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ghettoelleth
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Do elves sweat?
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DarkElfChilde
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After a long steamy session with DEC. 
Actually, I'm not sure...but I bet they do.
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ghettoelleth
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lmao, what a question!? But seriously, do elves sweat?
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DarkElfChilde
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:59 am Post subject: |
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I don't know...hopefully someone will have the answer for you...and me.
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| I don't think so but don't quote me. |
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:27 am Post subject: |
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Damn, and I was just getting ready to write. As glorfindel's taut body began to sweat from the exertion because Scribe said it would
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DarkElfChilde
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LOL...no comment.
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ghettoelleth
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This may just work though Deccums, I've been trying to get Glorfindel to take his pants off all week, maybe Scribe can entice him.
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DarkElfChilde
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If you say so. Just put it in anyway...make it hot.
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ghettoelleth
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ok ok, but I need to know if it's going to be slidey or not
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-cries- DEC dunno...
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miriel361
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No, I don't think they do....
My reasoning but I can't give you quotes:
Elves feel neither heat nor cold ( there are references in LOTR for this... but I don't know any off hand). Therefore they would not to sweat in order to cool themselves down. Humans are very fragile creatures.... we have to keep our temperature within a certain range.
We also sweat in order to kill virus and bacteria in our bodies. Elves do not get ill or have infections.
Thirdly, in the places where we tend to sweat prolifcally ie. armpits and groins we have hair. The general consensus is that elves do not have body hair... although this is an ongoing debate I believe.
On the other hand, we humans release pheronomes into the air via our sweat... so if elves didn't sweat they would need to have an alternative.. Which may also be an argument since the professor often insinuated that elves were not particularly sexual creatures.
Having said all that...we all twist the creed when necessary and believe me Glorfindel is one hot elf with or without sweat. |
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ghettoelleth
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Thanx Miriel, oil it is then 
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:44 am Post subject: |
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| I have nothing against a well-oiled elf! |
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Thirdly, in the places where we tend to sweat prolifcally ie. armpits and groins we have hair. The general consensus is that elves do not have body hair... although this is an ongoing debate I believe. |
WHAT?! I'm not sure I'm enjoying the mental pictures I'm receiving....no, I'm sure....I'm NOT.  |
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