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Hellion
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 Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:40 am Post subject: Hellion has left the train wreck. |
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My intro to Fanfic was about a month before I joined here. Slash is like a train wreck. You know you shouldn't look. But you know you do and then you suffer the nightmares of poor Legolas. Well I looked for about a month.. (slow learner here) then turned back into the light and found here.
The writing is creative and so carefully written. The tender love and care the writers are given prevent anything but the best to appear. I promise to rate and review from this day forward...
Signed,
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Yavanie
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OOH she stays! read and review, I can personally attest to well written stories here, read and enjoyed many. (and reviewed )
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome Miss Hellion. Your name is scary but your avvie boy is ooooohhhhhhh tho thexy.
Welcome to OSA. Remember, Ghetto, good, Alassante, evil, Arta, sweet, Dec, sour, Spacey, smart, Rocheron, wears a helmet when he types.
And now ladies and gentlemen, its once again time for the lovable, the squishable the OOOH-WHERE'D-YOU-GET-THEM-PLATFORM-WINGTIPS-LUCIOUS Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig PIMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN"
Forest Middle Earth Journals: Celeborn
Remember, for the more bladder challenged, depends are recommended. THANK YOU OSAAAAAAAAA 
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | Welcome Miss Hellion. Your name is scary but your avvie boy is ooooohhhhhhh tho thexy.
Welcome to OSA. Remember, Ghetto, good, Alassante, evil, Arta, sweet, Dec, sour, Spacey, smart, Rocheron, wears a helmet when he types. |
Judging from her name, she will like me best!!
Be careful Hellion. Stay away from the wrong crowd coughcoughghettocoughcough. Some of them have warped minds. If you are looking for non-slash this is the best place to be. Of course, they haven't gotten rid of the smut!! Which is good! 
OSA is a great place - if you need any help fitting in see this forum thread - I go over the top ten ways to get along at the OSA. Being a non-fan of SLASH, you will appreciate the last one.
http://www.openscrolls.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1437&start=0
If you need any help with anything post it in general forum. You can ask anything from "Do elves sweat?" to "Who is hotter Legolas or Haldir?" Actually the first one is a genuine thread on there I think.
And watch out for people like Ghetto - she just hangs out to pimp her story!!! Give her long enough, she will pimp yours too. I think she gets a cut of the profit. What's 25% of nothing again, Ghetto??
Just a note here - I have only been here a little over a month and have posted 400 times!!!!!!! OMG Do you think that means I talk too much???
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Rocheron
Joined: 03 Dec 2004
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Location: Seeking the fellowship of Men, Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves.
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | Welcome to OSA. Remember, Ghetto, good, Alassante, evil, Arta, sweet, Dec, sour, Spacey, smart, Rocheron, wears a helmet when he types.
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It's just incase I can't duck all the flying $#!t around here 
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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See now, you were doing so well....
ahh well YaYa, guess its back to the ball gag and whip for the guy from the Riddermark.
By the way, I almost forgot.
Big Pimpin;
AranisOrangeBlossom Lies and uhm, errr, poo well, find it at All Stories first page.
And no, I'm not blonde, I tried once, it turned welfare orange.
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | See now, you were doing so well....
ahh well YaYa, guess its back to the ball gag and whip for the guy from the Riddermark.
By the way, I almost forgot.
Big Pimpin;
AranisOrangeBlossom Lies and uhm, errr, poo well, find it at All Stories first page.
And no, I'm not blonde, I tried once, it turned welfare orange. |
SEE You never pimp my stories!! Even the ones like 3 below Artanis' on the first page!! Well your pimping worked. I saw that Hellion has read your story.
Rocheron, if you ever need back up where this one is concerned - PM me. We could take her!! 
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | ghettoelleth wrote: | See now, you were doing so well....
ahh well YaYa, guess its back to the ball gag and whip for the guy from the Riddermark.
By the way, I almost forgot.
Big Pimpin;
AranisOrangeBlossom Lies and uhm, errr, poo well, find it at All Stories first page.
And no, I'm not blonde, I tried once, it turned welfare orange. |
SEE You never pimp my stories!! |
Nor mine  
Anyway, welcome to OSA Hellion. That is if this lot haven't scared you off by now. 
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:13 am Post subject: |
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Welcome, Hellion.
I see the newbie welcome wagon has been here; don't worry: we're not all like that (and many even use helpful punctuation in our posts, unlike) --
| Quote: | | Remember, Ghetto, good, Alassante, evil, Arta, sweet, Dec, sour, Spacey, smart, Rocheron, wears a helmet when he types. |
And big points for vowing to read/review. It's what keeps us all going; that, a huge vat of mocha coffee drinks, and thoughts of naked Boromir. 
