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Eruanna
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Location: Dor-Cuarthol, betwixt the Bow and the Helm...
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| Shanalir wrote: | | Texasgirl wrote: |
but feel free to post more pics....we're ALL enjoying them....RIGHT GIRLS? |
Wow. I've been way too busy for way too long. I really need to take fifteen minutes a day at least to see what's going on in the forums. This thread especially. I have to agree with TG, more pics!  |
I say let's just quit writing fanfic and just start posting art of nekkid elf men...the heck with the stories...
--Eruanna
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DarkElfChilde
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Yavanie
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| Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, just for Eruanna and TG (and anyone else who was admiring him) the naked cowboy (and he ain't from Texas, but we don't care!)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/acshahan/untitled.bmp
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Eruanna
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Location: Dor-Cuarthol, betwixt the Bow and the Helm...
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| Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject: Boys |
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Yavanie and Ghetto:
I started my day with a smile (actually a leer) and I end my day with a smile, thanks to you.
Oh, all we need are more elf boys with a well-placed harp.
I'll have to dig into my art files...and share...
--Eruanna
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Shanalir
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| Ghetto, you have some great pics. Where do you find them all?? Eruanna, please, do share . Eagerly anticipating anything you have to offer. (Now I need to see what I can find to post ) |
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Eruanna
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Location: Dor-Cuarthol, betwixt the Bow and the Helm...
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:23 am Post subject: Boys |
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| Shanalir wrote: | | Ghetto, you have some great pics. Where do you find them all?? Eruanna, please, do share . Eagerly anticipating anything you have to offer. (Now I need to see what I can find to post ) |
I don't know if this counts but here it is...
I am not a Man fancier, but Mr. Bean (Boromir fans, take note) could have easily been cast as an elf...here he is as the model of the the artist Caravaggio, set in the 17th century...
These are not NC-17 but might be considered PG-13...
http://members.cox.net/eruanna/caravaggio5.jpg
http://members.cox.net/eruanna/caravaggio7.jpg
The second image is where he is posing as Saint John the Baptist!
--Eruanna
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DreadLadyFreya
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| Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:47 am Post subject: Re: Boys |
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| Eruanna wrote: |
I don't know if this counts but here it is...
I am not a Man fancier, but Mr. Bean (Boromir fans, take note) could have easily been cast as an elf...here he is as the model of the the artist Caravaggio, set in the 17th century...
--Eruanna |
 Oh, does it ever count!  Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Now, where's that hubby of mine??? 
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rohanion
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| he, he, just sneeked a peek at your link to Mr Bean - very nice indeed. Thanks for sharing him with us. |
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Neniel
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Damn, and I was supposed to be gathering articles for a project...
Then again, the overseeing professor is a woman, maybe I should just slip these for bibliography!!!
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rohanion
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| That sounds perfectly reasonable to me - its sure to get you top marks! |
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Texasgirl
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no NO neniel - you have to argue the point that this lovely site is simply a collection of enlightened persons gathering around from all over the world (therefor the varrying cultural content and many open learning opportunities) to philosophize on a subject that sparks many souls and ignites a spirited debate: lotr.
i amaze myself sometimes. 
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Neniel
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Location: Hiding from the men in white. Contrary to common belief, psychiatrists are *very* sneaky people
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Too bad the project was for obesity and cardiovascular disease... You think they might like my view on how the lack of obesity of Elven bodies affects heart rate and blood pressure?
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll just shut up and get back to my boring subject...  |
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Eruanna
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| Neniel wrote: | Too bad the project was for obesity and cardiovascular disease... You think they might like my view on how the lack of obesity of Elven bodies affects heart rate and blood pressure?
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll just shut up and get back to my boring subject... |
Neniel:
As a med student, have you noticed how commercial names of medicines make great elf-boy names? Here are some I have come up with on the American market. Some are hilarious! Read on:
Seldinafil (chemical name for Viagra, prescribed for “erectile dysfunction”): Do NOT name your elf-boy this if you don’t want laughter from his kinsmen, cohorts, or worse--his enemies.
Tadalafil (chemical name for Cialis, again, prescribed for the same as above): Enough said. But how musical sounding a name that would make!
Haldol or Halperon (chemical name is haloperidol, prescribed in long-term treatment of psychosis/schizophrenia): The last thing you need is a ravishingly beautiful Telerin male who is a psycho—and armed with a bow and a full quiver!
Halcion (chemical name is triazolam, prescribed as a sleep medication): Yawning and falling asleep are not attributes you want in your elf-boy (but then again, a beautiful unconscious elf passed out on a bed has many plot possibilities…) Do elves sleep anyway?
Vistaril (chemical name is hydroxyzine pamoate, prescribed for anxiety and psychoneurosis): Need I say more? Who wants a stunning creature who also happens to be a neurotic?
Valium (chemical name is diazepam, prescribed for anxiety): Sounds like “Valinor,” but, again, who wants an anxious, neurotic elf-boy?
Vicodin (chemical name is hydrocodone, prescribed as a strong pain-killer, called an “opioid analgesic,” yup, related to opium): I like this name because it sounds like “Viking” and conjures a lot of images of brave warriors and all that Finnish Kalevala stuff, but, honestly, an elf high as a kite on Vicodin? (No pun intended on the high elves...) He’d fall off his flet if his comrades did not tie him to a branch with his own rope!
Flonase (chemical name is fluticasone, prescribed for nasal allergies): So many elf-boys have names starting with “F”: Finrod, Feanor, Fingolfin, Finarfin, Finwe… Picture a beautiful elf sneezing and sniffling into his silken handkerchief, his pretty, perfect nose red from all that misery. Bad visual. An elf so named would find life living Hell in a forest populated with pollinating flowers and spore-popping mushrooms. ‘Nuf said.
Vanceril (chemical name is beclomethasone, prescribed as an inhaled asthma medication): This would make a very lovely name, but no one wants a wheezing elf! How can he run with the deer or pursue and overtake his foes on his swift feet if he has to pause to take a dose from his inhaler?
Ativan (chemical name is lorazepam, anti-anxiety med, almost like Valium).
Anyway, my friends who are doctors and LOTR nuts think this is funny. There is also a Dermatology in Middle-earth site if you are interested. I can PM you.
--Eruanna, who has a twisted sense of humour
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Texasgirl
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talk about making the random conections.
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