Who's hawt now??

ghettoelleth · Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1804

What the he..... Ves, why are you naked? It's really inappropriate. Someone get Ves a shirt. Ves darling, you need an avi, ask one of the avi hoes to get you one, me, Al, Arta. I look at your posts and I think, red headed step-child. *Running away from the wrath of Ya now* Outta here

Neniel · Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject:

You do realize, of course, that this takes FOREVER to write.
On the other hand... no way I could pass the chance! Very Happy

Ooookay... gere goes nothing!

1. Elladan
Don't ask me why, must be the name thing... or the fact that he's older, doesn't really make sense!

2. Witch King
I mean, come on, if you're going to be evil, at least do it right! The King of the Dead just followed around Aragorn like a puppy! Not to mention the fact that the Witch King looked like he had more flesh on him. (hmmm, foesn't make much more sense than the last one, does it?)

3. Legolas
What can I say? I just love that boy! Eeeh... elf... whatever!

4. Balrog
Once again, if you're going to be bad, do it with a flare! Because, let's face it, the Nazgûl were short of a failure. At least the Balrog momentarily took Gandalf down! Not to mention Glorfindel...

5. Eomer
Now, that was a tough one. I had to think it over for quite a while. But, in the end, this is a 'hawt' list, not a 'soulmate' one, so... Sorry Farrey!

6. Aragorn
Alas, the guy is taken!

7. Arwen
Hey, you know I'm obsessed with elves! (although I'm not so sure what this pair is doing here!)

8. Frodo
Uhmmm, don't get me wrong, Sam is a wonderful character and all, but I guess he's a little too chabby for my taste... Not to mention those baby blue eyes Elijah had on the movie!

9. Third Age Elves
Duh! The other guys don't stand a chance until someone shoots a movie about them or something! (unless of course we are talking about a certain unnamed Balrog-slayer! *grin*)

10. Isildur
Another senseless choice.

11. Thranduil
Let me just put it this way. Would you like a pissed Galadriel on your tail for trying to seduce her husband? Noooooo way!

12. Elrond
Who the **** is Finrod?

13. Twin sons of Elrond
At least they won't try to kill you for your jewelry.

14. Rúmil?
Other than the fact that his name comes out more easily, I cannot for the life of me figure out a decent reason for this one.

15. Morgoth
Well, you know how I feel about bad guys from above...

16. Galadriel
(another pointless pair, if I may say so) I mean, the woman rocks! She wasn't called Nerwen for nothing when she was young. She's like the embodiment of feminism in Middle-Earth!

17. Glorfindel (Third Age)
Aaaaaiii! *unable to write anything coherent, mind a useless puddle*

18. Pippin
Gotta love that accent!

19. Gimli
Once again, sorry guys, but you've got to get yourselves a movie!

20. Prince Theodred
Well, he's a young, unattached, gorgeous Rohirrim without 3 sons and a daughter. Need I go on? (well, yeah, if we ignore that whole 'dying' misunderstanding)

21. Theoden
Not going mad sure helps a lot... And the lack of disgusting eating habits... (where did they come up with that eating scene???) Hmmm, I'm starting to see a pattern here... I think I'm a Rohan person after all!

22. Maedhros
Yes, I know, still doesn't make sense, but I don't know, seems more 'manly' and all...

23. Maeglin
I just hate Feanor with a passion.

24. Gollum
*covers her eyes at what she just wrote* Hey, blame Peter Jackson for this!

25. Ecthelion
Sorry, but my Sil facts are still quite rusty for more elaboration on this one

ellisk · Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject:

Ok Al--you have conned me into doing this rather than the thousand things I should be doing...

1) Elladan vs. Elrohir
I'll do 'em...err, take 'em...uhmm. I like them both. Wink

2) Witch King vs. King of the Dead
I'm not into the whole undead scene, so this is a toughy, but I'll go with the Witch King.

3) Haldir vs. Legolas
For me, this is Legolas--I know him better.

4) Nazgul vs Balrog
Love the Balrog

5) Eomer vs. Faramir
Faramir--when we first saw Eomer in the theater, my husband leaned over and said to me, 'Damn, that actor has a serious f*** face.' I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but I can't look at Eomer without laughing now because of it.

6) Aragorn vs Boromir
That is a dead heat for me.

7) Eowyn vs. Arwen
I don't think either of these characters are fleshed out enough in books and I rarely like what people do with them in FF. And I'm not into girls, so I'll pass on this one.

8 ) Frodo vs Sam
Sam--what a trooper!

9) First age elves vs Third age elves
First, definitely.

10) Isildur vs Ar-Pharazôn
Isildur, definitely.

11) Celeborn vs. Thranduil
Who are you asking here? I'll take Thranduil, thank you.

12) Elrond vs. Finrod
Definitely Elrond. I like Finrod but Elrond has so much interesting history.

13) Twin sons of Elrond vs Twin sons of Feanor
Elrond's--I don't really want to get involved with the whole kinslaying thing--there are much more interesting things to so with elves.

14) Orophin vs. Rumil
Is there a difference between them?

15) Morgoth vs Sauron
Morgoth--go with the original, baby.

16) Galadriel vs. Luthien
Now here are two decently fleshed out female characters in Tolkien. This is a real toughy, but I'd have to go with Luthien in the end. She got a Silmaril! Damn!

17) Glorfindel (first age) vs.Glorfindel (third age) - sorry he is too hawt to compete against anyone but himself

First Age

18 ) Merry vs Pippin
Pippen--I like his youth.

