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Eruanna



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject: Romance novels are fair game! Reply with quote

OK, fic writers:

We all love a good romance where everyone is in costume...

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

These are pretty funny, in case you have not seen them.

--Eruanna ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL Bawl Bawl ROFL ROFL ROFL

I'd write more but I gotta PEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROTFLMAO!!!!

These are great! I really like 'A Little Closer to the Edge'.

At last, a line of romance novels for us jaded cynics.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh good golly gosh.....come back from a long trip and there's new stuff on "A Rider of the Mark,'" a faboolous history of the world according to chocolate on another thread and now these!!! Life is good!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heeheehee! Laughing

now THAT would be a romance novel worth reading!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

You people have no idea what weird looks I'm getting from the people in the library thanks to the raunchy artwork and a lot of badly disguised hilarity.

Thanks for sharing this with us!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL You guys:rofl: ROFL ROFL have made me go into coughing ROFLROFL ROFL spasms and ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL wet myself! I ROFL ROFL ROFL hope ROFL ROFL ROFL you're ROFL satisfied! ROFL Damn!ROFLROFL Do I ROFL have any ROFL ROFLROFL ROFL clean ROFL ROFL underwear??? ROFL ROFL :ROFL rofl: ROFL ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Currently choking on something...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

'Scottie McMullett'.... ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL YEAH! ROFL what they said.... ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was hilarious!!!!

ROFL

My favorite was "For the Love of Scottie McMullet"

ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those were hilarious! I started laughing at work, much to the confusion of my co-workers. They all think I'm loopy now. Wink

But this reminds me of a hasn't-been-photomanipulated-but-seriously-should-have-been incident:

http://members.tripod.com/RKish/dodd-arms.html

(hint: Look at the heroine's arms.)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

D'you know I'm almost tempted to write the story of Scottie McMullet?

ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpaceWeavil wrote:
D'you know I'm almost tempted to write the story of Scottie McMullet?

ROFL



OMG!!!!!! I was thinking about doing Lord of the Tube Socks or I'm going to let one blow... wait for it....

BUNNY! BUNNY!... Bunny

A challenge!!! Pick your title!!!!!

hmmm... I might have to take this back to my yahoo and put this though forth....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VIV,

that'd HAVE to be Alternate Universe!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viv wrote:

But this reminds me of a hasn't-been-photomanipulated-but-seriously-should-have-been incident:

http://members.tripod.com/RKish/dodd-arms.html

(hint: Look at the heroine's arms.)



OMG! I read that book.... GASP Yikes! I have that book AND the prequel!!!!!! I never noticed!!!!!!!

Oh man.... do I feel dorky!

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