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SecretKeeper
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| Rocheron wrote: | OK.
Farmer Maggot. . .
1. Runs an entire farm, including keeping hobbits, Merry and Pippin, out of the mushrooms.
2. Does not sponge off his kids, sorry Gaffer.
3. Faced down a Black Rider.
Now Ghetto who would you have Steve faceoff with?
Now brother battle smack down.
Rumil & Orophin
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the Elves! GAHHHHHHHHH! Oky, now that's done.
I say, TIE! I mean come on, how can you judge those two sets of brothers? They're technically evenly matched. Rumil and Orophin, I bet they're a set of straight-laced, mature (ehhh) elves while Elladan and Elrohir are almost the opposite except they're unpredictable. I'm sorry but it's a tie.
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Eyborg
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, so who's next? 
BTW SecretKeeper, if you would like more Merry avatars, I could help you out. I make my own in my "Paint" program. 
But your Merry looks absolutely beautiful!  |
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SecretKeeper
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Thank you, I'll remember that. Is it my turn? Hmmm.......well we've done dragons, spiders, maira, valar, elves, men and hobbits. Did we do dwarves? I think we did but for fun...
BALIN VERSUS GIMLI
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Eyborg
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Yeah, dwarf fight! 
I say Gimli. Balin went to Moria & got himself killed, while Gimli went to Moria & didn't. So, Gimli. 
How about:
Legolas vs. that Fëanor dude? |
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SecretKeeper
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Feanor.
Legolas is a pretty boy and we love him but really before Feanor had the Silmarillion complex he did a lot more. Plus, he had a bit of an edge not that Legolas doesn't but you know.... I'm only in it for Orlando Bloom.
Anywho...hmm..................... jeeze so many pairings already. Hmm.......I'm thinking of another dwarf one or at least something unique but my head is on a different planet thanks to four and half hours of sleep. Hmmmmm.................Tom Bombadil versus Fangorn.
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Alassante
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| SecretKeeper wrote: | Feanor.
Legolas is a pretty boy and we love him but really before Feanor had the Silmarillion complex he did a lot more. Plus, he had a bit of an edge not that Legolas doesn't but you know.... I'm only in it for Orlando Bloom.
Anywho...hmm..................... jeeze so many pairings already. Hmm.......I'm thinking of another dwarf one or at least something unique but my head is on a different planet thanks to four and half hours of sleep. Hmmmmm.................Tom Bombadil versus Fangorn. |
Fangorn because everyone who had read the FOTR would be helping them. Geez I hated that chapter.
Deagol Vs. Sam
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Yavanie
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Deagol Vs. Sam |
Sam, he had better taste in companions.
okay,
Bilbo vs the Gaffer
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ArtanisOrangeBlossom
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Gaffer. it seems like he would throw something like mug or something. *shrugs* lol i just like the Gaffer though. *shrugs again*
Hobbit fighting then?
allrighty..
Goldberry vs. Rosie Cotton |
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MaglorRedeemed
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Goldberry is a sort of naiad/river nymph and probably has fair control over the elements (unless I've been reading too many Mary Sue stories with OMG TEH NIMF as their heroine.) Rosie, however resilient is still just a hobbit. So Goldberry.
Glaurung or Smaug?
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SecretKeeper
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Glaurung or Smaug?
Jeeze.....must read books more. I know Smaug's a dragon but I don't like his name. It's sound like "smog" and I don't like "smog". But then again, if he's a dragon that breathes fire then yeah...Smaug fits him. But if I were to judge them on name bases (hehehe yeah....) Glaurung sounds pretty but it also sound like "glad you rung"....making me think of that tall guy from the Adams family that said "you rang." Hmmm.......
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inglor
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Smaug might have a chance being airborn, but I think Glaurung being the Father of Dragons just might bend him over his knee and give him a proper whipping he'd never forget.
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SecretKeeper
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Okay Inglor, I'll go with what you said, your turn.
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inglor
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9 Nazgul (with Fell Beasts) vs the 7 Balrogs (the number the Prof finally decided on)
My money is on the Firey Ones...
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Eyborg
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Yeah, I go with the Balrogs... they're scary. 
Galadriel vs. Goldberry? |
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ArtanisOrangeBlossom
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Goldberry! She'd kick her legs out!
LOL
umm...
Lurtz vs Balin (those were randomly chosen by my mother but i like it.) |
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