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FallingIntoStrangers



Joined: 23 Oct 2004
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Location: USA

PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Z- Zodiac Sign: Libra (Dragon in Chinese Zodiac)
Y-Yummy food: Pizza, chocolate, and tamales
X-Xrays: head, foot, elbow, chest, toe will be added to list on Tuseday (don't ask)
W-Wearing right now: black t-shirt, red undies, striped knee socks
V-Vibrator: Got my hubby for THAT!
U-Unknown fact about me: I would totally make out with Liv Tyler....
T-Time you wake up: whenever my daugher wakes up
S-Song you last heard: Just Like Honey- by the Jesus and Mary Chain
R-Reason to smile: My daughters smile and laughter!
Q-Quote you like: See below.
P-Phobias: Spiders, snakes, bugs, and water.
O-One time by accident: Too may too list, as I am the clumsiest person EVER!!!
M-Moms' name: Carolyn
L-Love to watch over and over: LOTR,duh!, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudiced, Harry Potter, and Buffy tv show
K-Kindergarten reminds you of: Naptime, juice and cookies, finger painting
J-Job title: Mom (which includes being a doctor, psychiatrist, juggler, cook, maid, driver, and security blanket all in one!)
I-Instruments: Of torture?
H-Hometown: Born in New Orleans, currently in Georgia
G-Gummy Bears or worms: Bears!
F-Fave song of all time: Same Deep Water as you by The Cure
E-Easiest person to talk to: My daughter
D-Dad's name: William
C-Career in future: Published author hopefully.
B-Band listening to right now: The Killers
A-Age: 28

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MoonRaven



Joined: 29 Feb 2004
Posts: 21
Location: Homer, Alaska

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio (modified by Virgo)
Y- Yummy food: Jalepeno cheddar cheese poppers
X- X-rays you've had: teeth, right hand, pelvis
W- Wearing right now: Black tank, black plush sweatpants, tan long-sleeved shirt in a nobby cotton knit, thick wool socks, shoes
V- Vibrator: Uh...yeah. Hubby works out of town for weeks at a time and a gal has to entertain herself (see Z)
U- Unknown fact about me: I like people to under-estimate me Razz
T- Time you wake up: Depends on what shift I am working--in a perfect world, about eight or eight-thirty.
S- Song you last heard: "Jesus Left Chicago" (see B)
R- Reason to smile: My life in general, my hubby and cats in particular.
Q- Quote you like: “Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
P- Phobia[s]: Daddy Longlegs (spider)
O- One time by accident: I walked into a glass door at the Anchorage International Airport and broke it (cut my knee, too...)
N- Number of siblings: 2
M- Mom's name: Ethel
L- Love to watch this movie over and over again: LOTR, Blade Runner
K- Kindergarten reminds you of: Homoerotica (its a long story)
J- Job title: Air Traffic Control Specialist
I- Instruments: Voice, keyboard (very poorly)
H- Hometown: Homer, Alaska
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Neither
F- Favorite song of all time: Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits
E- Easiest person to talk to: My hubby, Whats-His-Name
D- Dad's name: Eugene
C- Career in future: Retired civil servant! Plan to stay home, write and surf the web...
B- Band listening to right now: Phish
A- Age: Middle
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Elennare



Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 75
Location: Edinburgh, UK

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Y- Yummy food: Mum's home baking (more reasons to love Christmas)
X- X-rays you've had: teeth
W- Wearing right now: Navy sweatshirt, black jogging trousers and blue socks (and white underwear)
V- Vibrator: currently no
U- Unknown fact about me: One of my great-grandfathers was born in Berlin, Germany but grew up in the US (my Dad has suddenly developed an interest in researching the family tree)
T- Time you wake up: 7.30 on a weekday, about noon on weekends
S- Song you last heard: 99 in the shade by Bon Jovi
R- Reason to smile: Waking up and knowing I don't have to go to work today
Q- Quote you like: "In an insane world like this, sanity is the greatest madness of all"
P- Phobia[s]: Wasps
O- One time by accident: I dislocated my sister's shoulder Embarassed
N- Number of siblings: 1
M- Mom's name: Carole
L- Love to watch this movie over and over again: Beauty and the Beast, LOTR (esp. Two Towers)
K- Kindergarten reminds you of: Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel
J- Job title: Office Administrator (my contract then has a paragraph 6 lines long to explain just what that entails. Who would ever have thought that selling wood could be so complicated?)
I- Instruments: Voice
H- Hometown: Whitby, North Yorkshire (well, that's the nearest thing that makes it onto any map)
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Bears
F- Favorite song of all time: Lightning Strikes Twice by Iron Maiden
E- Easiest person to talk to: Andrew
D- Dad's name: Keith
C- Career in future: probably as above until I get old and wrinkly
B- Band listening to right now: Endrick Brothers (they're kind of good for a bunch of guys that my sister went to school with)
A- Age: 25
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FallingIntoStrangers



Joined: 23 Oct 2004
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Location: USA

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my post for "One Time By Accident" I said... "too many to list..." and that is true... But someone sent me a PM to list at least one funny and I couldn't really think of one...

