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ghettoelleth
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Hey Drew, z'up. Let me say in advance, pardon the highjack.
That said, bring in the beat box cuz it's official. I've fallen all the way down into the SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL 
I am the anti-Eru, may Illuvatar have mercy on my boxed set gotta catch 'em all complete home edition of 'The Maia, complete set of lesser gods in die cast metal" collection.
Ladies and gemmenen, s'up mah ninjas? The day has come when I, the ever so cool and sophisticated, Big Pimpin', am going to pimp...*sniff*...Hobbit smut.
(ahahhxshhahahssshfhrthehumanity8*(&*) <<In case you didn't know, that's Tengwar for alot of things that can't be said in front of the kids.
Miss Silver Moon Lady person up there, being all coy and warning about the loud mouths (as if, pfft). Well, I thought, I'll show her! I will read her Hobbit smut, leave a tepid review, and heckle her for giving us a hard time. But...I read said Hobbit smut...and a little journal thingy-mah-bobby. The journal thingy-mah-bobby made my eyes tear up, and the smut.........the smut......I WAS ROOTIN FER THE HOBBIT! So, its complete. My road to hell is paved with Annatar, Melkor, Feanor and his damn sons that start with an 'M'. that rat bastard Gimli who won't take his pants off for me, and now this  Hobbit pr0n. My decline into the dominion of the dark lord is complete. I'm a shame to pimps all over Figueroa and Main. OOOHHHH, but if I'm going down into the dominion of the dark lord, MAYBE I'LL GET TO SEE ANNATAR!!!!
 
Okay Drew, I will now return you to your original, upright position. Welcome to the home of the cerebral schizo-affectives. Don't forget to pick up your meds at the door. I hate you SML, love and kisses,
 Big Pimpin'
SilverMoonLady:
A Long Year (I'm calling this a MUST READ) short sweet and gut wrenching
A Diamond in the Storm - This one is so well written, you can actually hear the voice of Billy Boyd reciting the dialogue.
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SilverMoonLady
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*blushes 15 colors close to sunset*
Well, sounds like I need to bug the ghettoelleth more often...
But truth be told, it wasn't so much a warning as a promise. We all need to ready ourselves for lovebites and wildly charming behavior such as yours! 
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Viv
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| miriel361 wrote: | | Yeah, there's a whole lot of us oldies around who keep the newbies in check. miriel snaps her whip and watches everyone run and hide behind the bushes. |
miriel361 in full dominatrix mode makes me all shivery n stuff. 
Welcome, Drew. Just jump right on in. The water's warm and we're real glad to have you. |
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Viv
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| Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | That said, bring in the beat box cuz it's official. I've fallen all the way down into the SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL
I am the anti-Eru, may Illuvatar have mercy on my boxed set gotta catch 'em all complete home edition of 'The Maia, complete set of lesser gods in die cast metal" collection.
Ladies and gemmenen, s'up mah ninjas? The day has come when I, the ever so cool and sophisticated, Big Pimpin', am going to pimp...*sniff*...Hobbit smut.
(ahahhxshhahahssshfhrthehumanity8*(&*) <<In case you didn't know, that's Tengwar for alot of things that can't be said in front of the kids. |
So beautifully [s]incomprehensible[/s] er, poetic. As ever, Ghetto dahlin. |
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ghettoelleth
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Why thank you Miss Viveh, Fornicating stupor fleshed mandate corn? I thought not.
Miriel is quite sexay crackin' her whip, standing there in her thigh high leather spike heel boots with that ball gag hanging from her utility belt.
Go make the damn dwarf take off his clothes woman.
I gotta pimp again here cuz this was another pleasant surprise. Inglor Inglorian can spell!
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1375&sid=6e060f4b2ec01c9b7d49abbb8f18cc4f
This is really sexy and a nice story. But the next one is one of the most well crafted short fics I've ever read and along with SilverMoonLadies' "A Long Year", should be required reading.
http://www.openscrolls.net/fanfic/story.php?no=1375&sid=6e060f4b2ec01c9b7d49abbb8f18cc4f
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Viv
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | Fornicating stupor fleshed mandate corn? |
Giant fnarkin petunias. |
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wenont
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:54 pm Post subject: Hi Drew! |
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Ah, another new arrival to the herd. Welcome to the feeding trough!
Regards,
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Alassante
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Viv - did you let Ghetto out of her cage again??? I told you about that. Sorry, Drew. We try to keep her under control but sometimes she gets loose!
Ghetto, you know I love ya, my luggage! 
Drew, I can promise you one thing - it NEVER gets boring around here!
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DarkElfChilde
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| Alassante wrote: | Viv - did you let Ghetto out of her cage again??? I told you about that. Sorry, Drew. We try to keep her under control but sometimes she gets loose!
Ghetto, you know I love ya, my luggage!
Drew, I can promise you one thing - it NEVER gets boring around here! |
- looks at the empty cage and whistles innocently-
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ghettoelleth
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Deccums, my lil booger
Hide the keys! 
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Viv
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| Alassante wrote: | | Viv - did you let Ghetto out of her cage again??? I told you about that. |
Cage? I thought I was just supposed to make sure she was fed well and provided with edible elf toys (and the odd naked dwarf, here and there)! She looks real cute in that studded leather collar, too.
But nobody said nuthin about a cage...
I suck at dungeon keeping. |
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Alassante
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DEC, Ghetto, and Viv - I am getting you matching cages and throwing away the keys. Course I will have naked elves parading by the cages all of the time. They will be close to the cage but about 3 inches out of reach!
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DarkElfChilde
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Alassante wrote: | | DEC, Ghetto, and Viv - I am getting you matching cages and throwing away the keys. Course I will have naked elves parading by the cages all of the time. They will be close to the cage but about 3 inches out of reach! |
- looks at Al - What did I do now?
- DEC
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