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If you had to choose one over the other...
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20%
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Tongue skills
80%
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robbie wrote:
Rocheron wrote:
or you could just use multiple condoms


Or use a tight (but not too tight) elastic band around the base to prevent leakage.

Even put that to good use and turn it into a French Tickler by placing little feathers from the pillow inside the elastic band. But make sure "stem" end is dull or it might cause leakage around the tear ducts.

Ah, TG, the experiences you've yet to enjoy!


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a very amusing thread! Laughing

TG, the likelihood of a condom splitting isn't very high, and if it does then you could always use the morning after pill.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elvenesse wrote:
This is a very amusing thread! Laughing

TG, the likelihood of a condom splitting isn't very high, and if it does then you could always use the morning after pill.


Don't believe they don't break. Don't believe the statistics! Some brands are really bad.

And never, never use two condoms at the same time - that makes splitting more likely.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scariest thing an eighteen year old can hear: "I think it broke"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robbie wrote:

Even put that to good use and turn it into a French Tickler by placing little feathers from the pillow inside the elastic band. But make sure "stem" end is dull or it might cause leakage around the tear ducts.

Ah, TG, the experiences you've yet to enjoy!


veyr creative, robbie! and yes, i love being single and twenties.... i know it won't be here for ever, so i'm going to live it to the fullest while i can!

TG

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BittenBuggy wrote:
Feathers? Rubber bands? Never knew Robbie was so kinky. Shocked

Me neither...

do.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dolarabee wrote:
[ Now, just squeeze that hunk o' wow-is-that-all-for-me in.


ROFL That is classic. I might have to plagarize that one.
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