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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 20
Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject:

SpaceWeavil wrote:

ZeeDrippyVessel wrote:

Alassante wrote:

That could have something to do with the fact that elves have to "agree" to have children. Think about it - tons of sex, no pregnancy without both parties agreeing - works for me. Very Happy

Actually, I made that up for Empty Vessel. It just seem to make sense. In all honestly, we dont' know WHAT the Elves used for birth control, whether it was lack of sex (booo! hissssss! Whe HATES" LaCE, we hates it preciousssssss...) or if they were REALLY good at coitus interuptus.

Glad you said that Zee, as that means my brain is still working. I thought that had been made up for a story, rather than being canon.

So sorry - fanon not canon. *smacks Zee upside the head for confusing me* One of my first elf fics on this site and it was all lies. *sigh* Now I am going to go steal some sindarin from Grey Company again..... **runs from Space and Ghetto**

SML - we love you and your hobbit smut! Big Hug

We look forward to more hobbit stories to add the mass of elf stories. Very Happy

What is life without diversity? So welcome DandieeLyon! Sorry we seemed mean. Hello

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SilverMoonLady

Joined: 14 Jul 2003
Posts: 1201
Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:15 pm Post subject:

Alassante wrote:

SML - we love you and your hobbit smut! Big Hug

We look forward to more hobbit stories to add the mass of elf stories. Very Happy

What is life without diversity? So welcome DandieeLyon! Sorry we seemed mean. Hello

Honey, you don't have a mean bone in your body! Big Hug

Simply enjoying what *you* like isn't being mean to someone who likes something else Wink

And ain't nothin and noone in this world or the next going to make me stop enjoying my smut, regardless of whether it is hobbits, Men, nazgul or any other kind! Laughing

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Texasgirl

Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 895
Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject:

SilverMoonLady wrote:

*blows a major razzberry at TG* You know, I'm only going to take a teeny step on my soapbox (though I promised myself not to), because it would be awfully nice if everytime some poor PHF stuck her neck out she didn't get deluged with signals as to how very weird/unnatural/blind/tasteless she is for enjoying her preferred sort of writing subject.... We don't go about downing *you* for your preferrence, do we? Granted, there's only a handful of us still clinging here, but with that kind of attitude, can you wonder why?
Be nice to the newbie, ok?
Oh, and maybe be nice to the rest of us too???

Sil
*off for a 'cooling-down-latte*

*grins* yeah...i should probably stop stepping on your toes, now....shouldn't i? *grins wider*

my apologies, sil! Very Happy

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Eyborg

Joined: 08 May 2004
Posts: 429
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject:

Texasgirl wrote:

hmmm.....yes, i could possibly agree with that. but i would have to say that men are the most sex driven of all - i mean, we know THAT to be true. Wink

Well, that is very true. And we all know that hobbits and men are closely related (or so Tolkien says). So go figure... Twisted Evil

Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 20
Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject:

SilverMoonLady wrote:

And ain't nothin and noone in this world or the next going to make me stop enjoying my smut, regardless of whether it is hobbits, Men, nazgul or any other kind! Laughing

Nazgul?
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SilverMoonLady

Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:04 am Post subject:

Hey, whatever.... _________________ Suffering an again off again connection with life... The joy of motherhood: what a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed. local PHF union rep tart of the week Shelob the Cookie Baker

SilverMoonLady

Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:06 am Post subject:

Sorry you found my peeve, TG... puts it back in the box, with triple locks and does her best imitation of Little Miss Sunshine _________________ Suffering an again off again connection with life... The joy of motherhood: what a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed. local PHF union rep tart of the week Shelob the Cookie Baker

Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: Hitchhiking to Rivendell

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

SilverMoonLady wrote:

Sorry you found my peeve, TG... *puts it back in the box, with triple locks and does her best imitation of Little Miss Sunshine*

Laughing

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SilverMoonLady

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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject:

Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm in town until Thursday! Try the veal! _________________ Suffering an again off again connection with life... The joy of motherhood: what a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed. local PHF union rep tart of the week Shelob the Cookie Baker

Texasgirl

Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 895
Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:24 pm Post subject:

try the veal? WTF? _________________ Damn, I love my home - except for the fact the nearest bit of civilization is forty miles away. Other co-founder of the "Howdy!" committee Other co-founder of the official foundation

DarkElfChilde

Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 1013
Location: I'm located somewhere

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject:

Texasgirl wrote:

try the veal? WTF?

Veal's nasty...

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SilverMoonLady

Joined: 14 Jul 2003
Posts: 1201
Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:49 am Post subject:

sorry... quoting a movie (Shrek, in fact) though probably inaccurately... Just meant I'm glad to entertain (in the style of a much-booed or heckled stand-up comedian). I have actually never eaten veal... _________________ Suffering an again off again connection with life... The joy of motherhood: what a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed. local PHF union rep tart of the week Shelob the Cookie Baker

ZeeDrippyVessel

Joined: 11 May 2003
Posts: 144
Location: deep south

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:04 pm Post subject:

Alassante wrote:

We look forward to more hobbit stories to add the mass of elf stories. Very Happy

What is life without diversity? So welcome DandieeLyon! Sorry we seemed mean. Hello

HEY! Speak for yourself! I am mean! Mean and uppity! Twisted Evil

As for SML and her hobbit smut, more power to ya! Personally, I find the hobbits quite cute...

short, but cute!
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Texasgirl

Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 895
Location: Texas (no shit, sherlock)

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:32 pm Post subject:

mmmm....and they have beer....... _________________ Damn, I love my home - except for the fact the nearest bit of civilization is forty miles away. Other co-founder of the "Howdy!" committee Other co-founder of the official foundation

Rocheron

Joined: 03 Dec 2004
Posts: 137
Location: Seeking the fellowship of Men, Hobbits, Elves, and Dwarves.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:23 am Post subject:

Texasgirl wrote:

mmmm....and they have beer.......

And good smokin' weeeeed also. Very Happy

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