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SpaceWeavil
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Texasgirl wrote: | | SilverMoonLady wrote: | | , sexy dwarves |
thanks silver......i've now been scared for life. let me go 
welcome lindy!
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Teeheehee  I'm gonna sic Viv on you.... 
Where is that piccie.... *hunts through old forum threads* |
Last time I saw it, it was on Viv's avvie....
Anyhow, hello to our new Newbie 
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SilverMoonLady
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yes! )) Still going to find the link for the *full-sized* piccie... But do go to Viv's member listing and see the pretty piccie... and then tell me there ain't no sexy dwarves about! 
*pats the poor neglected bunny spawned by that picture*
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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Yavs I can't find that story... |
Well, you can go to members and look up ghettoelleth and click on her little star, or well, technically it's "Part I Circle of Hands "if that helps. Like I said, I am not the genius that wrote it but have SO enjoyed the beta work and Ghetto hasn't popped in yet to pimp it, so for once, I beat her to the punch.....
enjoy!
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SecretKeeper
Joined: 12 Dec 2004
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Location: Cardinal Rule 1: Never state your location.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome to OSA, home to a welcoming commitee of, Tolkein and other fanatics....ish.....lol Yeah, just hiya and welcome.
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ghettoelleth
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Did someone say ghetto? S'up mah ninja's? Yaya, you little pimpmeistr you!
Welcome Lindelos, to the seventh circle of hell. Don't eat peanuts when you're reading Nancy's posts. If you're reading anything by Alassante, remember to breathe. If you don't want to be the only idiot in the room getting turned on during the mouth of Sauron scene, stay away from VV. Rocheron and Inglor are the only two guys that post regularly on the forums, (besides Rob, who is a guy, but not regular) and they absolutely ABHOR sexual innuendo.
That said, it's time for BigPimpin' Cue Ohio Players music....
Andreth, who is trying to secure my place in hell for me, is posting a really yummy thang called A Veiled Light
Ellie has restarted Crossroads of Time
ArtanisOrangeBlossom - Heaven
And finally, FINALLY! The dwarf is gonna take his pants off, I can just FEEL it....*she heard a dull thud as he opened his trousers*
Viv - Dwarven Dreams and Stranger Things gooooo FiFi!
Updates are on with Space, Vana, Zee and many more!
Love and hugs,
 Big Pimpin' *cue Kool and the Gang music*
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Lindelos
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: England
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| LOL!! Now I'm officially freaked. *giggles* Erm, yeah. Thanks for the welcome? |
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ghettoelleth
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I know, I am kinda scary, but don't worry, I tend to grow on you, like a fungus, wow, look at all these commas, Nancy, yo, look what I did, don't, ya, love, me?????
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| Lindelos wrote: | | LOL!! Now I'm officially freaked. |
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | I know, I am kinda scary, but don't worry |
You think it's you she's scared of! That's so cute ... 
| ghettoelleth wrote: | | , I tend to grow on you, like a fungus, wow, look at all these commas, Nancy, yo, look what I did, don't, ya, love, me????? |
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Lindelos
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
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Location: England
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| Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| NancyBrooke wrote: | | You think it's you she's scared of! That's so cute ... |
What... you think it's you I'm scared of?  You guys are so funny!  *becomes addicted to the smilies* hehehe.  |
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ghettoelleth
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You better behave Miss Nancy or I'll move the frame down an inch on Celebrimbor's picture and ruin you for all other men!
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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re: sexy dwarves *choke...die* and viv's avvie
that's one dwarf on steroids! he must be a 4 foot tall hunk of rock. he must be, what, 500 lbs? not interested, no fun - that's more bruises than i'm willing to endure!
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NancyBrooke
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:50 am Post subject: |
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 | ghettoelleth wrote: | | You better behave Miss Nancy or I'll move the frame down an inch on Celebrimbor's picture |
That is one scary Av ... torso all stretchy like that
| Quote: | | and ruin you for all other men! |
Bwa ha ha! fat chance. Many have tried ... only Boromir has succeeded!
Excluding Tommy the Hub, of course.
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | You better behave Miss Nancy or I'll move the frame down an inch on Celebrimbor's picture and ruin you for all other men! |
nancy might not want it - but the rest of us wouldn't mind, ghetto!
unfortunantely, i think that's against some avvie supreme rule. boohoo.
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell
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| Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| Lindelos wrote: | | *cough* yeah... hi... I'm new... erm... yeah... hi? |
Don't be scared. We haven't eaten a newbie yet. Although don't get too close to Ghetto, Sindohte and Texas...they all bite. Especially on Slam on Alassante Day. (which seems to be every other day of the week)
Welcome to the madness! You can thank Scribe for this insanity! I came crawling here after an overload of slash and MPREG stories on other sites! For every 1 Het one there were 25 Slash and 5 MPREGS <shudders>! This is the best site for stories and the coolest people.
Time to pimp stories, eh?
Viv - My next one to read is Dawn Twilight which is supposed to be so good!
You want funny, try:
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=9 - Snorg: Letters from Mordor
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=350 - Lord of the Glittering Harem
Space Weavil -  The ones I am reading next are The rest is Silence and a Tale of the sixth age
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1497 - Fell Beast
GhettoEllith:
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1493 - Circle of Hands - THUD .... Glofindel ..... Balrog Wet Dreams....Need I say more?
ArtanisOrangeBlossom - our little girl is growing up so fast!
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1555 -Heaven - her first multi chapter fiction
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1525 - Backside Gazing - How cute is this one??
VanaEverYoung
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1476 - The Trees Remember -
Good thing the trees remember cause I haven't seen Vana in a long time, I think she forgot us! 
DarkElfChild
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1486 - Legolas washed up on a beach - bound...nuff said
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1213 - Into Darkness My Moriquendi Makes me cry! 
I haven't been able to read their fics posted here yet but I have read others on else where, so I think their stories on this site have to be good!
Sindohte
MistressOfBucklebury
Maram68
Haleth
Elentari
Hathor
Andreth
Scribe
Gosh - did I miss anyone??? If I did, please forgive me. There are so many good writers on this site!!
Oh and feel free to read my stuff too!  My baby is the Elf and Future King - And we are all a bunch of review Ho's
I am beginning to think we need a seperate thread for newbies to start our pimp list!!
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ghettoelleth
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| Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Okay Al, now you just look slutty! *stomps off taking pimp smiley with her."
Oh, but wait, did you ever notice this???  ITS FRIKKEN STEVE! Yay Steve, well played son.
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