19) Gimli vs. Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin

20) Prince Imrahil vs. Prince Theodred
Imrahil--love his history

21) Denenthor vs. Theoden
Denethor--I like his complexity

22) Celebrimbor vs. Maedhros
Celebrimbor--he just made a mistake.

23) Maeglin vs Feanor
Feanor

24) Gollum vs. Smeagol
I'm sorry, I stared at this for several minutes and it just isn't working for me

25) Ecthelion vs. Fingolfin
Fingolfin

Texasgirl · Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: Who's hawt now??

ZeeDrippyVessel · Joined: 11 May 2003 Posts: 144 Location: deep south

1) Elladan vs. Elrohir

TWINS!!!! THEY ARE TWINS!!! WHO CARES??? DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN...

2) Witch King vs. King of the Dead

You know, I'm going to be weird here. I know he's like skeletal and all, but the King of the Dead just gives me creepy chills... those robes and that crown... oooooh

3) Haldir vs. Legolas

Haldir! Come here sweetie!!!! (Leggy is too young and just way to pretty!)

4) Nazgul vs Balrog

oh that's hard.... Nazgul

5) Eomer vs. Faramir

Although I do have a soft spot for Faramir (and up against almost all others, he would win,) I have to lay my bets with the Horse Lord

6) Aragorn vs Boromir

Can I have them both? Unwashed, smelly men of Gondor...

7) Eowyn vs. Arwen

No. nonononononono

Cool

Frodo vs Sam

NO! NONONONONONONO!!!!! No hobbitses for me. (Although they ARE the perfect height! Let me think some more on that!

9) First age elves vs Third age elves

Seeing how I STILL haven't tackled the Sil, I'm going to lay my bets with the Third Age ones.

10) Isildur vs Ar-Pharazôn

Huh?Ar-who?

11) Celeborn vs. Thranduil

Celeborn. I think Gladders ignores him and admires herself too much in her mirror

12) Elrond vs. Finrod

Elrond

13) Twin sons of Elrond vs Twin sons of Feanor

MORE TWINS???? Oh man.... Can I have them ALL????

14) Orophin vs. Rumil

I've had them both. Lovely. Simply lovely.

15) Morgoth vs Sauron

Morgoth

16) Galadriel vs. Luthien

Read my lips. Ain't going there!

17) Glorfindel (first age) vs.Glorfindel (third age) - sorry he is too hawt to compete against anyone but himself

damn. You are killing me, you know it???

18 ) Merry vs Pippin

sigh

19) Gimli vs. Thorin Oakenshield

heavier sigh

20) Prince Imrahil vs. Prince Theodred

Isn't Imrahil.... OLD???? But Theodred is dead....

21) Denenthor vs. Theoden

Theoden! Hands down!!!

22) Celebrimbor vs. Maedhros

huh?

23) Maeglin vs Feanor

huh?

24) Gollum vs. Smeagol

Smeagol

25) Ecthelion vs. Fingolfin

WAH!!!!

Excuse me... where is GAMLING in this????

Eyborg · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:30 am Post subject:

Hmmm, let's see.

1) Elladan vs. Elrohir
Hmmm, don't know. I probably wouldn't be able to tell them apart anyway...
2) Witch King vs. King of the Dead
WiKi looks cooler!
3) Haldir vs. Legolas
Haldir probaby. Never really been a Leggy fan. But Haldir is cool.
4) Nazgul vs Balrog
I prefer the Nazgul. Balrog is too big for me.
5) Eomer vs. Faramir
Argh! Do I have to choose? As much as I love Éomer, I would personally pick Faramir.
6) Aragorn vs Boromir
Aragorn!
7) Eowyn vs. Arwen
Éowyn the warrior princess of course! However, I have a great respect for Arwen... I mean, she's an artist! Never underestimate tapestry designers.
8 ) Frodo vs Sam
Frodo! I love those blue eyes. But Sam is also adorable.
9) First age elves vs Third age elves
Hmmm... whatever.
10) Isildur vs Ar-Pharazôn
Isildur probably. Not sure about the other guy.
11) Celeborn vs. Thranduil
I prefer Thranduil.
12) Elrond vs. Finrod
Elrond. I don't know the other guy.
13) Twin sons of Elrond vs Twin sons of Feanor
The Elrond boys. Don't really know the Feanor boys.
14) Orophin vs. Rumil
Not my types.
15) Morgoth vs Sauron
Morgoth! He is (or should be) more powerful.
16) Galadriel vs. Luthien
As much as I love Galadriel, I would say Luthien.
17) Glorfindel (first age) vs.Glorfindel (third age) - sorry he is too hawt to compete against anyone but himself
No comment.
18 ) Merry vs Pippin
EEK! I want both! I adore how they fight so bravely, being as little as they are. Plus, they're cute! (And yes, I happen to like hairy feet. Nyah).
19) Gimli vs. Thorin Oakenshield
I say Thorin. Although Gimli is cool.
20) Prince Imrahil vs. Prince Theodred
Théodred was younger, but he had to die! I still prefer him.
21) Denenthor vs. Theoden
Théoden, baby! *drool*
22) Celebrimbor vs. Maedhros
Eh? (Although wasn't it Celebrimbor who made those rings?)
23) Maeglin vs Feanor
Feanor I guess. Don't know the other guy.
24) Gollum vs. Smeagol
Gollum. He's actually kind of cute.
25) Ecthelion vs. Fingolfin
Eh? (I take it that you're not talking about Denethor's dad).

Now I really need to sit down and read the Silmarillion... Embarassed

ghettoelleth · Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 1804

Okay! Now you guys are just screwin' around on purpose to see who can make their's longer. I got cramp scrolling down this last time. Crying or Very sad