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sindohte
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Yeah, we just need to overlook that unfortunate little incident in Numenor. As for gifts, I think ole Annatar had something nice hidden under his robes  A real fine gift indeed.
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Eruanna
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[quote="sindohte"]Yeah, we just need to overlook that unfortunate little incident in Numenor. As for gifts, I think ole Annatar had something nice hidden under his robes A real fine gift indeed.[/quote]
Sindohte:
A gift? Or was he gifted with something with which he bestows "gifts?"
Sounds like a plot bunny to me...
--Eruanna
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NancyBrooke
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| Viv wrote: | | NancyBrooke wrote: | D) Dwarf (P  F) |
Nancy, what's so wrong with dwarves getting nookie!? Poor cute Gimli, all alone... |
Nothin'  ... I'm just teasing the one or two Gimli fans that are out there. 
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Viv
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | Nothin' ... I'm just teasing the one or two Gimli fans that are out there. |
There's another one?!  |
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PoweroftheBook
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Yup, right here. 
I can certainly appreciate the ethereal beauty of Elves, but there's just something about hairy chests and beards.
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:37 pm Post subject: Elves and their beards (not talking about Cirdan here) |
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[quote="PoweroftheBook"]Yup, right here.
I can certainly appreciate the ethereal beauty of Elves, but there's just something about hairy chests and beards.
Regards,
The Power of the Book [/quote]
Just FYI:
Since the movie for many of us has seared images in our mind's eyes of the actors who played the elves, how do we reconcile this:
Celeborn, Haldir and Elrond all have very dark brows and thick five o'clock shadows! LOL!
All on can say is that I am sure a good chest waxing, a closer shave and a heavier application of face powder would better prepare them for their elvish roles. The only truly "beardless" looking elf actor is Orlando Bloom. I certainly buy him playing an elf. Rumour has it that he had to wear a chest rug in the upcoming film "Kingdom of Heaven."
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: Elves and their beards (not talking about Cirdan here) |
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| Eruanna wrote: |
Just FYI:
Since the movie for many of us has seared images in our mind's eyes of the actors who played the elves, how do we reconcile this:
Celeborn, Haldir and Elrond all have very dark brows and thick five o'clock shadows! LOL!
All on can say is that I am sure a good chest waxing, a closer shave and a heavier application of face powder would better prepare them for their elvish roles. The only truly "beardless" looking elf actor is Orlando Bloom. I certainly buy him playing an elf. Rumour has it that he had to wear a chest rug in the upcoming film "Kingdom of Heaven."
--Eruanna |
That must say something about me then because the only one out of those you listed that I don't find even remotely attractive is Orlando Bloom. Not that he didn't look like my idea of Legolas from reading the books. As I've said before on another thread, the majority of the characters were exactly as I'd pictured them when I first read LOTR.
And my opinions on Hugo Weaving as Elrond are also duly noted throughout various threads 
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: Elves and their beards (not talking about Cirdan here) |
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That must say something about me then because the only one out of those you listed that I don't find even remotely attractive is Orlando Bloom. Not that he didn't look like my idea of Legolas from reading the books. As I've said before on another thread, the majority of the characters were exactly as I'd pictured them when I first read LOTR.
And my opinions on Hugo Weaving as Elrond are also duly noted throughout various threads [/quote]
Weavil:
You sly fox! You must love those dark-tressed beauties!
Vapours! I have oft remarked, "Oh, Elbereth, had they put Hugo Weaving's GORGEOUS elf wig on Craig Parker, I would have wept tears of joy right there in the theatre!" (sigh) Ai, Eru, those braided raven tresses...
I know all elf-boys but Cirdan had beards. Strange, huh?
Personally, I love real human men with that lovely bluish cast to their closely-shaven faces.  (sigh)
I admit that Mr. Bloom does look so young, perhaps that why us (grins) older gals admire the more mature beauties of the cast.
There is so much Legomania out there...
Oddly, both Mr. Csokas and Mr. Parker have dark hair in real life. I know Celeborn is stated to have silver hair, but why did they blonde out Haldir and Legolas? Not from the house of Finarfin, are they?
Anyhow... (winks)
--Eruanna[/quote]
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Spacey, you like Hugo Weaving as Elrond? Well rope my feet and call me doggie. Ya learn something new every day. Who'd have thought?
Butterflie person. Welcome to OSA!!! I'm so sorry my minion have hi-jacked your thread. I will round them up now and we will return to the seventh circle. Sorry, and enjoy your stay!
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:31 pm Post subject: Sorry, Summer, got carried away... |
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[quote="ghettoelleth"]Spacey, you like Hugo Weaving as Elrond? Well rope my feet and call me doggie. Ya learn something new every day. Who'd have thought?
Butterflie person. Welcome to OSA!!! I'm so sorry my minion have hi-jacked your thread. I will round them up now and we will return to the seventh circle. Sorry, and enjoy your stay! [/quote]
Sorry, Summer, I got out of control...welcome to the archives. As you can see--we have a good time! --Eruanna
...and, you, Alassante, I know you are ready to draw your knives on me...but I have the most impressive collection of Lego-phenalia out there! I have the Sideshow Toys large figure (Gosh, at $125USD), many little 6" dolls, and my sister gave me the 20" talking Legolas for Christmas! It's hilarious! See! I really DO like Legolas. (quails in fear!)
My husband got me the little Second Age elf helm key chain. It's lovely and I wear it on a necklace now.
It is just that there are so damned few goodies of the other LOTR beauties out there... (winks)
--Eruanna
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sindohte
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| Eruanna wrote: | | sindohte wrote: | | Yeah, we just need to overlook that unfortunate little incident in Numenor. As for gifts, I think ole Annatar had something nice hidden under his robes A real fine gift indeed. |
Sindohte:
A gift? Or was he gifted with something with which he bestows "gifts?"
Sounds like a plot bunny to me...
--Eruanna |
I probably should run away kicking and screaming before that bad plot bunny bites me. There is a decided lack of quality Annatar smut out there. 
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Olivia
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Hiya Summerbutterflie I'm new here too. Welcome!
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:40 am Post subject: Re: Sorry, Summer, got carried away... |
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| Eruanna wrote: | | ...and, you, Alassante, I know you are ready to draw your knives on me..--Eruanna |
oooh, white girls in a knife fight, now there's something we don't see everyday in the ghetto.
| Quote: | | There is a decided lack of quality Annatar smut out there. |
Annatar smut *sigh* I hope Andreth's feeling better soon. *sniff*
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As said by others, Welcome! enjoy this place, but warning: it's addictive!!!!
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Alassante
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| Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:26 am Post subject: Re: Sorry, Summer, got carried away... |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Eruanna wrote: | | ...and, you, Alassante, I know you are ready to draw your knives on me..--Eruanna |
oooh, white girls in a knife fight, now there's something we don't see everyday in the ghetto.
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Euranna - I have no knives.  I am too sweet and innocent so I have others who are tougher and meaner to protect my delicate self. Ghetto - get her! 
Seriously - I understand that everyone does not like Legolas or Orlando Bloom. I don't like some of the main characters myself (not telling who or I will get lynched!) To each his own. I didn't like Haldir until I read a great story about him and now he seems kinda hot. (thanks Zee) And Glorfindel - knew nothing about him until someone is writing a story with him in it and gave me a lecture of who he is (thanks Ghetto). Now I want to know more. On this site you will learn about different characters
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