Well I was out shopping with my husband tonight and he brought up one of my more idiotic moments..

So I knew I had to come write about it here...

Warning... It''s kind of gross and really embarassing..

A few years ago, before I got pregnant, I had to go to the gynecologist for my yearly checkup. So I'm sitting there all buck naked wearing that stupid paper gown and freezing my tushy off. Well I'm always afraid of smelling... ya know... in a certain place when I go to the doctor, so I noticed some wet naps on the counter, the kind in a pop up container right? Anyways I get up and grab one and ya know.. clean myself just in case. About 3 seconds later, I started burning down there like you would not believe. I was on fire and it was burning so bad I almost cried. That's when I noticed that the wet naps on the counter weren't hygienic body wipes but those Clorox counter bleach wipes for cleaning your house. I had to get up on the counter and rinse myself off in the sink, deathly afraid someone was gonna walk in... thank god no one did.

Needless to say.... I will never live that down...

So that's the stupidest most embarassing thing I have ever done.

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ArtanisOrangeBlossom



Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 294

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*HUGS TIGHTLY!!!!*


OMG honey i know how that is *face-palms* you poor thing *restrains snickers*
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krazykataave



Joined: 17 Dec 2004
Posts: 124
Location: Immortalized by John Denver

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Z- Zodiac Sign: Aries
Y-Yummy food: Sushi, mac n cheese, chocolate
X-Xrays: ankle, chest
W-Wearing right now: Steeler's shirt, jeans, and black boots
V-Vibrator: two, plus husband Razz
U-Unknown fact about me: i can't learn foreign languages
T-Time you wake up: 5:30 am
S-Song you last heard: NFL theme
R-Reason to smile: My husband, dog and cat
Q-Quote you like: to many but eventually it will be in my sig at the end
P-Phobias: Spiders, heights, fear of dead things touching me in water
O-One time by accident: managed to save my job
M-Moms' name: Rhonda
L-Love to watch over and over: Secret World Live, Play, LOTR, the 4400
K-Kindergarten reminds you of: those plastic blow-up letter dolls
J-Job title: lab director
I-Instruments: borhan
H-Hometown: Blink and you miss it
G-Gummy Bears or worms: Bears
F-Fave song of all time: Any by Pink Floyd, esp. On the Turning Away
E-Easiest person to talk to: Online friends
D-Dad's name: Ronnie
C-Career in future: Historic archaeologist
B-Band listening to right now: Miranda Sex Garden
A-Age: 28
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SpaceWeavil



Joined: 27 May 2004
Posts: 23
Location: Looking at shiny things

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

krazykataave wrote:

I-Instruments: borhan


Then I seriously salute you Very Happy My ex boyfriend (music teacher) tried to teach me that once, and told me it was the reason for his sudden premature hairloss. Most things I can pick up within a few minutes, but percussion things, no way. It's like my body just refuses to do anything repetative or rhythmical Cool

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krazykataave



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Then I seriously salute you My ex boyfriend (music teacher) tried to teach me that once, and told me it was the reason for his sudden premature hairloss



I'm not great at it at all; my husband and dog will attest to that. At one time i was banned from banging it when he was around Laughing But once he got his accordian things are now even. Now the poor dog has to be put outside before i "play" it - it just makes him nervous.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
It's like my body just refuses to do anything repetative or rhythmical



My chorus has labled me as "Rythmically Challenged" b/c it's a known fact that I cannot sing and clap on beat. Either i screw the song up or i just don't clap!

And because i'm like 5'9....i HAVE to be in the front so my chorus teacher can not only hear me but so the other kids can see.....well you get the picture of me looking really embarrassed while we were singing Bridge Over Troubled Water and @ the end is where people can clap...well i couldn't clap....again the Challengedness popped up when i had to snap on beat and we all couldn't do it so my teacher (whom i love dearly and embarrasses me good naturedly) had all the females snap so the guys (and me) could all sing Workin' On The Railroad (i've been working on the railroad...all the live long day etc)

We were all excited when i actually did clap on beat in our huge Southern Baptist song Music Down In My Soul where we had be like those (and i'm not being racist or anything here) black choirs that sound amazing and it sounds fun.... Laughing I did manange it though.

