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inglor
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: |
I don't know if this is true and don't want to find out, but when I did self defence classes ages ago and was learning all the best places to whack someone to cause as much pain as possible, I was told that it's equally if not more painful to kick a woman in the groin area. Like I said though, I've no personal experience, other than this martial artsy woman telling me that. |
Maybe so but I have a hard time believing it just because the testes are so sensitive to pressure. It goes from pleasant to painful in a hurry, and the pain doesn't just stop, it lingers. A swift kick can ache for hours.
How did this thread degenerate into how painful a nut shot could be 
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Amlee
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Location: Alabama
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THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR !!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then
drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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Yavanie
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Oh Amlee,
if only that'd be real!!!
that sounds so like my day today!!!!
(currently free to good home: one labrador retriever who retrieved all the cooked ground meat that was supposed to be our dinner and ate it!)
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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ouch. at least now that i have my own apartment, i look after ONLY myself. and whatever friends happen to be over. not to mention the dog. and then i take care of my parents when they screw up an electricity powered appliance. and the bills. and whatever needs to be done for tomorow. and then bf and i go and have fun - which sometimes is, and sometimes no.
hmmm. at least i don't have kids though - I PITY ALL OF YOU WITH KIDS! [/size[size=7]](and then in really small letters i laugh at you cuz you have 'em   )
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LuthienTinuviel
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Location: Dancing in the clouds.
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | inglor wrote: | It is a hard pain to describe, its like nausea but sharper, more like a real hard ache. The pain takes over the whole area, from the inside out, not just localized to the testes. Most unlpeasant. I have seen people throw up after being hit hard. I don't think there is a female equivalent. But you guys give birth and have periods so I ain't complaining
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I don't know if this is true and don't want to find out, but when I did self defence classes ages ago and was learning all the best places to whack someone to cause as much pain as possible, I was told that it's equally if not more painful to kick a woman in the groin area. Like I said though, I've no personal experience, other than this martial artsy woman telling me that. |
As a child I was quite a tomboy, make that wild tomboy, I used to have fights with boys much bigger and stronger than I am, never mind I always lose -_- and I can testify to that.
He nailed me right...'there'. Ouch. Can't explain the pain....but ouch.
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FallingIntoStrangers
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Ouch!
I was a cheerleader for freshman year and when I was up in the pyramid I fell and the heel of my sneakers went right up into my ...well ya know... I thought I was gonna die it hurt so bad....
Until I gave birth, that was the worst pain I had ever felt.... contractins are the worst thing ever... well except when I first got there and the nurse was trying to put an IV in my wrist and she couldnt get it in and she kept diggin and digging and digging first one wrist then the other, then back to ther other.... I was in agony... finnaly another nurse came in and got it on the first try!@!!!!!
It's weird, I was in so much pain through the whole ordeal, but yu wouldn't have known it. I never made a sound. I don't even remember it.... Finnlay I asked for an epidural, btu only because they had me on Pitossin of whatver.... The epidural was sooooooooooooooooo wonderful, didnt even feel the needle going in..... then I popped out my daughter 30 minutes later... I went from 4 centimeteres dilated to 10 in like seconds..... glad that was over with....
Downside.... when the epidural wore off, my right leg took alonger time to come back than my left and I still have problems with it to this day... but it was worth it....
Oh and I want my 10 minutes back for that Little Yellow Joke....
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ArtanisOrangeBlossom
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okay I got a joke ( i recieved this in an email...lol so it's not written from my POV)
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of
the
girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so
she pulled out a $10
bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 Bill and
stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20
bill. She called the
guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his
other butt cheek.
Another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50
bill. I'm worried
about
the way things are going, but fortunately, she just
stuck it to one of
his
butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things
are going, the guy
gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is
focused on me, and the
guy is
egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached
for my wallet......
What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the
crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and
went home! |
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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now that's one smart woman!
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DreadLadyFreya
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ghettoelleth
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You all are just so wrong on so very many levels (pfft. check it, Ghetto, the voice of reason)
YaYa, that is one sexy redheaded beta woman there honey.
Do NOT beta that sentece either! (or that one)
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Viv is so good, she makes me doubt my sanity sometimes.
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Texasgirl
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Viv is so good, she makes me doubt my sanity sometimes. |
doubt your sanity?!?! WE established you were insane by the time you made your second post ghetto!
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