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Texasgirl
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wait... i re-thought it. it now depends on the situation, and as do said, what type of mood you're in. if you want hard and fast sex, then tounge skills aren't AS important - but if you want it big, then they're great, and VERY much needed.
i am such a hypocrite, aren't i?
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NancyBrooke
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| Robbie wrote: | | up against!!!!! |
 
Nancy - reading in the double entendre.
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inglor
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| dolarabee wrote: | Just take me and ride me hard, baby! But I wanna make sure you're ready for me... I'm ready. Any readier and you're just gonna glide and slide off the bed, honey. Now, just squeeze that hunk o' wow-is-that-all-for-me in.
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(This ^ is why I love this forum.)
My married life is pretty much the same. We know each other so well that by the time the kissing has started and intercourse is expected, foreplay is unecessary. Foreplay is usually to get in the mood. Manual stimulation is used to catch the body up with the mind. If the mood is already there, foreplay is not as necessary unless I'm feeling unusually sadistic and want to get the above request.
JaneDoe and I discussed this, naughty talk from an unexpected mouth, my prim and proper wife who rarely burps in my presence, can be more intoxicating and gratifying than the sex itself.
Inglor
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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[quote="Lenale"] | inglor wrote: |
Oh great, now you've reminded me of all the sex ed books my parents left in strategic places since I was seven (they're SO liberal
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The only sex talk I ever got was my mother telling me when I was 16 (okay okay, I was 14 and got pregnant after the third time, I'M MEXICAN FFS, there are rules one must follow, one of them is the rule of giving birth out of wedlock before graduation day or risk being ostracized from the club), never to drive around with a guy who had a box of Kleenex in his car. 
Imagine my relief later that year when I discovered that sex actually existed and wasn' t just something my brothers had made up to get girls to take their shirts off.
I did get a lot of strange looks that year though, every time I'd see Kleenex in one of my friends' cars. Duuude, Kleenex 
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Aerin
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I'm afraid I voted size. Kissing is nice, but not to be crass (yeah right), if tongue skills are lacking, a woman always has her own B team, i.e. a pair of well-practiced digits. |
Andreth
I voted the opposite of you, but that was before I read your argument, you have swayed me to the other side...
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miriel361
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well having read that Ghettoelleth, I'm well and truely going to stick to tongue skills because....
..... no one ever got pregnant from a skilled tongue! (Can you tell that I am the mother of girls?)
Inglor - yeah but isn't it nice being able to fit all that foreplay into a single glance when necessary? And sometimes when we want to be naughty ...... Mr. Miriel and I play the Dating Game with very simple rules:
1. no intercourse.
2. we both have to come
3. clothes are only to be pushed aside but not removed.
Reminds us of the tmes when we were dating.
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Viv
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Mr. Miriel and I play the Dating Game with very simple rules |
Such a good idea for a pwp. |
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BittenBuggy
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| Viv wrote: | | miriel361 wrote: | | Mr. Miriel and I play the Dating Game with very simple rules |
Such a good idea for a pwp. |
Write it! I'm having Viv's-writing-withdrawl. 
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ghettoelleth
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| miriel361 wrote: | well having read that Ghettoelleth, I'm well and truely going to stick to tongue skills because....
..... no one ever got pregnant from a skilled tongue! (Can you tell that I am the mother of girls?) |
I know what you mean girl. The first complete sentence either one of my kids ever spoke was:
Always, always wear a condom!
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Texasgirl
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i had a friend who had sex with her boyfriend and got pregnant because the condom broke...i tried asking her what kind it was, but she didn't remember. i've only been with guys a few times since (this was last year and a half) cuz i've been majorly freaked out. are there any kind of condom tests out that tell you what are the best kinds...like, i dunno, a consumer reports for condoms?
i'm planning on going clubbing with the girls this weekend, and IF i meet someone.....................  NAW! I'm not THAT slutty!
my policy is that i at least have to know five personal things about him before we become really-good-friends-who-sleep-together.
any thoughts on all or any of the above?
TG
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ghettoelleth
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The titanium ones are most reliable.
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Robbie
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On the other side of the scale, cling film (a.k.a. Saran Wrap, Glad Wrap, Happy Wrap) just doesn't cut the mustard, even when desperate.
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Rocheron
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If you don't want the potiential consequences. DON'T TAKE THE POTENTIAL RISK!
If all else fails, I would bet somebody has done a comparison or you could just use multiple condoms.
No Pain ... No Gain
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Robbie
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| Rocheron wrote: | | or you could just use multiple condoms |
Or use a tight (but not too tight) elastic band around the base to prevent leakage.
Even put that to good use and turn it into a French Tickler by placing little feathers from the pillow inside the elastic band. But make sure "stem" end is dull or it might cause leakage around the tear ducts.
Ah, TG, the experiences you've yet to enjoy!
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BittenBuggy
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Wow gentlemen 
Feathers? Rubber bands? Never knew Robbie was so kinky.
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