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Yavanie

Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 630 Location: Texas
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject: sympathy smiles |
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Last night Rocheron sneezed and literally blew out a filling from a tooth. Today he had two root canals and crowns. He is now well medicated on scotch and water (sans ice tonight). Please make him feel better.
(extra points if you make him smile, 'cause it hurst! ) _________________ Yavanie
...I understand the sadness of the Elves, and I have seen Mordor.
To be older and wiser you must first be younger and stupider. |
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DarkElfChilde

Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1013 Location: I'm located somewhere
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Did you play tooth fairy with him?
- DEC _________________ [ ] |
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DreadLadyFreya

Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 276 Location: A fantasy world, with beach front property
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, here goes. This is my favorite (G-rated) joke:
Two men walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "You didn't see it either, eh?"
I crack myself up!
Hope you're feeling better soon, Ro! I can sympathize, having recently had oral surgery. Next time I'll have to try your "pain reliever," All I got was vicodin (sp?)  _________________ The darkness is strong, and it is patient, and it is everywhere,
and it always wins. But in the heart of its strength lies weakness -
one lone candle is enough to hold is back.
Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars. |
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ghettoelleth

Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1804
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Make him feel better, hmmmmmm
Hush, its my thinking binky.
Oh, I know, the french! aha! Let's seeeeeee
Oh, I know, if you install the french version of Windows in your computer, it'll run alot faster!
Do you still have that nasty icky cotton thingy in your mouth? I hope you didn't just hurl it at the laptop. ew
here's a new avi for you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/ghettoelleth/5040407_F_tn.jpg
Cheer up Ro, it could be worse, you could BE one of them.
Jes  _________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can not confirm their validity." Abraham Lincoln |
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ghettoelleth

Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1804
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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unfortunately, I must double post as I did not see Dread's post before I posted my post but post I shall. Post
Dread, that is the worst vicodin induced post I've seen all day. Must be something in the air cuz there are about 12 of us.  _________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can not confirm their validity." Abraham Lincoln |
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DreadLadyFreya

Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 276 Location: A fantasy world, with beach front property
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | unfortunately, I must double post as I did not see Dread's post before I posted my post but post I shall. Post
Dread, that is the worst vicodin induced post I've seen all day. Must be something in the air cuz there are about 12 of us.  |
You know the really sad part, Ghetto? I ran out of vicodin last week, this is all me!  _________________ The darkness is strong, and it is patient, and it is everywhere,
and it always wins. But in the heart of its strength lies weakness -
one lone candle is enough to hold is back.
Love is more than a candle.
Love can ignite the stars. |
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LuthienTinuviel
Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 354 Location: Dancing in the clouds.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:59 am Post subject: |
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Urm... tried paying Mozart to the poor fella? Classical music seem to sooth me for some reason, might work with him. _________________ }}}}}Life's a journey you unfold with each step.{{{{{ |
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ghettoelleth

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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:20 am Post subject: |
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Awwwww, poor buddy
you're so pretty _________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can not confirm their validity." Abraham Lincoln |
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Eruanna

Joined: 11 Jan 2005 Posts: 426 Location: Dor-Cuarthol, betwixt the Bow and the Helm...
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:28 am Post subject: Re: sympathy smiles |
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| Yavanie wrote: | Last night Rocheron sneezed and literally blew out a filling from a tooth. Today he had two root canals and crowns. He is now well medicated on scotch and water (sans ice tonight). Please make him feel better.
(extra points if you make him smile, 'cause it hurst! ) |
Yavanie:
A BIG get-well-soon note to Ro--dental work is considered one of life's great pains, hence the expression "like pulling teeth."
He is lucky to have you as his dry-nurse--I am sure that any elves' apothecary would have a potent concoction of white flower/periwinkle to knock his pain out (and knock him out, too!)
Yup, those narcotics they give for dental work are nasty.
Picture, if you will, a lovely elf-maid filled with said poppy/periwinkle medication, singing at the top of her lungs..and out of tune. The fairest voices in Middle-earth singing off key. Now how would THAT sound to her kinsmen's sensitive pointed ears?
And since Mr. Underfoot to there, some dog therapy works wonders.
--Eruanna _________________ "I have returned from the Northern Fences," said the Elf, "and I am sent now to be your guide again." |
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Yavanie

Joined: 02 Jun 2004 Posts: 630 Location: Texas
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: sympathy smiles |
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| Eruanna wrote: |
And since Mr. Underfoot to there, some dog therapy works wonders.
--Eruanna |
Eruanna dear, only YOU would remember my (yes, mine) dog's name is Shadow Underfoot!!!!
thankyou! (I'm sure Ro mumbled something appropriate as well) _________________ Yavanie
...I understand the sadness of the Elves, and I have seen Mordor.
To be older and wiser you must first be younger and stupider. |
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Texasgirl

Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Posts: 895 Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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cook him a nice dinner with lots of red meat, fill the one-gallon mug with beer, and then let him watch football.
pretty sure that would bring a gigantic smile to his face.
or maybe not. but tell him i hope he feels better, yavie - root canals suck, i mean, i wouldn't actually know since i've never had one - but my dad had one and it looked really painful.
feel better, ro! here is a broccoli for you:  _________________ Damn, I love my home - except for the fact the nearest bit of civilization is forty miles away.
*Other co-founder of the "Howdy!" committee*
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DarkElfChilde

Joined: 23 Aug 2004 Posts: 1013 Location: I'm located somewhere
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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And a carrot and a banana to go along with it!
Dance my minions! Dance! _________________ [ ] |
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Rocheron

Joined: 03 Dec 2004 Posts: 137 Location: Seeking the fellowship of Men, Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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A great big THANKS to all who sent me laughs to cheer me up.
Enjoyed the fruit.
Now here's to Yavanie for think of me.
 _________________ Rocheron
. . . somewhere in Rohan . . . |
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