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Hellion
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
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Location: Connecticut
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:29 am Post subject: |
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Thank you for the warm greeting! I will try to reply to all questions and statements...... here goes.
To the Rocheron the helmet wearer. A lot of poo must be flung your way to have to be THAT safe.. that is scarier then my name.
Ghetto, as for the my name being scary... well... I was called Hellion by some guy I dated who was a "Master" of bondage and discipline.. what a joke. I scared him and hence the name. Ha! What a man. Can I borrow the ball gag to use on him if I ever see him again?
No one will ever have a need to pimp my story because I do not write. I am a reader. My theory is that a book is of no value unless it is over a 1000 pages. And yes... if there is good clean smut gracing the pages then all the better.
What makes Alassante, evil?
And to "Who is hotter Legolas or Haldir?" They are both hot but I will always love a man or in this case elf in uniform... So for me it is Haldir.
Nancy... I will sit back, drink my morning coffee and do as instructed and have thoughts of a naked Boromer... ahhhh  |
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DarkElfChilde
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Hi, I'm DEC the sour one...the sour one...wait...why do I have to be the sour one ghetto? 
I'm DEC the wise one.
- DEC
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Alassante
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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What makes Alassante, evil?
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Who knows .....I was falsely accused. That's my story and I am sticking to it!!! 
And Nancy, we don't love Ghetto for her punctuation.  We love her because, well, she's Ghetto!! Her punctuation is usually flawless on her stories so she stores up all of the bad punctuation and it has to come out sometime 
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ghettoelleth
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Just so I don't get in trouble for never being ON topic in the furst place. "Hellion"
There, now on to what matters to me.....
(SO kidding here, Hi Hellion baby, mind if I pee a circle around your thread?)
What makes Alassante, evil?
Because Satan has an autographed picture of her in his gym locker?
Nancy....Nancy Nancy....pretty lil Nancy...The important thing to remember here is that no one was hurt comma maimed comma or killed exclamation point  Well, except for YaYa, but I've already sent her a red teddy and some clown shoes...for Ro...To wear...Cuz, ain't nothing sexier then a Marshall of the Riddermark... in red lace... and clown feetuses. (look at all o' them dots, Nancy)
Dec, it's the circle of life, Simba, sometimes you have to take this shit just cuz its funny, learn to deal.
Space, there is a special place beyond the Doors of Night for warm slutty fibbers like THAT. May Eru bless your eternally-destined-to-dwell-in-the-void-with-Steve-ass!
Vana? Oh wait, she's not here. DAMMIT VANA, get in here and take like goddess of the Ainur, would you please?
Okay, bustin' out the 8track player and bumpin' the big bad sounds of Kool n' the Gang, Holly wood Swangin'! Cuz it's time for Big PIMIN"!!! and I have even brought you the links so you don't have to lift your wrists up mah ninjas
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1527
The lovely, the ever Sluttily Warm, or is that Warmly Slutty? SpaceWeavil of the tongue on FIRE with lies. and her lovely story of sixth age shenanigans in Minas Tirith. Eomer on the dole *shivers with excitement*
And now, the moment we've aaaalllll been waiting for, grab your drool buckets boys and girls. From the woman who wields Orophin like a Popeil Pocket P**(&*(&^((** (yes, somethings are even too filthy for me to spell out without fear)
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1538
I haven't read past the first chap yet cuz I'm so busy PIMPIN DA HOES but I'll stake my life on it, there be sex in that story, I kin smell it! Alassante's newest fic the King had some se.....er The Elf And Future King
Ahhhh, Was it as good for you all as it was for me????
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SpaceWeavil
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: |
Space, there is a special place beyond the Doors of Night for warm slutty fibbers like THAT. May Eru bless your eternally-destined-to-dwell-in-the-void-with-Steve-ass! |
The void isn't so bad. Compared to a two hour tutorial on the sources of Scottish legislation, in fact, it's quite appealing
(Btw, over 1000 forum posts! Yay!)
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VanatheEverYoung
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject: |
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 Hi, Hellion! Welcome to OSA!
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Vana? Oh wait, she's not here. DAMMIT VANA, get in here and take like goddess of the Ainur, would you please? |
There is a very good reason I was not here.
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Welcome to OSA. Remember, Ghetto, good, Alassante, evil, Arta, sweet, Dec, sour, Spacey, smart, Rocheron, wears a helmet when he types. |
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