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| Who is the sexiest? |
| Balrog |
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13% |
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| Witch King |
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53% |
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| Lurtz |
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16% |
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| Gollum |
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3% |
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| King of the Dead |
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3% |
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| Gothmog |
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3% |
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| Mouth of Sauron |
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3% |
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| Shagrat |
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3% |
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Yavanie
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I voted King of the Dead - but it was purely a sympathy vote!!!
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Lenale
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I voted balrog - one can't deny they're hot 
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Eruanna
Joined: 11 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:20 am Post subject: Funny! |
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| Lenale wrote: | | I voted balrog - one can't deny they're hot |
That's a good one!
--Eruanna
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Lurtz in the dark, baby!!
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Alassante
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Yavanie wrote: | | I voted King of the Dead - but it was purely a sympathy vote!!! |
I am sure he would appreciate that!
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DarkElfChilde
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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| Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | | Lurtz in the dark, baby!! |
Booyah!   |
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 895
Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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DAMN.....i bet he isn't human! 
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Monarchsnake
Joined: 17 Feb 2005
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Location: Delia House, Lothlorien
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:34 am Post subject: |
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I Know. I'm a utter loon, because I not only thought of my choice, but I also thought what would they'd be like as a person to be with. XD
Couldn't choose between The King of The Dead, The Witch-King, Balrog Or Gothmog.
So I started thinking.
Well if I were with The King of The Dead, He would probably be very jittery, ready to kick my arse when If I accidently intrude on meetings with his dead men.
Constantly, tell me I belittle him for being such a coward, then get scared when Sunflower would jump on him right after.
Would probably tell me I break all my promises, when it was only one, and I was stuck at the laundry mat.
Getting Blood stains out of his clothes would be hell.
The Balrog, I think he would just start random trouble, because he enjoys argueing and seeing others hurt. If He is in a bad mood, he'll take you down with him. He'll whip you if you try to fight back, or disobey his commands.
Not to mention, my bed and posters would smell like smoke and have crispy black stains.
He'd be a real grouch if you woke him up for work. "Honey, Its time to go kill Gandalf."
"ROARRR!" *Whip*
Gothmog, Only a mother could honestly love his face.
He'd probably be a very arrogant arsehole, most likely thinks high of himself, and bosses others around.
He'd probably be very cruel to you, not only out of spite but because it gets his jollies off.
He'd bring down your self-essteem and tell you your not as ugly as some other fine orc ladies. Then spit in your face right after.
The Witchking, Now. He is really the only one who won out, cruel but lets say he had a hidden love for little children and pretty girls.
He would probably be extremely submissive, A woman did take him down, and it was only her who could.
That stuff usually happens to the bad boy type.
I'm Guessing he goes for the soft, kind, soft hearted ones with some toughness. Because his evil heart needs redemption...
somewhere in there...wherever it isss.
And needs to be brought back down to middle-earth from time to time.
He would probably stab someone with his morgul blade if they try to hit on you, also be a very loyal lover, just look how he served good ol Sauron.
If Someone steals from you, Him and his ringwraiths buddies would go out to hunt down the son of a balrog, just to get it back.
So The Witch-King Wins! At Least for me. xD
Monarchsnake~
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Eyborg
Joined: 08 May 2004
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Location: Reykjavík, Iceland
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I kind of have a thing for Shagrath. Dunno why.  |
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Viv
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Joined: 24 Apr 2003
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Location: Texas
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Balrog has a whip.
But WK has shiny jewelry.
Choices, choices. |
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 895
Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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*snort* you wouldn't need any warm-sensation protection with the balrog, that's for sure!
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Alassante
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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Do you think the Witch King is winning cause of his flaming sword? 
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ghettoelleth
Joined: 06 Nov 2004
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hehe, Guess who it was that voted for MoS? What can I say, I like the stretch marks.
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Texasgirl
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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this seems to be a reaccuring icon of mine through out the past few days.
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DarkElfChilde
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 1013
Location: I'm located somewhere
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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I'm with you on that one TG...and I'm going to do it again...
Well, maybe more than once.
- DEC
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