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Rocheron
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Location: Seeking the fellowship of Men, Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves.
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OT: Sorry.
Tim Allen played a character Tim Taylor in a US TV series Home Improvement. Very funny. Long story short, Tim was a tool sales man with a weekly TV show demonstrating using the companies tools his nick name was Tim the Tool-Man.
Each week Tim would try to improve something only in the end having it fail miserable. If he did not try to improve on everything, and just repair it to work properly everything turned out fine.
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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But seriously, folks -
I don't write about ugly OMC's since my fic mostly includes members of "the cast" as it were, and we all already know what they look like. And the one or two OMC's I have written about - well their looks just don't enter into it. But your right, BB; in my case OC's are usually love interests and, therefore, pretty.
In the fic I'm currently writing the OFC's appearance is painstakingly described but I don't even know the OMC's hair color (okay, he's Gondorian, so - dark, but you get my point) because she is the love interest and he is a plot thickener.
But even I would read a Legolas fic if it was about the mis-adventures of Prince's ugly brother!
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | sindohte wrote: | Oh you mean Boromir's best friend who has yellow teeth from dipping too much tobacco and a pot belly from hitting the taverns too much? Dang BB, I think I should run away screaming from this idea of yours  |
His best mate Nobby, who is a bit simple. If Minas Tirith was a village, he would be the idiot. Boromir feels a little sorry for him and has been trying to fix him up with a good-hearted 'wench' for many a year, but it has always ended in disaster, (and none have forgotten the incident with the ferret). But then, unexpectedly, when Boromir is not looking, Nobby finds love all on his own, in someone who can see past his bad dental work and dodgy haircut, to the glowing little heart inside him.
Oh what jolly capers the two friends shall have. 
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and she's a beautiful elf, right? 
naw - i think sir nobby should have to hook up with someone important.....someone pretty....someone already in the book who is not attached and not mentioned but we can pretend is there.....someone like.....eowyn's best firend's sister once removed brother's best fiends' girlfriends mother who has a cousin in the westfold and is recently emerging into soceiety as the most kind hearted stable girl this side of meduseld?
ya know what? it's been a long day, and it's only half over.
'xcuse me while i go give myself a whirly
TG
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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Location: Looking at shiny things
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Texasgirl wrote: | | SpaceWeavil wrote: | | sindohte wrote: | | Oh you mean Boromir's best friend who has yellow teeth from dipping too much tobacco and a pot belly from hitting the taverns too much? Dang BB, I think I should run away screaming from this idea of yours |
His best mate Nobby, who is a bit simple. If Minas Tirith was a village, he would be the idiot. Boromir feels a little sorry for him and has been trying to fix him up with a good-hearted 'wench' for many a year, but it has always ended in disaster, (and none have forgotten the incident with the ferret). But then, unexpectedly, when Boromir is not looking, Nobby finds love all on his own, in someone who can see past his bad dental work and dodgy haircut, to the glowing little heart inside him.
Oh what jolly capers the two friends shall have.
Ok, I will shut up now. |
and she's a beautiful elf, right?
naw - i think sir nobby should have to hook up with someone important.....someone pretty....someone already in the book who is not attached and not mentioned but we can pretend is there.....someone like.....eowyn's best firend's sister once removed brother's best fiends' girlfriends mother who has a cousin in the westfold and is recently emerging into soceiety as the most kind hearted stable girl this side of meduseld?
ya know what? it's been a long day, and it's only half over.
'xcuse me while i go give myself a whirly
TG |
And it turns out that she is actually a spy for Saruman and Sauron, there to infiltrate Denethor's citadel and find out just how strong Gondor's defences really are, before attacking Osgilliath. Through a bizarre, Shakespearean twist Nobby has pretended to be captain of Gondor to win over this Rohan babe, since he reckons no one would ever love him for who he really is, and she actually believes he's Boromir.
But, though she only wanted to use Nobby, whom she believed to be useful and full of info, true love conquers all, and in the end she turns upon her evil masters and helps fight for Gondor.
My excuse is that I am in a silly mood, having decided to put up decorations today. I'm currently listening to a satellite channel dedicated to Christmas songs, and my decorations consist of putting some tinsel and a santa hat on my agent Smith standee.
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Sorcia
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
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Location: Gods, Sean in glasses, how dishy
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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SpaceWeavil wrote: "I'm currently listening to a satellite channel dedicated to Christmas songs, and my decorations consist of putting some tinsel and a santa hat on my agent Smith standee. "
no doubt, the tinsel 'artfully' adorning Mr. Smith? I did our tree today also...which as I was putting all the fluffy stuff on it, I wondered, has anyone got a LOTR themed tree?? Many people now have themed trees so just wondered....it is possible to do it, I know there are glass LOTR ornaments and you could make some of the stuff. Hmmm wonder who 'sit' on the tree top??
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Texasgirl
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: |
And it turns out that she is actually a spy for Saruman and Sauron, there to infiltrate Denethor's citadel and find out just how strong Gondor's defences really are, before attacking Osgilliath. Through a bizarre, Shakespearean twist Nobby has pretended to be captain of Gondor to win over this Rohan babe, since he reckons no one would ever love him for who he really is, and she actually believes he's Boromir.
But, though she only wanted to use Nobby, whom she believed to be useful and full of info, true love conquers all, and in the end she turns upon her evil masters and helps fight for Gondor.
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and don't forget that hse was secretly under saruman's spell as a sex-slave and that only sir nobby with his enchanting personality could break the iron fist of saruman....and this has to come just as she is summoned to orthanc to watch the destruction of gandalf, and to slay him with the sword of doom as proof of her loyalty, and then sir nobby jumps in and rescues her and he is exposed as an ugly guy....
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