda, I guess there can be a Prince Kenobi...   |
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inglor
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The speed of the Prof's rotation just went supersonic...
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Andreth wrote: | I hope you guys appreciate the effort I just went to for you. I found the fic. I looked over the first two chapters to make sure it was the right one. I'm scarred for life. There's Mpreg. Lots of it. Orlando impregnates himself with a dildo, then Craig Parker impregnates him and he has a miscarriage, then Karl Urban impregnates him. I have no idea what happens after that. That was as far as I could go and still keep my sanity. I'm going to go scrub my brain out with bleach now. Don't say I didn't warn you.
http://www.ofelvesandmen.com/Stories/M/Myr/DoYouReallyLoveMe/DoYouReallyLoveMe1.htm |
I'm going off now to re-read my textbooks on psychology and find out how to repress memories...
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Amlee
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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I am trying to find the story for yall to read over. I just read the summery and a few lines in the story to make sure I was reading what I was reading.
I will keep looking. It really was funny! |
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Aerin
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AAAAHHHHH My eyes my eyes! Poor Orlando! I remember saying here once that the poor man would be embarassed by what you guys wrote on behalf of his body. I think, he would puke, if he saw that! Hopefully Graham Norton will not discover it somewhere!
What are people thinking when they write rubbish like that! I would rather hear about the sue with the griffin for a pet!  |
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queenoftheshire
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| Anna wrote: | Prince Kenobi?!
Well, if we can have a Queen Yoda, I guess there can be a Prince Kenobi... |
Mwhahahahahaha!
All bow down to the Green One!
I'm kind of scared to look at those things.
I'd probably end up yelling at the computer trying to reach the little buggers who created it. 
I'm more of an avid LOTR Cast fic writer, so I'd probably get more annoyed with it...even if it is Orlando.
Actually...the one Amlee mentioned sound easier to laugh at though! 
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queenoftheshire
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Well.
I forced Tiffani (BreakingtheseChains) to read at the exact same I did, and I BARELY got to the end of Part One without laughing to death.
Couldn't stomach any more though.
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Amlee
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| Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| I went back over a few pages and couldn't find that link. If I ever come across that story again, I will be sure to post it. |
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figment
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My Hobbit name is Ruby Deepdelver
and my Elvish name is Merenwen Calaelen...
Deepdelver... I delve deep. Is it just me, or does that sound a little provocative?  It's probably just me.
The Elvish one is pretty though, methinks!
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Eyborg
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My hobbit name is: Prisca Knotwise of Whitfurrows.
And my elf name is: Isilwen Pallanén.
BTW is it just me, or do those hobbit names sound a bit like names of porn stars?  |
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Eyborg wrote: | My hobbit name is: Prisca Knotwise of Whitfurrows.
And my elf name is: Isilwen Pallanén.
BTW is it just me, or do those hobbit names sound a bit like names of porn stars? |
Well that adds new meaning to Ruby Deepdelver anyway....
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