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sindohte

Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 1621 Location: Rubbing up against an Elf
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:23 am Post subject: Hookers in ME? |
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I just knew that subject heading would catch your attention As to my question, I have read a few fanfics featuring Gondorian courtesans and houses of pleasure. However I have except for one story and it was a slash one at that, I have not encountered the same sort of thing in any of the stories I have read featuring Elves. So here are my questions -
1. Would Elven courtesans violate any of the fundamental precepts laid out in HoME and LACE in particular? (Besides causing Tolkien to roll about in his grave and begin frothing madly at the thought of premarital and possibly extramarital sex)
2. Who would these Elven courtesans service?
The reason why I am asking is that I have an idea percolating for a semi-short PWP for the 1st Time in Middle Earth challenge. _________________ abandon thought, and let the dream descend... |
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ilistine

Joined: 26 Sep 2003 Posts: 139 Location: In the cottage nextdoor to Imedhuir Hamgeredis
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:28 am Post subject: good question Sind |
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I was thinking the same thing! Will be watching this thread with curiousity.
Thanks for posting it!
Keek _________________ One must never forget:
Teehee the bouncing Elf!!!
(That is Rumil if you didn't know)
Ilistine = Istoiell's scribe, recounting her sordid tales in the Village of Imedhuir! Naughty Eomer, has a secret. Oh my what could it be? |
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PoweroftheBook
Joined: 20 Aug 2003 Posts: 80 Location: Appalachin Mountains of North Carolina
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Hmmm...Elvish courtesans?
While I tend to favor the Tolkien world of no premarital or extramarital sex, I can certainly accept those fictions who do not. But it does strike me as odd that the Firstborn of Illuvatar would sell their bodies for sex - to me, it just doesn't add up that they would sell what might be given joyfully to one another.
Now as for the subject of deflowering Elves, I wouldn't be surprised if the fathers knew the name of a willing and loving local girl with much more experience (Cue The Graduate).
Hope this helps,
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inglor

Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 853 Location: Not here, not there, not anywhere
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:51 am Post subject: |
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My muse in charge of canon issues just had puppies...
I think the only way to skirt the LACE might be to ritualize a courtesan, maybe there could be a underground group of elves ( like Yavanna priestesses/ Aule priests that were in charge of the "Education" of young lords and ladies. But as for relieving tensions... LACE, what LACE...
I bet the Feanorians needed dozens  _________________ Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)
Owner of the phrase: "merciless attention" so authorized by Viv
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sindohte

Joined: 13 May 2003 Posts: 1621 Location: Rubbing up against an Elf
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:01 am Post subject: |
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| PoweroftheBook wrote: | Hmmm...Elvish courtesans?
While I tend to favor the Tolkien world of no premarital or extramarital sex, I can certainly accept those fictions who do not. But it does strike me as odd that the Firstborn of Illuvatar would sell their bodies for sex - to me, it just doesn't add up that they would sell what might be given joyfully to one another.
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I was thinking that Elvish courtesans would not charge for their services. Rather it would be a natural societal role like that of warrior, healer, etc., Money changing hands would be rather tawdry imho and definitely not in keeping with the joy of sex.
Inglor - glad to know your muse had puppies  _________________ abandon thought, and let the dream descend... |
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inglor

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:05 am Post subject: |
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see my edit _________________ Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)
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PoweroftheBook
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:31 am Post subject: |
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Ah! Sorry, with the tagline 'Hookers in ME', I just assumed...
Yes, I agree with Inglor's solution, rituals being more in line with Elvish society than yelling up at someone's talan "Hey! Are you free tonight!"
BTW, Inglor, are those puppies up for adoption?
Regards,
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sindohte

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | | I think the only way to skirt the LACE might be to ritualize a courtesan, maybe there could be a underground group of elves ( like Yavanna priestesses/ Aule priests that were in charge of the "Education" of young lords and ladies. |
My muse is rubbing her hands in glee, because you have just given her permission to make use of an idea that had been rattling around in her brain  _________________ abandon thought, and let the dream descend... |
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inglor

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Glad I could be of service.
I was hoping that would be the case
This could be interesting, I can't wait to read it
Inglor _________________ Hi, My name is Inglor and I am a Tolkien Geek (sub-species: Silgeek)
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Viv Challenge Admin

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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | I bet the Feanorians needed dozens  |
That mental image is positively cold-shower-requiring. And I'm at work. Sheesh. |
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miriel361
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| can't wait to read it.... |
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Ningloreth

Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 39 Location: Manchester, UK
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Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | except for one story and it was a slash one at that, I have not encountered the same sort of thing in any of the stories I have read featuring Elves |
I have just finished a story (Misrule in Mirkwood) that featured two elleth hookers and mentioned a couple more... One was a lovely lady who was hired to initiate Legolas at his coming of age ceremony (rather as Powerofthebook suggests)... |
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