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Rous



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thuriniel wrote:
Very Secret Diaries can be found here:

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Fanfiction&file=index&options=DisplayStories&pagenumber=1&categoryid=23&totalpages=-1

They are hilarious parodies ... if you want a good laugh, give them a try.

It's been a long while since I last read them, but the ones that come to mind are Aragorn's (still not King), Legolas', Haldir's, Frodo's and Arwen's. I specially liked Arwen's shopping trip to The Gap of Rohan Laughing .

... sorry Rous ... you're right ... we should get back to the
topic Wink ...

Post edited ... I forgot to mention that Very Secret Diaries are slashy in nature ...


I about peed my pants reading them. And I was being just a tad sarcastic about the topic thingy. I have my answers. I am just enjoying the random flights of silliness and bizarre twists the minds here can navigate. (Unless someone wants to conrtadict Andreth on her points. Sorry, I have neither the knowledge nor the inclination.) So, just silly away. *makes shooing motions with her hands* Go on, go on. After dealing with juvenile mentalities all day, and then coming home to deal with juvenile male mentalities, I need to come here and get a dose of whatever the heck it is you would call this. Thank you all, very much.
Rous

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
I remember reading those!!! I don't like slash but those were freakin funny, and they make a really bad day all better.


"I'm still the prettiest!"


ROFL


Apparently in diary II of Legolas Greenleaf, he's overthrown by Eowyn in prettiness Laughing ... he sounded a bit pissed.

Loved the stubble updates on Aragorn Very Happy !

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thuriniel wrote:
DarkElfChilde wrote:
I remember reading those!!! I don't like slash but those were freakin funny, and they make a really bad day all better.


"I'm still the prettiest!"


ROFL


Apparently in diary II of Legolas Greenleaf, he's overthrown by Eowyn in prettiness Laughing ... he sounded a bit pissed.

Loved the stubble updates on Aragorn Very Happy !


He is more than a little obssessed with keeping her in the cave at Helm's Deep. And the comment about being rescued by Haldir, arriving with a very bad hair weave??? I may have to go back and read them. Outside of the Letters To Lórien, posted here, I have not read anything so funny. Well worth the sojourn over to CoE. And she has her own website, also. But, last time I checked, nothing new. Maybe someone should encourage her to update the Diaries.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I almost lost my job reading those, I laughed for a while.
"Silly bint" and "poncy old git" are now my favorite insults.
Stubble updates were a hoot

They spawned a bunch of take offs, I've read "The Secret Diaries of King Arthur". Not as funny as the original but amusing.

I read somewhere that she wasn't going to do anymore... muse left.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

inglor wrote:
I almost lost my job reading those, I laughed for a while.
"Silly bint" and "poncy old git" are now my favorite insults.
Stubble updates were a hoot

They spawned a bunch of take offs, I've read "The Secret Diaries of King Arthur". Not as funny as the original but amusing.

I read somewhere that she wasn't going to do anymore... muse left.

Inglor


Too bad. They are priceless. I understand about the muse, though. Mine gets into the liquour cabinet and there is no getting anything out of them for days. Silly bints. LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give Viv's Snorg: Letters from Mordor a read, nearly pissed myself. That fic has some of the funniest signatures I have had the pleasure to read.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found this site. She claims nothing of the originals, but comes pretty close to matching Cassie. Gil-Gilad was a riot. And there is one for Haldir. Not as funny as Legolas, but not bad, either.

http://padawanjenn.tripod.com/LotRSecretDiaries.htm

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

inglor wrote:
Give Viv's Snorg: Letters from Mordor a read, nearly pissed myself. That fic has some of the funniest signatures I have had the pleasure to read.

Inglor


Inglor, I'm going to have to hug you now. En garde.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silly gint! Trix are for kids!


Sorry, had to say that...-coughs-


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