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DarkElfChilde
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Elf on the left: "Haldir...all of those crazed human ladies' screams are scaring me...I think I need to go and get another pair of pants..."
Elf on the right: "I think those girls are coming toward Haldir since Legolas is leaving already."
Haldir: "Crap..."
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Robbie
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"Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no - need - to - be - un - hap - py. "
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Yavanie
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Haldir: " YES, I could have shot him in the dark!!!"
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MaglorRedeemed
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Haldir: Lady Galadriel, I brought you some new statues for the garden.
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Andreth
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Haldir: Who is that crazed woman attacking all the maidens?
Steve: Mora, my lord. Do not make eye contact with her. She will take that as a sign of aggression. |
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Sorcia
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Haldir: All right 'guests', no teasing the Wardens. That means no going up and cracking jokes about their tracking skills, no trying to see what they wear underneath their leggings and no trying to get them to crack a smile with Bart Simpson impersonations.
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artanisoflorien
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| Quote: | Yavanie Posted: 03 Oct 2004 09:43 Post subject:
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Haldir: " YES, I could have shot him in the dark!!!" |
Now that is funny!
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Elennare
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I take no credit for this one, it is completely my boyfriend's idea:
"Haldir is turned away by the bouncers at Caras Galadhon, but it looks like he's found something more interesting..." |
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FairlightMuse
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| Whoops. I think we should retreat, now. |
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Thuriniel
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| MaglorRedeemed wrote: | | Haldir: Lady Galadriel, I brought you some new statues for the garden. |
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Leila
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DarkElfChilde
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Haldir: "Oh no, it's Legolas coming over here to brag about how prettier his hair is compared to mine."
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Aerin
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Haldir : Moralanqua requests the company of Steve? Who is Steve?
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"No, Steve, Do me!"
For someone who is not terribly fond of slash, I seem to have a mind for it when I've had a Fat Tire or two!
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Aerin
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| Andreth wrote: | Haldir: Who is that crazed woman attacking all the maidens?
Steve: Mora, my lord. Do not make eye contact with her. She will take that as a sign of aggression. |
Snort! I did not see this until after I'd written mine! 
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