[JaneDoe]

Lots of people are all over Legolas and Aragorn (and occasionally Boromir), so I think I'll add a bit of balance and spice by once again showing some Elrond lovin', with a little shout out to Haldir in a (distant) second place.

In every single scene he's in, Elrond is in some very arousing scenario or another. The sexiness of Elrond covered in soot, sweat, and armor aside, there are other things about him that make me wonder just what he hides under those robes besides Anduril.

The little braids he has from his temples would make lesser Elves and Men look silly, but on Elrond they are sexy playthings.

Pink is not most people's color, and rarely any man's color, but Elrond looks confident wearing it, which makes him sexy. Did I mention that white looks really good on him? And sky blue too?

Forget Saruman's mesmerizing vocal chords. Elrond has a voice that can make panties melt. It's strong and soft yet thoroughly masculine. He makes "The sea calls us home" sound like, "I want you to lick my earlobes."

Everything about Elrond is intense, dramatic, extreme. Even in repose, there is an energy about him that is fascinating to watch. One gets the impression that he is very passionate.

Elrond stirs my erotic imagination, that's for sure.

[ArtanisOrangeBlossom]

Elrond is a pretty sexy beast! The timbre of his voice is just......*shudders*



I personally think that Theoden was good looking as was....Grima....Grima's good looking in that odd kind of stalker way.....

[Alassante]

[Alassante]

[Bay]

as for the whole removing-elf-armor-with teeth discussion, you will find just such a scene in the story "empty vessel" by zeedrippyvessel and here's the bonus - the elf is haldir

[Alassante]

[JaneDoe]

Smith had that effect too, but Elrond really does it for me. My attraction to Elrond, Smith, and Hugo Weaving are quite separate. Each of them has an intensity I find magnetic. I often associate them with animals and landscapes in their symbolic or mythological context (very different from biology and ecology).

I picture Elrond as a huge elk or stag with antlers that stretch as wide as my arms and have as many prongs as I have fingers and toes like the Spirit of the Forest in "Princess Mononoke" or the Great Prince of the Forest in "Bambi." He reminds me of a tall black stallion like War Admiral in "Seabiscuit." I have also likened him with the more traditional, goatlike unicorn. As a landscape, I think he'd be the Himalayan mountain range: beautiful and majestic, but more dangerous than they seem from a distance.

Smith is more like a cobra or a tiger. There's a tension about him like a pressed coil that suddenly springs out in a blur of energy. He is volcanoes and lightning storms.

Hugo Weaving seemed quite canine to me even before I realized it was his voice that was Rex in "Babe." No, I don't envision him as a border collie; he's too feral for that, but he's not ferocious enough to be the wolf of folktales and mythology. He calls to mind, say, an Alaskan Malamute or wolf hybrid or (ironically) dingo. Let's just say that if he played Sirius Black in the most recent Harry Potter film instead of Gary Oldman, I would not have been the least bit surprised. As a landscape, he gives off vibes similar to what I've had on a temperate beach.

[DreadLadyFreya]

[Alassante]

[FallingIntoStrangers]

My droll worthy moments:

Haldir at Helm's Deep, from teh side as he is standing at the ramparts, looking out into the oncoming uruk-Hai horde, BEFORE he loads his bow...

Aragorn in his dream with Arwen in her purple night gown, looking up at her, and right before he kisses her at the coronation.

Faramri, looking longingly at Eowyn in extended ROTK at housing of healing/// mmmmmmmm.....

My two cents worth...

[simon22cat]

[DreadLadyFreya]

[Texasgirl]

[ArtanisOrangeBlossom]

Like that matters! LOL Aragorn only got sexier as he got dirtier and Elrond in Mt. Doom?



*SWOON*

[Eyborg]

PHF = Pervy Haldir Fan???
Hmmm... I thought we Pervy Hobbit Fanciers had copyright of this abbreviation...?
I need to discuss this with SilverMoonLady, and see if we will have to contact our lawyers about this...

Oh well. Anyway, there are just too many moments where I drool over my favourite LOTR males. I can't pick just one...
But let's see. Here are some favourite moments with my favourite males.

Frodo: When he threatens to cut Gollum's throat in TTT, and when he's naked to the waist in the Kirith Ungol (sp?) tower...

Aragorn: When he cuts off Lurtz' head, and also all his moments with Arwen *sigh*

Éomer: When he steps off his horse, when he first meets Aragorn, Legolas & Gimli, and takes off his helmet (where he tells them what has happened to Théoden).

Faramir: Just every time he looks sad or tender... he's just so huggable, yet so manly in his own way...

Merry: When he says to Frodo: "That black rider was looking for something... or someone... Frodo?" and also at the Buckleberry ferry. Also when he gives the "Fires of Isengard will spread" speech to Pippin in TTT. - And I just looooove this little guy in his Rohirrim uniform... when he screams "DEEEAAATH" with the others, and also when he kills a couple of Haradrim in the EE! Oh, I just love this little cutie throughout all the movies...

Pippin: Oh, he's adorable as well through all the movies, but especially in his Gondorian uniform. Oh, and when he sings with this sweeeeeeet voice... *sigh*

Oh, and even though I'm completely heterosexual, I always drool over Éowyn when she presents the cup to Aragorn in ROTK... she's just sooooo adooooorable in that scene. I always go, "awwwww..."