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sindohte
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| Andreth wrote: | I need some alternative terms for penis, vagina, breasts and most importantly, testicles. My husband thinks that sac and cock are too vulgar to use in a story. (This coming from a guy who was in the Navy from seven years.  ) I don't agree with him, but now he's got me paranoid.
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I don't think there is anything wrong with using the words sac and cock in a story. However I have a mouth that would probably make a sailor blush  As for other words for testicles I can't think of too many - testes, ballocks, balls, nuts, man apples  However I think the terms you use depend on which character you are writing about m'dear. So Elrond has a manhood, while Sauron has a big ole cock, oh yeah 
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JaneDoe
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Location: My own little world
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| Andreth wrote: | | I need to expand my smut vocabulary because alternating the words 'length' and 'penis' just isn't working for me anymore. And I can't even think of an alternative for testicles. |
I think I had started a thread on here somewhere about this. It never really took off, but I have it stored somewhere, and I even used it for my own story (which you have read). Sticking only to the naughty bits section, this is what I have.
Genitals (benn or bess): jewel, treasure, precious thing (S. mîr, Q. miril)
Penis: stem (S. telch, Q. telco); root (S. solch, Q. sulca)
Erect penis: vigor, readiness for action (S. hûr, Q. vië)
Vulva: flower-valley (S. imloth)
Vaginal lips: variations of the word "flower" (S. lotheg, Q. lotë) or "blossom" (Q. lohtë)
Vaginal canal: variations of the word "valley" (S. imlad or imrath, Q. nan)
Clitoris: bud (S. tuiw, Q. tuima)
Given these euphemisms, it could make Elrond either sweetly innocent or wickedly, erotically inclined when he came up with the name Imladris ("valley cleft"). My preference is for the latter. |
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Robbie
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Location: Sydney, Australia.
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| Andreth wrote: | | And I can't even think of an alternative for testicles. |
Gonads, Balls, Bollocks, Bill and Ben, Family jewels, Two veg (as in meat 'n two veg), Cobblers, Niagaras, marbles
As for adjectives - check this out: http://www.communiweb.net/~kysa/htm/001_zzerotic_resources.htm (the "Fucking" section is particularly good, but "hard-on" should be hypenated)...
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Andreth
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| artanisoflorien wrote: | | I guess "love muscle" is out of the question! |
For some reason when I read this I had a mental image of the Elves in formation in the Last Alliance and one Elf stepping out of line, raising his hand and saying, "Excuse me, Mr. Gil-galad Sir, may I be excused from the war today? I pulled my love muscle." I have no idea where that one came from.
| Sindohte wrote: | | I don't think there is anything wrong with using the words sac and cock in a story. However I have a mouth that would probably make a sailor blush. |
Then I'll have to make you chat with my husband more often. His embarrassment always amuses me.
| Quote: | | As for other words for testicles I can't think of too many - testes, ballocks, balls, nuts, man apples However I think the terms you use depend on which character you are writing about m'dear. So Elrond has a manhood, while Sauron has a big ole cock, oh yeah |
Elrond begs to differ. Although Sauron is very pleased. Man apples? While I was looking for something metaphorical, that might be a little too metaphorical.
| JaneDoe wrote: | | Given these euphemisms, it could make Elrond either sweetly innocent or wickedly, erotically inclined when he came up with the name Imladris ("valley cleft"). My preference is for the latter. |
Jane, you are such an Elrond-whore. I *totally* admire that about you.  And I can't wait until you have that story ready for posting.
I was hoping to find some new terms to use in my smutty Village story since there's a sex scene in almost every chapter, so I can't use the Elvish terms in that one, but I will most certainly save that list for my other story. Especially 'hur'. I like that one.
Robbie, that list is wonderful! Thank you, thank you! I gravel at your feet. Make Do rub your back or something tonight.  There's some adjectives there I never would have thought to use. Especially in the 'cock' section - colossal, heavy, pummeling, battering. Okay, pile-driving might be a bit too much, but 'boy-cock' is a good one. That's definitely an insult to be filed away for future use. |
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Havetoist
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Man apples?  BAH HA HA!!!!!!!!! Oh, my...whew....<<wipes coffee off screen>> |
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