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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | If you write it, they will come. |
Mantra for a good smut writer. 
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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  y'all give me the vapors...
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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The vapours, hmm, doesn one take laudunum for that? lol, this is so off topic, but sometimes I long for the days of old when all one had to do for a headache was drink some absynth or fire up the hookah. We all would have looked so lovely, lying supine in an opium den with our nubile young elves cooling us with rice paper fans and telling us how pretty we are. lol, I finally got to the smut part of my story, can you tell?
So.. yeah....betas, betas are good.
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Viv
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | The vapours, hmm, doesn one take laudunum for that? lol, this is so off topic, but sometimes I long for the days of old when all one had to do for a headache was drink some absynth or fire up the hookah. We all would have looked so lovely, lying supine in an opium den with our nubile young elves cooling us with rice paper fans and telling us how pretty we are. lol, I finally got to the smut part of my story, can you tell?
So.. yeah....betas, betas are good. |
Like that scene from "From Hell" where JD is nekkid in the bath and preparing his little hot toddy? Oh to have been a bubble and su...
Yeah. Betas kick ass. |
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Alassante
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Really ladies (and I use that term very loosely) I am shocked and appalled that you are behaving in such wanton and unladylike ways. You are impudent and should be punished. You should feel shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Us southern girls, do not behave in such manners. I myself feel the vapors coming on.
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | Really ladies (and I use that term very loosely) I am shocked and appalled that you are behaving in such wanton and unladylike ways. You are impudent and should be punished. You should feel shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Us southern girls, do not behave in such manners. I myself feel the vapors coming on. |
Ahem, I was just reading your chapter Al, you know, the one with the horse, the balrog in fishnets and the big guy with the whip and the giant tube of astroglide??
I just noticed, we need to get Viv a glass of ice water.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Alassante wrote: | Really ladies (and I use that term very loosely) I am shocked and appalled that you are behaving in such wanton and unladylike ways. You are impudent and should be punished. You should feel shame. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Us southern girls, do not behave in such manners. I myself feel the vapors coming on. |
Ahem, I was just reading your chapter Al, you know, the one with the horse, the balrog in fishnets and the big guy with the whip and the giant tube of astroglide??
I just noticed, we need to get Viv a glass of ice water. |
EXCUSE ME - That was a naked writhing Balrog SLAYER not the damn Balrog. Left him at home guarding Haldir who is chained to the wall covered in honey with a whole lot of kittens around. Jeesh! Keep up.
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DarkElfChilde
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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I feel lost at the moment...
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| DarkElfChilde wrote: | | I feel lost at the moment... |
It's simple really DEC, a simple thread such as this one gets dragged through the mud by this bunch of "ladies". You will find that a couple of my threads end up that way. Like the one about elf ears that soon turned into elf pubic hair. How I do not know but these people always end up at the same place.
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DarkElfChilde
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You're like one of those bug zappers. They see a thread that you make and become attracted to it.
That just made me want to watch a Bug's Life... 
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| DarkElfChilde wrote: | You're like one of those bug zappers. They see a thread that you make and become attracted to it.
That just made me want to watch a Bug's Life... |
Which brings us back around to "If you write it they will come"
Huh, how about that, it's the circle of life, Simba 
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It's more like a web! Just call me Shelob for short.
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