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Eruanna

Joined: 11 Jan 2005 Posts: 426 Location: Dor-Cuarthol, betwixt the Bow and the Helm...
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:45 pm Post subject: Romance novels are fair game! |
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OK, fic writers:
We all love a good romance where everyone is in costume...
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/
These are pretty funny, in case you have not seen them.
--Eruanna  _________________ "I have returned from the Northern Fences," said the Elf, "and I am sent now to be your guide again." |
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ghettoelleth

Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1804
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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I'd write more but I gotta PEEEE!!!!!!!!! _________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can not confirm their validity." Abraham Lincoln |
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Haleth

Joined: 27 Sep 2003 Posts: 538 Location: The ruins of Tharbad.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
These are great! I really like 'A Little Closer to the Edge'.
At last, a line of romance novels for us jaded cynics. _________________ Books would not be read, and pipes would not smoke. The day slipped out of his hand, running aimlessly to waste. JRR Tolkien. The Lost Road |
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Bay
Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 11
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| oh good golly gosh.....come back from a long trip and there's new stuff on "A Rider of the Mark,'" a faboolous history of the world according to chocolate on another thread and now these!!! Life is good!! |
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Texasgirl

Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 895 Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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heeheehee!
now THAT would be a romance novel worth reading! _________________ Damn, I love my home - except for the fact the nearest bit of civilization is forty miles away.
*Other co-founder of the "Howdy!" committee*
*Other co-founder of the official foundation* |
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LuthienTinuviel
Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 354 Location: Dancing in the clouds.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: |
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You people have no idea what weird looks I'm getting from the people in the library thanks to the raunchy artwork and a lot of badly disguised hilarity.
Thanks for sharing this with us! _________________ }}}}}Life's a journey you unfold with each step.{{{{{ |
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ZeeDrippyVessel

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 144 Location: deep south
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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You guys:rofl: have made me go into coughing  spasms and wet myself! I hope you're satisfied! Damn! Do I have any  clean underwear??? : rofl:  _________________ Zee |
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SpaceWeavil

Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 23 Location: Looking at shiny things
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Currently choking on something...
'Scottie McMullett'....  _________________ Pervy Nazgul Fancier and owner of Fluffy the Fell Beast |
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Yavanie

Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 630 Location: Texas
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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YEAH! what they said....  _________________ Yavanie
...I understand the sadness of the Elves, and I have seen Mordor.
To be older and wiser you must first be younger and stupider. |
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Thuriniel
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 665 Location: Watching the purple sky fly over me ...
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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This was hilarious!!!!
My favorite was "For the Love of Scottie McMullet"
 _________________ ~ boe an phân pedi ‘lam dadui ~
~ everyone should speak a second language ~ |
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Viv Challenge Admin

Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 71 Location: Texas
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Those were hilarious! I started laughing at work, much to the confusion of my co-workers. They all think I'm loopy now.
But this reminds me of a hasn't-been-photomanipulated-but-seriously-should-have-been incident:
http://members.tripod.com/RKish/dodd-arms.html
(hint: Look at the heroine's arms.) |
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SpaceWeavil

Joined: 27 May 2004 Posts: 23 Location: Looking at shiny things
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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D'you know I'm almost tempted to write the story of Scottie McMullet?
 _________________ Pervy Nazgul Fancier and owner of Fluffy the Fell Beast |
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ZeeDrippyVessel

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 144 Location: deep south
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | D'you know I'm almost tempted to write the story of Scottie McMullet?
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OMG!!!!!! I was thinking about doing Lord of the Tube Socks or I'm going to let one blow... wait for it....
BUNNY! BUNNY!...
A challenge!!! Pick your title!!!!!
hmmm... I might have to take this back to my yahoo and put this though forth.... _________________ Zee |
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Yavanie

Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 630 Location: Texas
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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VIV,
that'd HAVE to be Alternate Universe!!!!! _________________ Yavanie
...I understand the sadness of the Elves, and I have seen Mordor.
To be older and wiser you must first be younger and stupider. |
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ZeeDrippyVessel

Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 144 Location: deep south
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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OMG! I read that book.... GASP I have that book AND the prequel!!!!!! I never noticed!!!!!!!
Oh man.... do I feel dorky! _________________ Zee |
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