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13% |
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53% |
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16% |
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3% |
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| King of the Dead |
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3% |
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3% |
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| Mouth of Sauron |
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3% |
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Alassante
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 Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:37 pm Post subject: Which LOTR character is sexier? |
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Which LOTR character is sexier?
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What a delicious set of choices. I should have expected something like that seeing that you are the author. 
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| ellisk wrote: | | What a delicious set of choices. I should have expected something like that seeing that you are the author. |
Why thank you! 
What fun would it be with the usual suspects?
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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Why thank you!
What fun would it be with the usual suspects? |
I should be thanking you for the entertainment. I am absolutely out of my mind with boredom today. I laughed for a solid five minutes over which choice I would make there. 
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Does this make me weird? But I actually sat and thought seriously about my choice? And then I realised I was doing that.
Now there's a challenge though - to make a story with some of them and make 'em sexy. Mind you, that might be creepy...
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Eruanna
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:53 pm Post subject: Sexaaay! |
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| SpaceWeavil wrote: | Does this make me weird? But I actually sat and thought seriously about my choice? And then I realised I was doing that.
Now there's a challenge though - to make a story with some of them and make 'em sexy. Mind you, that might be creepy... |
Oh, that Witch-king does have that Darth Vader-esque, bad-boy quality, doesn't he?
LOL!  In all fairness, I, too (given the absence of ANY elves...) thought about my choice!
Something about a man of mystery...
And I have also seen pin-ups of Lurtz and Annatar. YES, it IS possible! LOL!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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The Witch King's leading so far with 87%... hrmm... gotta love the cannot-be-seen-by-mortal-eyes part huh?
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Poor Mouth of Sauron. It's like he got stood up at the prom or something. And no one likes the scary lumpy orc. What a shame.
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| Alassante wrote: | | Poor Mouth of Sauron. It's like he got stood up at the prom or something. And no one likes the scary lumpy orc. What a shame. |
In his defence, I was thinking MoS as a second choice after the WK. But then I was thinking more of my fic with them in it, when the MoS is still a spunky Numenorean. (or at least he would be, if I ever manage to get the muse back and keep writing that story).
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gothmog, TOTALLY!
how can the nuclear-reactor orc with huge PINK warts not be sexy?!?!
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Lurtz, but then again, I like the balrog because he could roast unwanted guest at my front door. Hahahahaha...going to name my balrog Steve.
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Has anyone taken a REALLY good look at Lurtz's bod? I swear ladies, just put a bag on his head, dose up with percoset and ride him until there are NO body fluids left...
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject: Funny! |
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| ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: | | Has anyone taken a REALLY good look at Lurtz's bod? I swear ladies, just put a bag on his head, dose up with percoset and ride him until there are NO body fluids left... |
That's funny!
But what a visual!!!
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| ZeeDrippyVessel wrote: | | Has anyone taken a REALLY good look at Lurtz's bod? I swear ladies, just put a bag on his head, dose up with percoset and ride him until there are NO body fluids left... |
Ewww...visual is disturbing
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| Alassante wrote: |
Ewww...visual is disturbing |
Honey - when you get MY age??? EVERYTHING is disturbing.
I realize that I am age regressing, however at least I have the mental facility to know I'm NOT acting my age and enjoying it ANYWAY!
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