[ghettoelleth]

This is a little game I like to call.....The Most Crap Line Of Dialogue I Ever Wrote. Set up the scene if you need to and then type the worst thing you ever had a canon or OC character say. Doesn't have to be anything you actually posted. The winner gets a shower with Steve the Balrog (my lovely muse). I'll go first but if no one else plays I'm gonna feel like such an ass here:

Scene: Modern day earth. The elves (at least all the hot ones) are here for some reason, not really sure why. Rumil and Haldir are facing some peril, don't know what.

Rumil to Haldir: "I wanted to sail to the Undying Lands with Celeborn, but noooo, you had to have a noble purpose. You know, that's what got you killed in the movie."

Ugh, no throwing of fruit allowed.

[ellisk]

Oh God, there is just too much to choose from! Wait until I get home where I've got the stuff that didn't make the cut in my current story and I'll pick one and post it. I'm sure I can find something really embarassing.

[SpaceWeavil]

I don't write embarrassing lines...

(yeah right)

Actually my excuse is that my folder with all the stuff that makes me cringe when I read over it now got lost when my old PC died, and I haven't got round to extracting the stuff from the hard drive yet.

(There, that sounds like a good excuse, doesn't it)

[Leila]

[Leila]

Is there a limit per person on 'entries'?

[ghettoelleth]

No Leila, there's no limit, if you're like me, I've got a million of them.

And that line is so inappropriate for my story, I don't think it will make the cut. Hopefully, I'll be posting the first couple of chapters soon.

[MaglorRedeemed]

Two words:

"woman's void."

[inglor]

[DarkElfChilde]

[inglor]

Sorry, I had to, I have very little impulse control

[Alassante]

I couldn't narrow it down to one line so I chose MANY from one story.


Female OC Arianna is trying to steal the ring, using seduction:

***********Aragorn************
Arianna has seduced Aragorn and after two intense sexual romps said ....
“Pretty good for an old man who thought he couldn’t do it twice in one night.”

************Boromir**************
Wait it gets worse..... trying to distract Boromir by seducing him..
She began unbuckling his sword and she laughed. “This is not the sword I am interested in Lord Boromir.”

Then....
“She wouldn’t do that. I have known her since she was a child. I knew her father all of my life. There is no way. What benefit would she have to knock Boromir out and sneak away in the night?” Aragorn said.
“She hit me? She hit me with a damn frying pan? Oh, that little wench. She tries to seduce me and then hits me with a frying pan.” Boromir yelled than groaned.
PS. It was Sam's frying pan from when he was beating up the orcs in Moria

**************Aragorn again************
Still later....
Walking in front of her, Aragorn said “You are not making this easy for me, Arianna.”
“So you are saying this is hard?” She said with special emphasis on the word hard.

**************Legolas******************
Oh, it's not over yet.....
"I got a better idea. Lean over here and let me see if you taste as good as you look.” She smiled at him. “I have never been with an elf. Why don’t you untie me and we can go find out how magical you really are.”
“You always use your body as a way to get through to men don’t you? Tell you what, you tell me where the ring is and we will talk about how magical I am.”
“Just talk?”
“Maybe more. Tell me and we will see.” He winked.

**********Legolas again - months later*******
Act one....
He smiled and said “Well?”
Confused she said “Well what?”
He chuckled “Do I taste as good as I look?”
“Mmmm, I don’t know. You look pretty good.” She smiled. “Maybe I better get a second taste.”
Burying his hand in her hair, he pulled her to him in another mind-blowing kiss. Once again, when he stopped she was breathless
“Yes.” She smiled “You defiantly taste as good as you look. Now show me the magic of the elves”

Act two....
After she had stopped panting and remembered who she was again, she looked at him and smiled. Then she laughed.
“What is so funny?” He smiled
“That must be the magic of the elves they were talking about. No wonder you guys never leave your cities, you are too busy doing other things.” She rolled on her side and kissed him.