Hellion has left the train wreck.

Viv · Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject:

So, I came to this thread because someone *coughAlassantecough* promised me comma-talk (which is like pillow-talk for editors; hey, eveybody needs a geek). However, I detect no scintillating comma-talk. Just more story pimpage (and I'd like to concur with the pimpage of Ghetto's Wet Balrog Scene. Go, go read how Glorfindel gets off. It's illuminating).

At any rate, there's something much better than commas here: Fresh meats! Er, I mean, new member! Welcome!

There are lots of things to do around here (i.e., ways to get in trouble). Check out the Quizzes (on nav bar on the main page) and the Challenges (bottom left of main page). I'm one of the Challenge admins, so if you have a question or a suggestion, feel free to PM me.

And if you really want to torment yourself, you can read my fic. But I wouldn't recommend it. Smile

miriel361 · Joined: 10 Jun 2003 Posts: 417

welcome...

this is a lovely place to hang around, curl up in a cosy corner and read, or romp through a sunny meadow with the elf of your choice.

miriel

Hellion · Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 12 Location: Connecticut

This place feels like home. Oh the insanity. Makes everything so cozy.

Twisted Evil

ZeeDrippyVessel · Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 144 Location: deep south

I do not know what comma talk is. My beta tells me I can't place one for snot! (it's NOT a breath mark, Zee!)

Nor have I pimped my fic. Should I?

My apologies, Hellion... I have no fan club and I ask one not be formed due to the reasons that there are those who think my ego is too big anyway. Rolling Eyes

If I were to have a fanclub, I would chose a Chic-filet Cow to be the president. To watch them clutz around makes my day.

I shall say no more as I wish to continue to curry Scribe and Do's favor and GhettoElleth, get OFF the floor. I KNOW you got the joke!

Texasgirl · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:07 am Post subject:

hola hellion. as i actually have a life and a real job now unlike some other OSA lurkers *coughcoughghettocoughcoughalassantecoughcough* i now have an excuse as to why i haven't welcomed you until the third page of this. which is strange, for me. Hmmm

anyway, welcome to oSA ....yadda yadda yadda....you'd do well to watch out for most here - there are just those out there that would corrupt a newbie such as oyurself without any thought at all........ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GHETTO? Laughing

not that that's a bad thing......usually. Wink

oh yeah - and i don't know if anyones told you, but read zee's "empty vessel" if you want some DELICIOUS hal smut. Twisted Evil

oh yeah - and i love your avvie! Wink

TG

Alassante · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:03 am Post subject:

Hellion · Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 12 Location: Connecticut

Thanks for the welcome Texas girl. I work too so I know what lack of playtime feels like. And I'm to old to worry about being corrupted. If I haven't done it by now then it is to late to think about, let alone do it.

I have already read Zee's "Empty Vessel". Excellant story, starring my favorite elf. Any other story suggestions are most welcomed.

And I love your avvie too!

Twisted Evil

Viv · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject:

There's a too-spiffy feature on this site that lets members list their Recommendations. Mine are here:

http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/authors.php?what=2&no=6

Those are the 10 best stories on the site, in my opinion, though I will be updating that fairly soon (I revisit it every three or four months).

The site also keeps track of which stories appear on members' Recommendations lists most often, and those are listed here:

http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/latest.php?what=4

That might be a good place to start. There's also a Recommendations thread here on the forum. And of course, feel free to start specific recs threads, like Haldir Recs or something.

Eyborg · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

Looks like we wee hobbitses have failed to welcome you, Hellion! Shocked

Anyway, on the behalf of the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers of OSA, I bid you welcome. Very Happy

(I myself am mostly a pervy Merry & Pippin fancier). Twisted Evil

I've had enough of slash as well... that's why I came here. Not that I don't read slash (I do it sometimes, for a laugh), I just prefer het. Especially hobbit het, he he he (you don't see too much of that, really). Twisted Evil

LividWeed · Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 28 Location: South Africa

Have to put in my two cents' worth.

From one reader to another, Hellion, welcome to OSA.

Read your review of
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Because-I, Livid-Am-Not-A-Pimp's
story and I sympathise. However, I am thrilled to meet another
WIP sucker. Welcome to the club.

I say, maybe we should drop some subtle hints about updates
all over the forums? Maybe ghettoel...I mean She-Who-Etc. will read
them and take pity on little old ladies with only her story to lighten their
last days on earth.

Think she'll fall for that? Me neither. Pity.

Yavanie · Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 630 Location: Texas

Rumor has it she'll be posting again soon, see her response to the last reviews of her story.

Alassante · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: Hi

Viv · Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject:

Reading Scribe's work is one of life's guilty pleasures: publishable fiction for free! Zimraphel and miriel361 also write consistently good, should-be-printed-and-sold fiction.

Some day these uber-talented sorts are going to realize they could start charging for this stuff, and it will all vanish. Get it while it's hot.

LividWeed · Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 28 Location: South Africa

LividWeed · Joined: 14 Jan 2005 Posts: 28 Location: South Africa

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