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Alassante
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:
Alassante wrote:
VanatheEverYoung wrote:
Shocked

Alassante!

Naughty!!!

No ... wait ... you probably like that. Twisted Evil


You guys are soooo destroying my reputation!! People actually no longer believe I am sweet and innocent!! Shocked


pfft, right, look at her wiggle. She's in my IMs right now wanting to know what's better to grease a walrus up with, baby oil or astroglide


No darn wonder you gave me such a crappy answer!! It wasn't a WALRUS....geez...

At least I don't ask if you can lick maple syrup off a balrog slayer then wanted some poor guy down the street to test it out!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DarkElfChilde wrote:
wtf


That's what I've been thinking through most of this thread so far.

Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
DarkElfChilde wrote:
wtf


That's what I've been thinking through most of this thread so far.

Cool


Okay here is the sitch so you can all understand. Ghetto said I had asked her how to grease a walrus up with, baby oil or astroglide. Which in fact I didn't ask her. I asked how to grease something up but it wasn't a walrus!! Which explains her goofball answer - why would you want to do that, aren't they gross enough without baby oil/astroglide. I didn't want to appear stupid so I didn't say a word. However, i did use both baby oil and astroglide on unnamed object and it was a freaking mess. Sad

She on the other hand was asking in a previous thread asked what to grease a Balrog slayer with and I think she ended up using maple syrup. To test out the ability to lick maple syrum off a man's skin, she asked a 21 year old male model down the street from her house to test it out. Shocked It may not work on Balrog Slayers but it works on hot models. Very Happy

So tell me which one is really in the wrong here!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're both going to burn
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:
We're both going to burn


I hope this isn't what Scribe was talking about flaming anyone. Do you think??
Flamed Flamed Flamed Flamed Flamed Flamed Flamed Flamed

Scribe if you are reading this, it wasn't me. Angel I SWEAR. It was ghetto, she is such a bad influence.
Fallen angel
Dragging me down a path straight to hell.......kicking and screaming dragging I might add!!! Flamed Ask Vana and Space - they will back me up on this. She is dragging us all straight to hell I say!! Can I hear an AMEN???

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Psst Ghetto.... do you think Scribe bought it? I mean seriously, she doesn't read our posts does she? I mean she is an important busy woman! Why would she waste time reading our silly ramblings? Right??
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It isn't really Ghetto's fault, Al. It is....




























































































































































































Mine!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


- DEC the Terrible

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alassante wrote:
Psst Ghetto.... do you think Scribe bought it? I mean seriously, she doesn't read our posts does she? I mean she is an important busy woman! Why would she waste time reading our silly ramblings? Right??


Riiiiight, very busy....going through each new story posted and doing a word search for words like 'throb' and 'pulse' can be quite time consuming Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghettoelleth wrote:
Alassante wrote:
Psst Ghetto.... do you think Scribe bought it? I mean seriously, she doesn't read our posts does she? I mean she is an important busy woman! Why would she waste time reading our silly ramblings? Right??


Riiiiight, very busy....going through each new story posted and doing a word search for words like 'throb' and 'pulse' can be quite time consuming Wink


WOW she does that??? I bet she has fun with my stories. Wait none of mine pulse. Only throb. They harden though. WAIT - AM I on the rambling thread?? Sorry - wrong thread.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"nyway, so instead of cutting, i guess i'm saying " write more". ah, i see in my in box you have. will go check that out."

YA

This is what I got today after writing a 20+ page chapter. I love my beta! Big Hug Big Hug Big Hug Bawl Bawl

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fly without a net most of the time, but my muse and inspiration, Maram68 frequently reads drivel-in-progress and keeps me from posting particularly craptastic stuff in public. Today she read something and had the following comment:

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You are allowed to leave Gimli's pants on (for now).


Yes, ma'am.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, boy... LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viv wrote:
I fly without a net most of the time, but my muse and inspiration, Maram68 frequently reads drivel-in-progress and keeps me from posting particularly craptastic stuff in public. Today she read something and had the following comment:

Quote:
You are allowed to leave Gimli's pants on (for now).


Yes, ma'am.


Elentari wrote:
Oh, boy... LOL


I really meant it.

And when that wonderful piece comes to light, you'll see for yourselves and get dwarf-desires, you non-believers!!!!

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maram68 wrote:

I really meant it.

And when that wonderful piece comes to light, you'll see for yourselves and get dwarf-desires, you non-believers!!!!

Very Happy


Ma'am, I am not quite so far gone as to disagree with ya. Wink

Nor will I be sad to see it myself.
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