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BittenBuggy
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Poor Finarfin, trying to be tough. How cute!
Had a discussion with Feanor last night - said he has it on good authority that Finarfin didn't leave because he would have never found another woman to tolerate his mini-penis. Apparently, all Finarfin's children are actually his.
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Crystalline
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Hey everyone! wow! so many replies...and it's okay that you've hijacked...er...commandeered my thread, as the saying goes.
I love this place already!!!! You're all awesome..and to answer some questions, I am a Pervy Elf Fancier, but I do like me some Manly Man once in a while ( Aragorn! Faramir! Boromir!) but my fave Elf would have to be... Haldir! I used to be a Legolas fan, but my affections turned to Haldir. I still like Legolas though. oh and Elladan and Elrohir. well, now I'm babbling, so I'll just stop here..
and whomever said my name was nice, Thanks !
hugs to you all,
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Andreth
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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I'm the one who said your name was nice and you're very welcome. Thanks for allowing us to comandeer your thread! Happy to see another PEF/PMF in our midst.  |
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Andreth
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| Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| BittenBuggy wrote: | Poor Finarfin, trying to be tough. How cute!
Had a discussion with Feanor last night - said he has it on good authority that Finarfin didn't leave because he would have never found another woman to tolerate his mini-penis. Apparently, all Finarfin's children are actually his. |
Finarfin understands how Feanor could mistakenly think they share the terrible Teeny Tiny Penis Syndrome. After all, Feanor didn't have a very good view from where he was kneeling on the bath house floor and Finarfin was trying to get away from him rather quickly. Feanor's 'oops, I dropped my bar of soap' line only works on the younger Elves. 
And this was Earwen's response to the thought of Feanor fathering her children.   *pauses for deep breath* |
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Crystalline
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| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Hahaha!! I am now an official PEF/PMF !!!  Watch out, Elves and Men, I am now on the prowl...  or do they like that sort of thing? Hmm.....anyway....
heehee...I also love these emoticon thingymabobs. So what's all this about Feanor having teeny weeny syndrome? I'm a little lost on that.... |
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Anna
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| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:47 am Post subject: |
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Fëanor does NOT suffer from Teeny Tiny Penis Syndrome! Don´t listen to Anna (Andreth-Anna, that is...)! She´s just trying to hide the fact that she made a bad move picking poncy Finarfin over bad boy Fëanor.
Don´t worry, Anna -- we don´t think any less of you! Just admit you made a mistake and everything will be fine. Fëanor promises not to hold it against you!
Crystalline, now comes the moment of truth! Finarfin, the pet of the Valar, or Fëanor, the elf who makes you go...oooooo!  Who do you pick? You can´t pick Haldir -- he´s not a Wonder elf (thanks Elentari!). |
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Andreth
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| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Crystalline wrote: | Hahaha!! I am now an official PEF/PMF !!! Watch out, Elves and Men, I am now on the prowl... or do they like that sort of thing? Hmm.....anyway....
heehee...I also love these emoticon thingymabobs. So what's all this about Feanor having teeny weeny syndrome? I'm a little lost on that.... |
Oh, they likes that sort of thing, yes they do, Preciousss... Some Elves and Men might claim not to like it, but just ignore those. It's only a ruse to get you to tie them down and have your way with them. 
As for Feanor, well, (just in case you're not familiar with him) he's the Elf who went Unabomber on everyone in Valinor and was the first Elf to lead a Kinslaying against other Elves. He also created the Silmarils but what he was *really* doing in his work shop all those years was trying to create a microscope powerful enough to help him find his own penis.
Contrary to what a few deluded individuals ( ) will tell you, Feanor did indeed suffer from Little Penis Overcompensation Syndrome. And Feanor's two half-brothers, Finarfin and Fingolfin, being gifted with above-average penises only made poor Feanor feel even more inferior.
It's a sad story, really. But it's heartwarming to see that Feanor has a few people who still try to cheer him up.
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BittenBuggy
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I was wondering when Fingolfin would be brought into this. He was, of course, the most well endowed.
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Andreth
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| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| At last.... A Noldo whom BB and I can agree upon. |
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BittenBuggy
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-"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
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Crystalline
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| Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Hmmm....*drum roll* I have to pick...Feanor. He did create the silmarils after all.... which is funny... cause every time I've translated my name into elvish ( we've all done it!) it's root is from the silmarils.
Weird!!!
huggles,
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Anna
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| Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:44 am Post subject: |
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Good girl!
Of course you pick Fëanor....
Now, everybody sing!
Fëanor, Fëanor, he´s our Elf!
He puts Silmarils on our shelf!
 *sheesh* I don´t know where that came from.... 
I strongly suspect I´m the dorkiest person alive! |
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:46 am Post subject: |
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Ok, she stays. *blows rasberries at Andreth*
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Texasgirl
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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heyy there y'all,
i'm not a newbie - but my old computer just didn't allow me to have a screenname - so, now that we have a new one, i have a screenname! yay!
alright, my name is texasgirl, i'm from texas (usa) and my family has a horse ranch (the fancy term for a barn, land, horses, and a lot of mucking to do).
by the by, dosen't everyone just love this site? i hate slash stories...and fanfiction.net was getting unbearable. no matter what all those deranged minds say, legolas and aragorn are NOT true loves!
all right, i have to sign off now and go muck the aformentioned stalls!
adios,
texasgirl
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SilverMoonLady
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Welcome to the madhouse, Texasgirl! PEFs to the right, PMFs to the left, there's a meeting for PHFs in the corner at the back and tea and cakes by the bar! Make yourself at home once the four-footed members of your fam have been cared for
SilverMoonLady
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