Very Happy sorry if i bored you guys but i really do identify with the whole..the whole body refusing rhythm.
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FallingIntoStrangers wrote:
A few years ago, before I got pregnant, I had to go to the gynecologist for my yearly checkup. So I'm sitting there all buck naked wearing that stupid paper gown and freezing my tushy off. Well I'm always afraid of smelling... ya know... in a certain place when I go to the doctor, so I noticed some wet naps on the counter, the kind in a pop up container right? Anyways I get up and grab one and ya know.. clean myself just in case. About 3 seconds later, I started burning down there like you would not believe. I was on fire and it was burning so bad I almost cried. That's when I noticed that the wet naps on the counter weren't hygienic body wipes but those Clorox counter bleach wipes for cleaning your house. I had to get up on the counter and rinse myself off in the sink, deathly afraid someone was gonna walk in... thank god no one did.

Needless to say.... I will never live that down...

So that's the stupidest most embarassing thing I have ever done.



All I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!! I am hurting for you in sympathy.

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Texasgirl



Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
FallingIntoStrangers wrote:
A few years ago, before I got pregnant, I had to go to the gynecologist for my yearly checkup. So I'm sitting there all buck naked wearing that stupid paper gown and freezing my tushy off. Well I'm always afraid of smelling... ya know... in a certain place when I go to the doctor, so I noticed some wet naps on the counter, the kind in a pop up container right? Anyways I get up and grab one and ya know.. clean myself just in case. About 3 seconds later, I started burning down there like you would not believe. I was on fire and it was burning so bad I almost cried. That's when I noticed that the wet naps on the counter weren't hygienic body wipes but those Clorox counter bleach wipes for cleaning your house. I had to get up on the counter and rinse myself off in the sink, deathly afraid someone was gonna walk in... thank god no one did.

Needless to say.... I will never live that down...

So that's the stupidest most embarassing thing I have ever done.



All I can say is OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!! I am hurting for you in sympathy.


yeah....ouch is what i can say too! poor baby!

isn't it funny how we all admit these things on online chat forums where we don't know the people, but sure as hell won't tell 'em to our best friends?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

krazykataave wrote:
C-Career in future: Historic archaeologist


My degree is as aclassical anthropologist, specialization in American Southwest archaeology.

Jobs I've actually held: Park Ranger, Mortgage Loan Closer, Land Title closing assistant, Document Preparation tech for a Mortgage Law firm - I could not only read a land survey, I could tell the surveyor how to do it. But alas, unless you want to teach or you win the lottery, you can volunteer for lots of stuff but NO one will pay you to do what you love ('cause they can always get starving college student for peanuts and retirees for free). Good luck (if you can swing it, enjoy it!).

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yavanie wrote:
krazykataave wrote:
C-Career in future: Historic archaeologist


My degree is as aclassical anthropologist, specialization in American Southwest archaeology.

Jobs I've actually held: Park Ranger, Mortgage Loan Closer, Land Title closing assistant, Document Preparation tech for a Mortgage Law firm - I could not only read a land survey, I could tell the surveyor how to do it. But alas, unless you want to teach or you win the lottery, you can volunteer for lots of stuff but NO one will pay you to do what you love ('cause they can always get starving college student for peanuts and retirees for free). Good luck (if you can swing it, enjoy it!).


My degree was nearly in Egyptology, but at the last minute for some unknown reason I decided to switch to law (think I was drunk at the time or something Laughing )

I can't say anything about people giving jobs to starving students though as I've just landed a job at Scottish TV on that basis Cool Since I'm hoping to combine my current degree with my other in stage management, I'm hoping this is my 'foot-in-the-door'. (Of course it was nothing to do with the fact that my neighbour is head of the department there and got me the job. No, not at all. Wink )

My record is having four jobs within three months I think, and my parents despair. They've both worked in the same job for 30+ years, and that's the way they reckon things should be. Personally I still haven't found anything I'd want to do for 30+ years. Except maybe become an author... but then I'd have to learn to write properly... Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yavanie wrote:
krazykataave wrote:
C-Career in future: Historic archaeologist


My degree is as aclassical anthropologist, specialization in American Southwest archaeology.

Jobs I've actually held: Park Ranger, Mortgage Loan Closer, Land Title closing assistant, Document Preparation tech for a Mortgage Law firm - I could not only read a land survey, I could tell the surveyor how to do it. But alas, unless you want to teach or you win the lottery, you can volunteer for lots of stuff but NO one will pay you to do what you love ('cause they can always get starving college student for peanuts and retirees for free). Good luck (if you can swing it, enjoy it!).


Thanks for dashing my hopes, Yavanie. J/K I knew when I changed my major to History that I would have two career options; professor, curator. I'm hoping for the latter. But, I added Political Science double major in there, so maybe I can get a relatively interesting job in Washington D.C.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the days of living on no-doz, coffee, and the occasional packet of ramen.............sigh
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