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inglor
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| FallingIntoStrangers wrote: |
A few years ago, before I got pregnant, I had to go to the gynecologist for my yearly checkup. So I'm sitting there all buck naked wearing that stupid paper gown and freezing my tushy off. Well I'm always afraid of smelling... ya know... in a certain place when I go to the doctor, so I noticed some wet naps on the counter, the kind in a pop up container right? Anyways I get up and grab one and ya know.. clean myself just in case. About 3 seconds later, I started burning down there like you would not believe. I was on fire and it was burning so bad I almost cried. That's when I noticed that the wet naps on the counter weren't hygienic body wipes but those Clorox counter bleach wipes for cleaning your house. I had to get up on the counter and rinse myself off in the sink, deathly afraid someone was gonna walk in... thank god no one did.
Needless to say.... I will never live that down...
So that's the stupidest most embarassing thing I have ever done. |
Reason # 3 its nice to be male....
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: |
Reason # 3 its nice to be male....
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What are one and two?
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inglor
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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#1: Having a penis
#2: Not having a vagina
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DarkElfChilde
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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lol...Inglor.
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DreadLadyFreya
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | #1: Having a penis
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I dunno, those things seem to get in the way all the time, or end up where they shouldn't be... 
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inglor
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| DreadLadyFreya wrote: | | inglor wrote: | #1: Having a penis
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I dunno, those things seem to get in the way all the time, or end up where they shouldn't be... |
 yep, that they do
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| inglor wrote: | | DreadLadyFreya wrote: | | inglor wrote: | #1: Having a penis
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I dunno, those things seem to get in the way all the time, or end up where they shouldn't be... |
yep, that they do |
Yeah but he can pee in the woods without fear of poison ivy.
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DreadLadyFreya
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | inglor wrote: | | DreadLadyFreya wrote: | | inglor wrote: | #1: Having a penis
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I dunno, those things seem to get in the way all the time, or end up where they shouldn't be... |
yep, that they do |
Yeah but he can pee in the woods without fear of poison ivy. |
There is that! Oh! And let's not forget that whole writing-his-name-in-the-snow trick. 
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ghettoelleth
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So progressive reasoning tells me the following
Reason #4 Not having a penis in your vagina.
Of course, that may not be progressive reasoning speaking, that may be a blinding fear of further procreation.
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| VanatheEverYoung wrote: | | Yavanie wrote: | | krazykataave wrote: | C-Career in future: Historic archaeologist
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My degree is as aclassical anthropologist, specialization in American Southwest archaeology.
Jobs I've actually held: Park Ranger, Mortgage Loan Closer, Land Title closing assistant, Document Preparation tech for a Mortgage Law firm - I could not only read a land survey, I could tell the surveyor how to do it. But alas, unless you want to teach or you win the lottery, you can volunteer for lots of stuff but NO one will pay you to do what you love ('cause they can always get starving college student for peanuts and retirees for free). Good luck (if you can swing it, enjoy it!). |
Thanks for dashing my hopes, Yavanie. J/K I knew when I changed my major to History that I would have two career options; professor, curator. I'm hoping for the latter. But, I added Political Science double major in there, so maybe I can get a relatively interesting job in Washington D.C. |
Did I mention I was a park ranger in Wash. DC? Best summer of my life!!! My sister works in DC, as an attorney for the government. Everyone she knows is a lawyer or was a lawyer now some sort of politician or political activist. Law and history would be great backgrounds for that climate!!! Curator was also on my list, again they pay next to nothing or want volunteers. My sons schools want me to become a docent at the local museum so I can do classroom workshops for them. I guess the rewards are greater than money, right???
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