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HamsterofDOOM
Joined: 12 May 2005
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 Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: Hello everyone! |
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Hello, I am new! Fresh and right out of the box! I really like this site, I've been reading like almost all the stories, and now have made my own little tale which I hope to get posted. I wanted to register for that and to review some of these wonderful stories! Well anyway I don't want to ramble on too long, so rock and roll everyone!!
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MITAQ
Joined: 18 May 2005
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Location: The Abyss Called My Room
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'Ello! I am rather new here myself and just though I'd say hi! From observation everyone here, including myself, is insane! It makes for funny topics from what I've seen though. 
HI!
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NancyBrooke
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Yo, HoD ("It's got great nasty teeth! No, Really! that [Hamster] will bite your knees off!").
Welcome to OSA. If you want to have your fic posted - great! - OSA is a good place for new writers and/or new members. The process is easy: you do it yourself! 
So have you've been reading a lot, very good ... But have you been been reviewing? Hmmm?
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Shanalir
Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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Location: Umm, anyone seen my map?
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Yes, everyone here is insane, it kinda grows on you from the wackier residents here. Welcome to the Open Scrolls Archive, and to the Forums. Please be sure to bring your sense of humour when you visit. If you should forget it or lose it, please check the Lost & Found. We may have a loaner for you if you should need one. I'd be cautious in borrowing one though, as some of them a re rather warped. For the present, we are trying to discourage using the Sense of Humour Lost & Found as a temporary storage facility when your sense of humour is out of control or on a wierd bend and you need to stash it. This practice tends to contaminate the genuinely lost ones that just need to be picked up by the owner. As soon as we finish the expansions, though, we'll have a locker section available for temporary storage, with lockers of all sizes and shapes.
(Just wanted to let you see the kind or trails we follow at times.....)
Ennyhoo, Welcome, and have fun!
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Yavanie
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
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Location: Texas
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Well, now we can add Hamsters to the mix of uhm, other creatures lurking around here!!! And just 'cause it's been a while since I haven't had to follow TexasGirl, HOWDY!!!!!!!!!
Please do post and then go the shameless self promo thread and tell us to go read it!! We will!!!
Welcome and the rest of the loonies should be let out of their bins soon!!
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Alassante
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Shanilar - I see your Sense of humor offers have expanded!  They now have warnings.
NB - Get her! Don't read and not review!  Hehe - you know I just wanted to use the spank me icon, right?
Welcome Hamster of Doom. Now is this hamster from Doom the video game or is this hamster just a dangerous sort of deadly creature you don't want getting loose in your house (like all hamsters seem to) If that is the case, we need a KittyKatOfDOOM to follow you around.... 
Here kitty kitty!!!
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SilverMoonLady
Joined: 14 Jul 2003
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Location: Breaking in a Brandybuck... *wicked grin*
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Hiya Hamster... Don't let the pink penguins and purple puffins bite!!
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*PHF union rep*
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ellisk
Joined: 23 Jan 2004
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Location: Icon by Alassante! Wow!
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| SilverMoonLady wrote: | Hiya Hamster... Don't let the pink penguins and purple puffins bite!!
SilverMoonLady
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Oh Lord! Not those again.
Welcome Hamster. I hope you enjoy the nut house.
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HamsterofDOOM
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Yes!!! Finally I have found a place where there are people with a sense of humor!!! That is my very worst fear is being stuck in a room with people who just... can't laugh! But seriously folks, I like penguins! And futhermore I'm sure I will have tons of fun in this place! And now I would like to say a few words:
Waffle
Banana
Cheese cake
I must be hungry!
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ghettoelleth
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<<<staring down the hamster, I'll kick his ass man!
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HamsterofDOOM
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Lol ghettoelleth! Really he's harmless! He just likes to have a big bad name so he doesn't get beat up! ... Guess it didn't work.. Sorry Hamster ... Hamster: *squeak!*
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SpaceWeavil
Joined: 27 May 2004
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| ghettoelleth wrote: | | <<<staring down the hamster, I'll kick his ass man! |
Sorry, I just had a mental picture of Alassante's dog when you said that (apparantly Al's dog stares. Just to clarify that reference for those who wouldn't get it. To prove I'm not going mad and just saying any old nonsense that comes into my head (comes in from where though? never understood that...) Anyway...)
Welcome Hamster.
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TrissMarigold
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
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Location: the land of dreams
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Hey Hamster Welcome to OSA.
Did I hear something about pinguins? poke them! Sorry, coudn't help myself. Those poor creatures really get tough life. I haven't seen so many games mistreating any other animals...  I actually like penguins, have a cute penguin magnet on the fridge too ...though it has nothing to do with the subject what so ever...Right, er what was I saying... 
Welcome to OSA!
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ellisk
Joined: 23 Jan 2004
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Location: Icon by Alassante! Wow!
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| TrissMarigold wrote: | Hey Hamster Welcome to OSA.
Did I hear something about pinguins? poke them! |
Hehehe! That was fun. Did anybody ever see that flash parody of the Crocodile Hunter where he says 'Let's poke it with a stick' and he does and the croc bites his arms off. It was so funny because the accent was outrageously exagerated. (We were really bored at work one day and found it).
Sorry for being so off topic--I'd welcome you Hamster, but I already did. Oh well, I'll do it again. Welcome!
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ghettoelleth
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| ellisk wrote: | Did I hear something about pinguins?
Hehehe! That was fun. Did anybody ever see that flash parody of the Crocodile Hunter where he says 'Let's poke it with a stick' and he does and the croc bites his arms off. It was so funny because the accent was outrageously exagerated. (We were really bored at work one day and found it).Sorry for being so off topic--I'd welcome you Hamster, but I already did. Oh well, I'll do it again. Welcome! |
| SpaceWeavil wrote: | | Sorry, I just had a mental picture of Alassante's dog when you said that (apparantly Al's dog stares. Just to clarify that reference for those who wouldn't get it. To prove I'm not going mad and just saying any old nonsense that comes into my head (comes in from where though? never understood that...) Anyway...) |
  
**Comes to conclusion hamster shit must be a hallucinogen, like butt peyote or something** 
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